Chapter 4 Experts

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"Sister Nan Lian, I don't think 'she' will show up for a while, let's listen to what that brat is whispering about us behind his back." Guan Nuo tapped the car stereo, and after two sizzling noises, Wang Yan's voice came from the car stereo, "Uncle Cao, so you were the one who took me to the hospital yesterday? Thank you so much."

"Xiao Nuo, you installed a bug on him?" Nan Lian's face turned slightly cold.

"Sister Nan Lian, that brat suddenly appeared to harass us. I have reason to suspect that he is 'her' accomplice." Guan Nuo said solemnly, "Didn't you teach me often that enemies are very cunning and cruel. Be brave. Careful, can't let go of any clues?"

"I think you are unwilling to be reconciled to being taught a lesson, and want to find an opportunity to take revenge." Nan Lian gave her a cold look through the sunglasses.

"I'm not taking revenge, I'm trying to expose his sanctimonious true colors." Guan Nuo crossed his hands and said coldly, "I was wrong before, but he scolded me for admitting it. But I don't believe this brat is a good person, If you don’t peel off his hypocritical skin, I’m sorry for the name of my lady’s “Yan Sha” in “Leng Yan Shuang Sha.”

"I said, I reject this tasteless nickname!" Nan Lian's mouth twitched slightly.

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"Xiao Yan, in fact, uncle admires you very much. You dare to help the fallen old lady so unhesitatingly." Cao Dapao said with emotion, holding a half cigarette in his mouth and shaking his cattail fan, "This sense of justice, this kind of bloodiness of a man. Uncle, when I was young, I didn't give up too much."

"Uncle Cao, you are joking. I just graduated from university not long ago, and my childishness has not faded." Wang Yan also lit a cigarette. After breaking up with his first love girlfriend, he got into the habit of smoking.

"Xiao Yan, Uncle, just looking at you, I think you are very compatible. Everyone likes to pick up girls." Cao Dapao touched the vicissitudes of his chin, and said hoarsely, "Fate, this is fate."

Wang Yan's face darkened, and he almost choked on the smoke. What is this called? Uncle, how did you know that brother likes to pick up girls? In this life, I only talked to one girlfriend, and we broke up for three months, and I never thought about picking up girls.

"Pretend, what's there to pretend to be in front of uncle? Ordinary people will feel a little weak when they see that luxury car." Cao Dapao hooked his shoulder and winked his eyes knowingly, "And you are looking at When it came to the two women driving the sports car, it took only 0.5 seconds to take action resolutely. This kind of courage, courage, and determination are not something ordinary girls can do."

"Uncle Cao, you misunderstood." Wang Yan explained dumbfoundedly, "They are the ones who almost knocked Mrs. Zhang down yesterday. I'm going to scold them. I hope they will drive more carefully in the future. If something happens, don't worry about it. It doesn't matter if it's the victim or the perpetrator."

"Hehe, pretend, just pretend in front of your uncle." Cao Dapao touched the stubble of his chin, patted him on the shoulder inscrutablely and said, "Just now I glanced from a distance, those two girls But they are all top-notch. Rich, young, beautiful, and temperament. Women of this level, the people who usually chase them must be out of the way. What kind of suitors have you never seen? How can you just listen to two flattering words? Can you be tempted? You played this trick very cleverly, which is called doing the opposite."

"Uncle, I really don't mean that." Wang Yan laughed at himself and shook his head, "A poor boy like me who can't even support himself, what qualifications do I have to go for it. No, bah bah, go after someone else?"

"That's why uncle said you're smart." Cao Dapao, with the appearance of a peerless love expert who has seen the world's attitudes and people's hearts, dismantled and analyzed vividly, "Girls of their level can hear soft words, soft words, and love words so hard that your ears get calloused." Yes. They have already built a high psychological defense line against their suitors. Scolding her, humiliating her, the more fierce and cruel the better. First, it unseen their defensive psychology, and second, it suppressed them to be superior Thirdly, you left them an extremely deep, fresh and stimulating impression. Fourthly, they will hate you, think about you, and even want to take revenge on you, so that the two sides will have further contact opportunities. Fifthly , your strict words will plant a seed in their psychology. This young man is a good person in essence, and he left a big reason for the final counterattack! In summary, Xiao Yan, you have reached the level of an expert in picking up girls level!"

"Uncle! I'm convinced!" That set of theories made Wang Yan dumbfounded, and he couldn't explain it even if he wanted to explain it. He simply went up and scolded others, but he was able to analyze such a big truth, awesome, really awesome! This uncle is really an unworldly expert who lives in the city.

"It's good to be obedient. With your skill, you are still a little bit short of pretending to be in front of uncle. Haha~" Cao Dapao patted him on the shoulder with a proud face and said, "But you are still young. One day you will reach the highest level of picking up girls like an uncle."

"This, uncle. What is the highest state of picking up girls?" Although his intentions were distorted, Wang Yan couldn't help but asked curiously, "Tell me about science, so as to increase your knowledge?"

In fact, not only Wang Yan, but also the pair of "cold and beautiful couples" in the Maserati also looked at each other in dismay. Where can such a superb wretched uncle come from?

The theories that were pulled out are really one set, and if you think about it carefully, they really make sense.

Guan Nuo felt chills all over his body, and he was frightened and frightened. Fortunately, he installed a listening device. Otherwise, maybe I'll give that girl-picking expert a guide.

Anger turned to anger, but Guan Nuo was also hooked with strong curiosity. Just now, I heard the analysis from the wretched uncle that the level of "expert in picking up girls" is already unimaginably powerful, and the name is very domineering, "the highest level of picking up girls." How bullish is it?

Guan Nuo, who was still gnashing his teeth just now, pricked up his ears and turned up the volume of the wiretapping speaker, "Sister Nan Lian, we must learn more about the enemy's situation and increase our knowledge, so as not to be accidentally attacked by those experts. .Nowadays men are really one set.”

Although Nan Lian, the girl in sunglasses, had a cold expression on her face, she unconsciously pricked up her ears. Obviously, he is also very interested in the so-called supreme state of picking up girls.

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"The highest realm!"

Cao Dapao was shaking his cattail fan with several cracks, his eyes were slowly closed, and he just stood there irregularly, when suddenly a gust of wind blew, and his large underpants of various colors swayed slightly with the wind.

The scorching sun shone on his face, as if his bearded face was shrouded in a radiance, so dazzling that people couldn't look directly at it.

"It's very simple, three words!"

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