Chapter 16 Old Wang, I Will Live on for You
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"Heh, heh!" After venting the noise, Wang Yan really relaxed, sat down on the messy floor, and smoked hard.
Fatigue hit like a tide. Every muscle, every bone, is sore as if torn. His hands and feet were shaking uncontrollably, as if he had Parkinson's disease.
"Are you okay?" Guan Nuo tightened his heart, squatted on the ground, and said hesitantly, "It's the first time I experience this kind of thing, I'm always very scared. I remember the first time I performed a mission with Sister Nan Lian , I was dealing with a vampire zombie, and at that time I was so frightened that my calves trembled and I couldn't even move."
It was only then that she remembered that this heroic guy had just awakened. After experiencing such a thrilling and cruel thing all at once, the soul must have been seriously injured, right? I heard that many people will have serious psychological trauma after experiencing brutal battles, and become distorted and abnormal over time.
"It's okay." Wang Yan looked around the house where he had lived for several months with trembling lips. There were potholes, cracks, and cracks everywhere on the walls and floors. Furniture and home appliances, no one is complete. It was as if the house had been hit by a tornado. There were concrete shards, glass shards, and the remains of broken furniture all over the floor. "I was just wondering, is the organization you two belong to called the Demolition Bureau? Will kill me?"
The corners of his mouth twitched, too exaggeratedly. If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, it would be impossible to imagine that human flesh and blood can have such exaggerated destructive power.
"Hehe, the damage is indeed serious." Nan Lian patted his shoulder weakly and said, "Don't worry, we have special aftercare personnel who can deal with all the aftermath." It hurts to lift your hand. And after using Bing Mou, tears began to flow down unstoppably.
"That's good." Wang Yan wiped off his sweat, "Otherwise, with my current income level, I won't be able to afford the house until I retire. Ah, my notebook."
Suddenly, he grabbed a small piece of melted motherboard debris, and said deeply and sadly: "Baby Aiji, you have been with me for four years, and you have never let you have a good day. I didn't expect that you just went ...God, how cruel you are to me. Destiny, how can you do this..."
Guan Nuo was furious at what he said, and interrupted, "Come on, isn't it just a laptop? Just buy a new one."
"You said it lightly, buy a new one." Wang Yan hugged the wreckage of the motherboard, staring at her with grief and indignation, "She stayed with me for four years, four full years. She gave me countless firsts." , she selflessly dedicated to my joy, and she silently endured my pain. But she always treats me and never leaves. It's you, and the murderer is you."
"Okay, I'll pay you one, no, two." Guan Nuo shuddered all over, feeling a little creepy and disgusted, "Please stop talking."
"One is enough, I want Apple." Wang Yan's eyes lit up.
"I'll pay you the head office of aliens, okay?" Guan Nuo covered his chest and gave him an annoyed look, "Just please stop disgusting me."
"Deal!" Wang Yan casually threw away the remains of the motherboard.
Guan Nuo patted his forehead, worrying about him in vain, this guy's nerves are really tight.
Nan Lian didn't know when she put on her sunglasses again, and found a broken bag to put the vixen's corpse in: "The smell is too strong here, since the matter is over, let's go to the hotel to open a room to rest, and then talk about something, Someone will come here soon to take care of the aftermath. Xiao Yan, do you have any personal belongings that you need to bring? I will give you five minutes to pick out the important and valuable ones.”
"Let me clean it up." Wang Yan ran into his room with a sour calf and spent a few minutes cleaning it up. I found that I was really poor enough and had nothing of value at all.
So, he packed some replacement clothes in his backpack. He took a clean coat and put it on Guan Nuo to cover the little rabbit, so he couldn't keep her from being harmonious, right?
Then I rummaged through the battlefield in the living room and found two black bag condoms.
"Fortunately, it was blocked by the broken table, so it wasn't smashed." Wang Yan sighed, and happily stuffed his brain into the big backpack, "Sister Nan Lian, I brought all the important things, let's go."
Guan Nuo, who was wrapped in his coat, had the muscles on his face twitching: "The things you call important are really special."
Sure enough, this guy didn't need to worry about psychological trauma for him at all.
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A few minutes later, when Wang Yan happily opened a room with a large and a small beauties to chat about life. Liu Lang woke up faintly from the room, feeling his head was in a daze, what's wrong with him? It seems that many things can't be remembered.
Well! It seems that I brought back a superb beauty yesterday, and then entered the room together, and then, it seems that there is no more.
Huh? Why is the door broken, the wall... When Liu Lang opened the door and went out, he was shocked when he saw the scene in the living room!
The whole room is full of traces after the World War. There are traces of sharp claws on the walls in several places, and there are many bloodstains sprinkled here and there. A few guys in bulky protective suits, holding weird instruments, are carefully measuring something and collecting some debris.
the end of the world? resident Evil?
"Wait, at this critical juncture, I want to clear my mind." Liu Lang's imagination burst into flames. Could it be that the superb beauty brought back yesterday is the source of the end-time virus infection?
So, don't I also have the virus? But why didn't I die, or become a monster?
Liu Lang rested his chin, pondering endlessly. According to the law of protagonists, many protagonists obtained some kind of adventure after surviving a catastrophe. Then began to kill the Quartet, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of life.
Well? I feel like my head is dizzy, like I'm drunk. Is this a viral attack, intensifying the rhythm of my body?
Could it be that I, Liu Lang, really became the protagonist?
Liu Lang's heart suddenly became hot, and he felt light all over his body.
Wait, there seems to be something missing.
Yes, the hate drive is missing. Whenever the protagonist becomes the protagonist, an important person in his life is usually killed by the villain. Then the protagonist's heart was filled with tragic and high-spirited fighting spirit, and he looked up to the sky and shouted, I want revenge! By the way, you can also use the sad and vicissitudes of your eyes to hook up with beauties from all walks of life.
Pharaoh!
Where is Lao Wang?
Those claw marks, those dripping blood.
Liu Lang's heart seemed to be hit hard by a hammer. Tears could not stop pouring out from the lacrimal gland.
"Puff tom!"
He dropped to his knees limply on the ground.
Scenes of the past, like a movie screen, appeared in front of his eyes one by one.
"Brother Lang, go out for a drink with me. What's the matter? I'm broken in love."
"I'm not interested in shampoo or something. I said, Liu Lang, can you be more successful?"
"When I make a lot of money, I will definitely buy a big house, a luxury car, and marry a gentle and virtuous big girl."
"Brother Lang, you can do whatever you want, I happen to have an American drama that I haven't finished watching yet."
"You use it first, it's not enough to come out and get it yourself."
"Why? Why is this!? God, the earth, why are you so cruel to me!" Liu Lang burst into tears, smashed his fists hard to the ground, and sobbed deeply, "Old Wang, don't worry I, Liu Lang, will help you survive your share! I absolutely, absolutely..."
"Captain Zhao, there is still a living person here." "Di~di~, he has been in contact with the target."
"Take it back and isolate it."
"I will definitely not become a zombie! Hoho~ Old Wang, I will definitely avenge you! Old~Wang~~~~~"
The anesthesia gun shot out of the syringe with a whistling sound, and the anesthetic in the needle quickly took effect in Liu Lang's body.
"Shua!"
Liu Lang pulled out the syringe violently, and slowly fell to the ground. Her face was pressed against the cold floor, she was extremely weak, but her gaze was as firm as iron, "Big house, luxury car, big girl~~ One, one, also, not at all, less!"
Tears, can't stop falling! Drop by drop splashed on the ground.
Liu Lang finally couldn't resist the anesthesia, his head became dizzy, and he passed out.
"Another psychopath who has watched too many movies and novels."
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