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Chapter 270 My Stupid Little Apprentice

"Damn it, my uncle is so... skilled! This aircraft is the best of the best. Most people really can't imitate it!"

"It seems that Lu XUN is right, traditional craftsmanship cannot be lost!"

"Lu XUN: Yes, yes, I fucking say everything!"

"Can my uncle teach me this unique skill? I also want to be as good as my uncle!"

"A long spear is in hand, and then the spear comes out like a dragon!"

"Wow~"

Looking at the dropped airdrop, the little apprentice also shouted happily, "Daughter-in-law, please teach me too!"

"What should I teach you?" Chen Yefeng was confused when he heard his young apprentice's question.

"Teach me how to masturbate. I also want to shoot and airdrop!"

Chen Yefeng: "..."

Although my little apprentice’s thoughts are innocent and he wants to learn how to knock down airdrops, the problem is that he is not a serious person, which can easily lead to misunderstandings!

"Well, let's see what's inside first. As for this unique skill, it's not too late to talk about it later!"

"Daughter-in-law, you don't love me anymore, and you don't feel sorry for Naizi anymore!"

Listening to his little apprentice's voice, Chen Yefeng twitched the corner of his mouth. Why did he feel that his little apprentice seemed to be following his cousin's bad example these days?

Ever since Ying Yingying treated her to dinner to celebrate the fifth place in Magic City Academy, her cousin had started to get into trouble with her young apprentice.

Chen Yefeng originally had a headache. After all, one was his little princess and the other was his little apprentice. However, he didn't expect that the two of them were not incompatible with each other, but rather enjoyed themselves in harmony.

But……

Now it seems that her little princess is even better and has led her originally obedient apprentice astray!

"Ahem!" Chen Yefeng coughed dryly. The feeling of being spoiled by a young lady every day was so boring!

"Well, let's see what's in the airdrop first. As for the masturbation master, I'll teach you later."

"Okay~"

Hearing Igueda Naizi's sweet voice, Chen Yefeng was also ready to run over and pick up the airdrop.

However, right now!

The sound of a car engine starting sounded in the headphones from far to near!

Airdrops may not be a necessity in the professional arena, but in daily games, this is the trigger for struggle!

After all, as the saying goes, you can lose the game, but you must win the airdrop! ! !

An airdrop represents the third-level suit with the best defense. Naturally, the temptation is not that great!

Listening to the sound of the car driving in the headphones, Chen Yefeng quickly called out to his apprentice, and the two of them hurried to the roof of the highest building in the power plant.

From this place, you can clearly see all parts of the power plant square, including of course the airdrop box that is constantly emitting red smoke in the deep pit in the center of the power plant!

Suddenly, the sound of a car driving closer and closer, like thunder blasting in my ears!

The next second, Chen Yefeng also saw three cars rushing in from different directions. Needless to say, these were naturally the dream chasers coming from the airdrop.

There are a total of six people in the three teams, and there is only one airdrop here. The result is definitely not negotiable.

The so-called enemies are extremely jealous when they meet, and the six of them will fight each other as if they are fighting for the right to be spouses!

"Da da da da..."

The three teams fought so fiercely that Chen Yefeng, who was hiding on the roof of the building, felt as thrilling as if he was watching a Hollywood movie.

If it weren't for the uneasy little apprentice next to him, Chen Yefeng would have stood up and cheered for them, but after thinking about it, he decided not to do it. What if these people got angry and united to surround him and his little apprentice? What to do, then they will become a pair of miserable mandarin ducks.

"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law! They are fighting so fiercely, why don't we also join in!"

Chen Yefeng was slightly stunned when he heard Igeda Naizi's voice.

It is said that there is a little devil in everyone's heart, which will always jump out at special times. Chen Yefeng originally thought that his little apprentice definitely did not belong to this type, but now it seems that his little apprentice does not also. so! ! !

"Ahem, there is an old Chinese saying that goes like this: when the snipe and the clam fight, the fisherman will benefit. You and I will wait here for a while before talking.

What's more, there are only three teams, what if there are others on the way?

If we don't move, we will kill them all! "

Just as Chen Yefeng finished speaking, he heard the sound of a two-person motorcycle coming from the direction of the power plant gate.

The next second!

Chen Yefeng saw these two people riding motorcycles and flying in directly from outside the power plant.

That's right, just flying in, it's as breathtaking as performing acrobatics!

"Wow!" Seeing this scene, the young apprentice Igeda Naizi admired his master even more, "My wife is so awesome, she guessed everything!"

No one doesn't like to be praised. Hearing the excited voice of his young apprentice, Chen Yefeng naturally said with a proud face: "Of course, you don't even know who the master is!"

All the viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it anymore.

"I've never seen such a shameless anchor. Damn it, I'm following it, how about you?"

"Young lady actually believes things that you can guess with your feet. I love such an innocent young lady!"

"I don't know, how far can I kick such a cute little sister?"

"Are you all a bunch of straight men? Of course such a cute girl is only for the sun!"

"There's something wrong with you upstairs, I suspect you're engaging in pornography!"

"Ahem, it's obvious that you LSPs are overthinking it. What the big brother obviously meant when he said it was that the young lady is so cute, just like sunshine!"

While the fans in the live broadcast room were shouting wildly, a scene happened that made Chen Yefeng grin from ear to ear!

I saw that the duo riding a double motorcycle, rotating 360 degrees in the air for two and a half weeks, actually killed two people who were fighting when they landed.

"I'll go!!! Is this really a mistake?"

"The low-end version of Justice from Heaven, do you want to know about it?"

"When will my uncle perform this kind of operation for us!!!"

"That's okay, damn, why have I never had such good luck!"

"In my uncle's live broadcast room, this kind of magical operation always happens. Brothers who haven't paid attention to it should quickly click and follow it. Brothers who haven't applied for a card should quickly apply for a card and join our pretending family!"

"Our motto is, let you show off and let you fly!"

Of course, this scene was not only seen by Chen Yefeng, but also by his young apprentice Igeda Naizi!

"Daughter-in-law, if I jump down, can I crush them to death?!"

"What the hell?" Chen Yefeng was stunned, feeling a little helpless for his young apprentice's naivety.

This guy is simply the baby stage of Teletubbies, he doesn’t understand anything! ! !

"You listen to my master, just let them fight. Don't cause trouble!" Chen Yefeng was on the verge of crying.

How come the little apprentice who was originally quite obedient has unleashed the little devil in his heart since hanging out with his cousin?

It's just a pity that Chen Yefeng's voice to stop him was a little late. The young apprentice made a vertical jump directly on the roof of the building, and jumped straight down, which made people a little unbearable to watch. .

Seeing his cute little apprentice bleeding from falling from a height, Chen Yefeng didn't know what else to say.

"Ah, my wife, I almost hit that person!"

Listening to the somewhat annoyed voice of his young apprentice, Chen Yefeng was speechless: "..."

Good guy, I was a very smart little apprentice, but after hanging out with my cousin, I turned into this!

Is this the legendary one-year-old pregnancy that makes you stupid for three years?

Nonsence! ! !

It should be said that this is the legendary lack of brains, one person infects two people?

All the fans in the live broadcast room were amused.

"Miss Tanaizi is so cute, how about we play a game with her..."

"What game? How many people are playing it? Be clear!"

“Since it’s a game, I naturally thought of multiplayer sports!”

"I declare that Miss Tatsuzi will be my girlfriend from now on. I have even thought about the name of our child. You singles should stop having unrealistic illusions!!!"

"A bunch of LSPs, I think you are hallucinating after being single for a long time. You actually have such thoughts. I am different. I admit that I am despicable. I am just greedy for her body!"

"Bah, you are honest, you are not mean, you are nobler than them!!!"

Seeing the uproar of barrages, Chen Yefeng no longer wanted to watch the show. As he continued to watch, he estimated that his young apprentice was about to be killed, so he immediately started to operate.

After all, the strength lies here, and because the apprentice's score was too low, the enemies he encountered were not very powerful, so Chen Yefeng quickly killed everyone.

After everything was done, Chen Yefeng showed a helpless smile when he looked at the young apprentice who was still arrogant just now but was hiding somewhere shivering.

"Okay, don't be afraid, I have already killed everyone, you can lick them as much as you want!"

"Brothers, there is something wrong with my uncle!"

"Now I seriously suspect that my uncle is hinting at Miss Danaizi!"

"Is it possible that there will be special benefits today? Brothers, please keep your eyes peeled!"

"Bah, who do you think our uncle is? Do you really think our uncle is that kind of villain!?"

"That's right, let me tell you, my uncle is not a human being at all. He is just a scumbag, a beast. He can even kill his charming cousin. Is this something that a human being can do?"

"Wow, wife, you are so awesome!" After hearing this, Iguda Naizi also praised excitedly.

She is indeed my wife, she is so amazing!

"What's so great about it?"

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