Chapter 289 Shameless Person
Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Chen Yefeng suddenly discovered a very serious problem. The current safe zone was actually centered on these two people and spread to all directions.
And, not only that, when the next airdrop came, the airdrop hit the two people's faces directly!
"this……"
Chen Yefeng was a little confused. What was going on? This blue hole was probably deliberately going against him again!
Now Jiang Xuefen, a woman, is wearing a level 3 suit, and her little apprentice is only missing a level 3 head. If coupled with this airdrop, wouldn't they both be wearing a level 3 suit?
Although both of them are Teletubbies, with their equipment, their chances of winning will increase by one percent.
Although it’s only one percent, you still have to deal with it carefully!
Therefore, just in case, Chen Yefeng also threatened the two of them, "I said, you two, stop licking and leave quickly. Your equipment is already very good, so you are not afraid of risking your life for licking airdrops." it's here?"
In fact, what Chen Yefeng said made sense. Although he made a bet with Jiang Xuefen, his apprentice was still alive after all. For the sake of his gaming experience, he had to take more care of him.
Airdrops are something that amateur players must fight for. It's a bit outrageous that these two Teletubbies didn't run away quickly when they saw it, and they wanted to lick it!
It doesn't matter that this woman Jiang Xuefen was eliminated, but not her little apprentice!
However, just as Chen Yefeng finished his reminder, the sound of cars rang near the airdrop.
Just when Chen Yefeng thought that his young apprentice and this woman were going to be ruthlessly eliminated, the next scene shocked him to the point where he couldn't help himself.
Originally, these four people ran over in a menacing manner, looking like they were trying to block the gods and Buddhas, but who knew, and who knew which old driver was driving the car, when they were rushing over the slope, they unexpectedly got knocked upside down. It wasn't over yet, the whole car was shaking like crazy, and then it exploded suddenly!
What was originally a good explosion suddenly exploded, and all the people inside were burned by the fire. There were also four more boxes on the ground.
"this……"
Chen Yefeng opened his mouth and didn't know what to say. This woman is too lucky, right? !
She actually met all the things she had never seen in a century! ! !
Fans in the live broadcast room were also shocked.
"Young lady, you are so lucky! I'm so jealous of you!"
"In my opinion, God didn't arrange this intentionally. The purpose is to get my uncle to agree to a request from my little sister!"
"God has hinted like this, uncle, just follow the example of this young lady!"
"That's right. Besides, you're not at a disadvantage!"
"Once you grit your teeth and close your eyes, it's over. Brother, don't be afraid, you're a man!"
"Brother, tell the truth, are you not good at it?"
"That's right, uncle, if you tell the truth, the brothers will not dislike you and will definitely help you find a solution!"
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Chen Yefeng looked at the barrage and curled his lips. After exchanging a few words, he also watched the two people's operations.
However, the more he looked at him, the more shocked he became!
It was okay for the two of them to stay in the safe zone, but every time there was danger, they would either come to the bombing zone to help, or they would roll over and die themselves. They were so lucky!
This made Chen Yefeng so depressed that he almost vomited blood. Others were scared to death of the bombing zone, but the two of them were like daughters in the bombing zone. Anyone who tried to touch them would be punished mercilessly by the bombing!
"I'm so convinced! What are these people doing?"
Looking at the scenes on the screen, Chen Yefeng's eyes widened and he almost stuffed his head into the computer screen.
Because as the safety zone shrinks, although the bombing zone disappears, the two people are still in the safety zone, blessed by the destiny circle every time!
Others either died from running away from the poison, or they started fighting each other while running away from the poison. In the end, no one succeeded in escaping the poison, and they were all poisoned to death.
The result is self-evident. In the end, the two teams were eliminated by the poisonous fog because they did not intend to let the other party escape. The final result was also cheaper. In the safe zone, Iggedanai transformed into Voldemort's young apprentice. Zi and the woman Jiang Xuefen.
These two teletubbies actually killed zero chickens. The blue hole is so outrageous! ! !
"Good luck, let's eat chicken tonight!"
When these eight words appeared in the center of the screen, Chen Yefeng was stunned.
This... what is going on? Who can tell me why these two teletubbies can successfully eat chicken without relying on themselves! ?
Has the little apprentice grown up? This is impossible. Both of them have zero kills. How can there be such a thing as growth? ?
Not only Chen Yefeng was so surprised that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear, but also the fans in the live broadcast room.
"Who can tell me what happened? I didn't see anything clearly. Why did the two young ladies have sex?"
"Others struggled and worked hard for a whole round, but in the end, the young lady took away the first place?"
"You actually killed zero chickens. I'm a noob too. Why have I never encountered this situation before!?"
"Because you are not as cute as the girls. If you also want to eat chicken without killing, I suggest you go to Thailand and have a minor surgery!"
"Young lady has zero kills, which actually means that this game is the same regardless of whether there is a brother-in-law or not. From this, it can be concluded that the brother-in-law is a piece of trash!"
"I asked the master what the level of my uncle's operation was now, and the master pointed at me a pot of boiling water.
I said, master, what you mean is that my uncle’s technology has reached the level of proficiency now?
The master shook his head and said to me in a deep voice, "iron boiling matter!" "
"Brothers who feel that my uncle is a disgrace to the escort industry and a useless person, please put the word "trash" on the public screen!"
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Seeing a group of people typing in the barrage saying that they were trash, Chen Yefeng twitched the corner of his mouth and felt very helpless.
There is nothing I can do. What can I do if I am blown down by sky fire? I don’t want to, but my appearance doesn’t allow it.
My appearance was rejected by God, so I was ruthlessly retaliated against!
"Ahem, I don't know if what the little man said just now counts~"
Just as Chen Yefeng sighed secretly, Jiang Xuefen's slightly proud voice sounded.
Because I just made a bet with the little man. If I win, he will treat me to a meal. If I lose, I will treat him to a meal.
For Jiang Xuefen, this was a bet that was sure to make a profit.
And the most important thing is that if he wins, the little man has to agree to a request of himself, even though the little guy said that the request does not violate morality or ethics.
but.
Isn't it against morality or ethics to be boyfriend and girlfriend with him?
It's not against the law to have a meal or watch a movie together, right?
Being too drunk and unable to go home is not too much, right?
Jiang Xuefen was so excited that she could barely write the word excitement on her face.
"Ahem, what did you just say?" Chen Yefeng regretted a little. He wanted to go back. To be precise, it was because he was a little negligent in the request he made just now.
She cannot violate morals or ethics, but if she asks herself to do something, it seems that she will not violate the rules.
If I had known earlier, I would have added one more sentence, don't let yourself pay attention to this! ! !
"What do you mean!?"
Hearing Chen Yefeng's words, Jiang Xuefen's tone suddenly became anxious.
"I meant it literally. I forgot what I just said..."
"Forgot? Are you so careless in lying?" Jiang Xuefen gritted her teeth, wanting to eat Chen Yefeng alive.
"Ahem, has this great Lu Xun said that no one is perfect? Although I am indeed the most handsome before and after, it is understandable that my memory is not very good!" Chen Ye Feng started to talk nonsense, but it was also reasonable and well-founded. It could be said that it was just like the truth!
Mainly because he couldn't believe that his little Teletubbies apprentice and Jiang Xuefen, a half-hearted woman, were really fucking crazy!
And there is still no killing of chickens. Who would believe it if you tell me this?
Thinking back to just now, Chen Yefeng became more and more angry as he thought about it. Even if the safe zone was centered around two people every time, the key was that whenever two people in the bombing zone were in danger, sky fire would be dropped to save these two people. !
The most annoying thing is that the people who finally got close to the two people either overturned their cars and fell to their death, or were shot dead by others.
Finally, there were only three teams left, but in order to kill each other, the other two teams even gave up poison. Tell me, what are these people doing?
Chen Yefeng now seriously doubted that he and these people were playing the same game?
In the live broadcast room, a group of relatives and fans who were watching the fun and not taking it too seriously also sent barrages one after another to ridicule.
"My uncle is indeed a scumbag among straight men, and Chu Sheng is a scumbag among straight men. He is actually indifferent to such an obvious hint from the young lady!"
"That's right, my uncle is simply worse than a beast. Forget it if he is indifferent, but he still wants to refuse to admit it. We have all heard it anyway, and we can make the decision for the little sister!"
"I was recommended by the Douyu homepage. I heard that this is a technical anchor, but as soon as I came in, I saw that the screen was gray, and in the end, I was led by the young lady to eat chicken. Is this anchor not from the good-looking area? "
"If you haven't followed our uncle, please pay attention. Our uncle is a shame in the world of escorting girls. He is the scum of the pretending family. Please pay attention and don't get lost. Next time you will come here to scold me!!!"
"Let me tell you, I can do what my uncle did in the game just now. Maybe I can perform better than my uncle. Why don't I have a little sister to play with me!?"
"Damn it, the more I look at it, the angrier it becomes. Brother-in-law is so blessed that he doesn't know how blessed he is, and a well-fed man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry. Anyway, I reported it, so you can do whatever you want!"
"Report +1!"
"Report +2!"
"Report +10086!"
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