Chapter 15 Head Grabbing, Black Equipment!
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"Jie Jie!" The vixen, who was terrified to the extreme and thought he was going to die, suddenly saved his life and laughed wildly, "When you beat my old lady to death just now, why didn't you talk about drinking tea and chatting? "
"Heh, hehe." Wang Yan's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and he said with a dry smile, "Hitting is love, scolding is love, I just want to increase my friendship with you. By the way, don't you want to take me back as a prisoner? ? You don’t need to grab it, I will take the initiative to go back with you.”
The vixen, who was covered in blood, scorched black, and filled with a lot of stinky liquid, forced her over step by step, and said with a grinning grin: "Bitch man, you don't want my mother to give you face. After my mother sucks you dry, I will save your life." , let you look haggard, and taste the pain of the world like a waste." Her stinky tail was raised high, and she swaggered in front of Wang Yan.
"No, stop!" Nan Lian and Guan Nuo also reacted, struggling to come to support.
"Since that's the case." Wang Yan took a deep puff of cigarette melancholy, and gave her a regretful look, "then there is no other way. Fire elf, follow my call and burn all the evil in the world." In fact, this line copied from a certain fantasy novel is quite emotional when it is sung.
"You still want to fool my old lady!" The vixen laughed wildly, "It's an idiot to be an old lady, to fuck you twice in a row... what?" Her pupils constricted.
I saw Wang Yan lightly flicked his fingers, and the bright cigarette end drew a graceful arc in the air and landed on the vixen's tail.
"boom!"
In the vixen's terrified and inexplicable eyes, a flame instantly burned hotly, and the flames engulfed her whole body in the blink of an eye, burning blazingly.
"Ah~!"
The vixen screamed miserably and rolled all over the floor. But no matter how much she fluttered, she couldn't extinguish the flames on her body.
"Thanks to Heixin's gas station, every time I deliberately left a lot of gas residue, look at the fire is really strong."
"Crack!" Wang Yan flicked his fingers smartly, and after a flame shot out from his fingertips, he lit another cigarette for himself. He took a deep breath, sighed and shook his head, and said, "I said that everyone can sit down together, drink tea and talk about life, why do you have to join in the dead end? Tsk tsk, this burnt smell, the hair is all burnt. ?”
"Wang Yan, our Linghu family will not let you go." The vixen, covered in flames, rushed over staggeringly, roaring and growling like a beast.
"Bang!" Wang Yan kicked her directly in the abdomen, and the vixen flew upside down, hitting the wall with a "boom". When he fell to the ground again.
She seemed to be in so much pain that she didn't even have the strength to roll over.
"Phew! I forgot to tell you. In this world, vixens are not the only ones who can deceive people. Men can also lie when they are pushed." Wang Yan let out a puff of second-hand smoke with a somewhat melancholy look in his eyes. Low, the reason why I chatted with you was to let the residual liquid volatilize more gas in your hair. If you ran away immediately, I couldn't do anything about you. It's a pity, a pity, you have lived for so long, but you don't I know that I need to learn modern science and culture. It's really pitiful, sad, and lamentable!"
"ah!"
The vixen screamed heart-piercingly, not knowing whether he couldn't bear Wang Yan's words, or the pain of being burned any longer. With the last of his strength, he slammed his head against the wall.
Then he thumped twice, and there was no more movement.
Nan Lian, who was extremely weak, walked over with a pale face. With a swing of the sword, a ball of ice mist burst out and put out the fire.
At this time, the vixen has completely shown the original shape of the vixen. The hair all over his body was scorched black, and he couldn't die anymore.
The whole house is full of unpleasant burnt smell.
"Sister Nan Lian, you are stealing the head." Wang Yan joked in a good mood after narrowly escaping from death.
"Head grabbing? I'm still preparing black equipment." Nan Lian was seriously injured and her face was pale. Bing Lan's wonderful eyes stared back, "I didn't see it, you are quite good at acting. Just now I thought you really wanted to go back to be a prisoner with her."
She was in a very good mood, thinking that this time, she would most likely be buried in the hands of the vixen. Unexpectedly, Wang Yan unexpectedly exploded with astonishing power at the last moment, completely turning the situation around.
Originally, she thought that she had kept raising her opinion of Wang Yan. But he kept refreshing her senses. At that moment, she even had the feeling of looking up and relying on her.
Most importantly, he was more than just brute force. At the critical juncture, Wang Yan showed a very good calm state and wisdom, and created an opportunity to fight back from the desperate situation. With one hit, he took control of the situation and turned the world around.
"Hehe, I was forced to come out at a critical moment of life and death." Wang Yan laughed and changed the subject, "By the way, this vixen really has explosive equipment?"
"Are you really serious about playing games? Explode your equipment." Guan Nuo also ran over excitedly, rolled his eyes and bickered, "Seeing that you have made meritorious deeds today, let me tell you a lot about it. Any monster who has practiced for a long time will have There is inner alchemy." In fact, she said it lightly, but her little heart was beating violently.
The battle just now was too exciting, too ups and downs. Especially the way this stinking guy popped out the cigarette butt to ignite the gas at the end, it's really...
"Neidan? Cough!" Wang Yan choked on the smoke and said, "Isn't it too exaggerated? This is real life, isn't the inner alchemy only available in novels?"
"The demon fox is also in the novel!" Guan Nuo gave him a charming look, "Didn't you see it with your own eyes? You are really stupid and have no medicine."
"Well, when you're talking about other people's idiots." Wang Yan glanced at her calmly and said, "Can you clean yourself up first, the bunny's bouncing around is so unsightly."
"Ah!?" Guan Nuo looked down and was stunned for three seconds, his pretty face gradually flushed red. After covering it tightly with the ragged clothes, he squatted on the ground and screamed, "Wang Yan, you are a rascal."
"Huh~" Wang Yan took a puff of second-hand smoke and said calmly, "If I am really a hooligan, why do I have to warn you? Ms. Guan, I solemnly warn you. We are a positive, healthy chicken soup for the soul full of positive energy Novel. Don’t attract a harmonious army just because of some of your personal idiosyncrasies.”
"You're the one who has vulgarity." Guan Nuo blushed, tearing up in embarrassment, and retorted, "Take six baths in one afternoon, and every time you take a bath, you want to show off your figure narcissistically, it's so vulgar."
"Hey, how do you know?" Wang Yan's cigarettes fell to the ground, his eyes stared like copper bells, "You, you peeped on me taking a shower? Fuck it, it's really, really...it's terrible." He With a shiver, he covered his chest, and his eyes stared at her like a thief.
"It's alright, it's alright, everyone survived after a long time, can we all be more happy? Don't shout when you meet each other." While speaking, Nan Lian had already peeled off the inner alchemy and stood between the two of them to confront Guan Nuo. Said, "Xiao Nuo, this time we all relied on Wang Yan to turn the situation around at the last moment and save everyone. But he is not in the bureau for the time being and cannot get the task reward. Therefore, this inner alchemy belongs to him. You Any comments?"
"I have no objection." Guan Nuo angrily gave him a hard look. What small steamed buns, small hobbies and the like. It just broke the girl's heart.
"Sister Nanlian, you're welcome, you're welcome." Wang Yan smiled modestly, and took the inner alchemy, "Actually, I also depend on your protection this time. You have a remote control bomb for protection, and the vixen dare not take it seriously. Kill you." As he spoke, he sneaked a glance at the so-called inner alchemy. It is about the size of an egg, with a film-like appearance, radiant and pulsating gently as if alive.
"What are you talking about?" Nan Lian took out the remote control like a magic trick, and threw it out casually.
"No!" Wang Yan dashed out hastily and caught the remote control. Because of the sudden panic, his whole body trembled and broke out in cold sweat, "Sister Nan Lian, today's excitement is enough, don't play so hard." He held the remote control carefully, fearing that he might accidentally trigger the bomb.
"That's Miss Nan Lian's car key, do you really think you have a remote control for a bomb?" Guan Nuo finally seized the opportunity to fight back, and rolled his eyes with contempt, "You coward, I think you're scared."
"You are so brave, you still dare to show your head there after sending out a move? You will die if you use two moves in a row, and everyone doesn't have to fight so hard."
"Who scratched his head and made a pose? I, I can only use my big move once, and my whole body has no strength."
"It can only be sent once? What kind of big move is this!"
"It's better than your big move. It looks good, but it's just an empty shell. It's the same as yours. It looks like a good guy, but it's actually full of bad things."
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