Chapter 287 Set up a Flag First

"It's hard to tolerate the law of heaven, it's hard to tolerate the law of heaven, my uncle is such a beast!"

"Damn it, where's my knife? Bring me the 40-meter machete. I'm going to do justice for God today!"

"A man like my uncle doesn't deserve a girlfriend, let alone such a cute little apprentice!"

"But there's nothing I can do about it. My uncle has a girlfriend, such a cute little apprentice, and a very clingy sister!"

"Ah, ah, what is so good about my uncle? Young ladies like it, and I want to learn from it too!"

"Farewell, my uncle is just a beast. If you don't want to learn from him, why don't you learn from him?"

"If you can be as charming as your uncle, being a beast is actually pretty good..."

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Looking at the barrage, Chen Yefeng was speechless "..."

Can these fake fans still watch the live broadcast properly?

Jiang Xuefen naturally felt ashamed of her little man's behavior. Such a simple, lovely and caring young lady couldn't bear to tease her, saying she was not even a man.

After she picked up the belongings of the four of them, she also gave some to her little apprentice Iguda Naizi. After all, the little apprentice just said that good things should be shared with good friends!

"Little sister, there are some good things at my wife's place, why don't you pick them up too!"

Listening to Da Naizi's voice, Jiang Xuefen was naturally not polite. After picking it up, she also said thank you.

This makes Chen Yefeng very depressed. This seems to be my equipment, but you woman don't even thank me!

"I think you should thank me, that's my thing!"

"You have packed it into a box. Now these things are ownerless, which means that anyone can take them and use them." Jiang Xuefen said seriously, "There are only two people here, Miss Da Naizi and me. That is to say, we two have the right to use it, and the young lady gave it to me without competing with me. As a courtesy, of course I want to thank you. "

"What the hell..."

Listening to Jiang Xuefen's serious analysis, Chen Yefeng had to admit that it still made sense.

Forget it, if I don't get to know women, I am still a man. Although I still have to go to the last step, it would seem that I am too stingy if I don't get to know women.

"Daughter-in-law, are you still angry with Naizi?"

At this time, the young apprentice Igeda Naizi spoke again, his voice a little aggrieved and weak.

"Of course not! How could I be so stingy as my master? I was just teasing you just now. How could I be angry with my apprentice!"

"Really? Thank you, wife, and I will invite you to my house another day!" the young apprentice Igeda Naiko said excitedly.

"Ahem, what about that? Do you have an extra room in your house?" Chen Yefeng said casually.

"Ah? Wife, what are you doing?"

"Ahem, didn't you say I was a guest? Since I am a guest at your home, I naturally have to stay one night."

The fans in the live broadcast room were excited again, and a group of people wanted to tear Chen Yefeng, the beastly anchor, in half.

"Uncle, this is a crazy suggestion. I have never seen such a shameless person!"

"Miss Da Naizi, please don't be fooled. If you let me go, you can't let this beast like my uncle go!!!"

"Brothers, I'm sore, what about you?"

"I'm not sad, I'm holding Xiaoyuan and looking at you!"

"Knife in hand, follow me, kill my uncle, and steal Miss Naizi!"

Chen Yefeng didn't expect that there would be such a big reaction in the live broadcast room. Originally, he was just teasing his young apprentice and had no such intention.

However, it seems that the fans in the live broadcast room don’t buy it at all.

"Ahem, everyone, calm down. I'm just saying it casually. After all, my young apprentice Iguda Naiko is in the island country. I usually have nothing to do and won't go there." Chen Yefeng explained forcefully.

certainly.

The fans in the live broadcast room will definitely not believe what he said. There is an old saying in China that a man's mouth is a liar.

Moreover, if you generally don’t go there if you have nothing to do, what about the other two?

Besides, wouldn’t something happen if you go there?

Such a cute young lady, I can't stand it alone!

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"You two, don't stay where you are now. I guess the gunfire just now has attracted others. You should run away with the poison now!" After saying that, Chen Yefeng also reminded the two of them profoundly, "You two just Just run like this, the safe zone is not very far, remember not to drive, otherwise I'm afraid you two will eliminate yourself halfway!"

"I understand, wife!" Of course, the young apprentice Igeda Naizi was very obedient. He simply picked up a few things and prepared to escape the poison.

"Why didn't you tell me? You can't treat me differently!" Jiang Xuefen protested.

"You should hurry up. Someone will come in a while, and you won't even be able to run away!" Chen Yefeng curled his lips.

"But wife, you have been eliminated. What should I and the young lady do? Without you, how could we beat the rest." The young apprentice Igeda Naiko was very depressed.

Think about it... I have been playing games with my wife for a long time, and this seems to be the first time he has been eliminated.

The most important thing is that he actually sent his wife to the road of becoming a box with his own hands! ! !

"Don't worry, although you are ready to become a teacher, but, after all, my experience is here. As long as you two follow my command, I believe you can still improve your ranking. Although you can't get the chicken, the top five should not be a problem. !”

"But... the young lady and I can't beat other people. What should we do if we meet someone else? We will definitely not be able to win this game!" The young apprentice Igeda Naiko regretted it. He should have watched it just now It’s only right to be clear.

This was a good time, but due to an oversight, the wife was gone and turned into a box, and the chicken that reached her mouth just flew away.

Just as Chen Yefeng wanted to say a few words of comfort, he heard Jiang Xuefen's very domineering statement: "Don't worry, I'm actually a master!"

"Then do you have a great wife?" the young apprentice Igeda Naiko asked aloud.

After all, in the eyes of the young apprentice, his wife is the most powerful, and no one can easily surpass her!

"Um, that's not true..." Jiang Xuefen was stunned.

"Then can you kill the remaining people?" the young apprentice Iguda Naizi asked again,

"This... doesn't seem very capable..." Jiang Xuefen didn't know what to say.

This young lady just had a good impression of her, but she was almost completely defeated by just a few words.

"Then my wife is gone, what should we do..." The young apprentice Igeda Naizi's tone was full of grievances, as if he was deeply repenting for his mistake just now.

"Ahem, I don't know how big Naizi is, let your sister Xue take you to eat chicken this time!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk..."

Listening to Jiang Xuefen's solemn assurance, Chen Yefeng also clicked his tongue, "It's a good thing my family doesn't raise cattle, otherwise I would be blown away by you.

If you have the ability, eat one and show it to me. If you can eat chicken, I will eat this computer screen on the spot! "

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"As the saying goes, don't set a flag casually, otherwise you will be slapped in the face."

"Is there anything wrong with little sister liking to blow? Anyway, I quite like the way little sister blows like this!"

"There's something wrong with you upstairs, I always feel like there's something behind your words!"

"As we all know, everyone who raises the flag will usually be severely slapped in the face. We generally call this situation deserved!"

"Don't forget, upstairs, that the premise of all this is humans, and our uncle is not a human, he is a beast. Have you ever seen a beast being slapped in the face? And even if he is slapped in the face, he won't do it at all. It hurts!”

"But then again, what if the two young ladies really eat chicken!?"

"That only shows that my uncle is a dead loser and a shame in the world of escorting girls. He leads a girl to have sex, but the girl leads him to have sex!"

"My uncle, being embarrassed is not something that happens every day or two. Everyone has to get used to it."

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"Naizi, it's time for us to run away from the poison."

Hearing Chen Yefeng's disdainful voice, Jiang Xuefen snorted and felt a little unhappy. This little man dared to look down on her. Did he really think that he was one of those big-chested and brainless people?

Today I will let you see what it means to be a woman without giving way to men. Today, you must let this little man get to know himself again, lest this guy always doesn't respect himself enough!

"Yeah, okay, little sister." After hearing this, his little apprentice Igeda Naiko immediately manipulated the character to follow. The two Teletubbies were preparing to perform under the watchful eyes of Chen Yefeng and several fans in the live broadcast room. A sensational chicken-eating operation was launched.

Chen Yefeng, who had witnessed everything, leaned gently on the chair, slowly took out a box of Xuanhemen from the drawer, took out a cigarette from it, and slowly lit it.

In fact, Chen Yefeng rarely smokes. Of course, this does not mean that he does not know how to smoke.

However, Chen Yefeng had just taken out the firepower and lit it with a puff. Before he could take a sip, he heard the door behind him.

At first, Chen Yefeng thought that it must be his little princess running over again, but he didn't expect that when he turned around, he realized that it was his aunt Chen Shuyun.

"Xiao Feng!" When Chen Shuyun saw his nephew leaning on the chair with a smoking cigarette in his hand, his tone suddenly changed from doting to stern!

"Uh... Aunt, why are you here?" Chen Yefeng smiled awkwardly and put out the cigarette he had just lit, with a look of regret in his eyes.

What a good cigarette. I just lit it and didn't even take a puff. It was wasted like this. It's such a pity.

"I came to see if you had any clothes that needed washing, and I saw that you didn't learn well here!" Chen Shuyun glared. Of course she was very satisfied with her nephew, who was neither humble nor overbearing, and obedient and sensible?

Well, to be precise, I should listen to my aunt more. As for my elder brother, I don't know. Compared with my nephew and my elder brother, the father and son are more like a small person.