Chapter 554 I’m a Little Fresh Meat

The phone bug is a creature unique to One Piece. When connected to another party, it will show some of the other party's physical features and expressions.

Therefore, Yang Ming quickly gained knowledge.

"Moses, Moses."

After the phone bug murmured for a while, his face suddenly changed. His mouth was like two thick red sausages superimposed on top of each other. His pupils were dilated, and you could see the terrifying bloodshot eyes.

"How did things go?"

Baron Dandan glanced at Yang Ming, but he was also willing to risk it all. He gritted his teeth and said, "Mama-san, Yang Ming said that he has a girlfriend, so..."

Before he finished speaking, a cold murderous intention traveled across thousands of distances and was transmitted to everyone through the phone bug's eyes.

Irritability, rage, chaos...

All negative emotions, including malicious murderous intent, are like a whirlwind, suffocating people!

From the mouth of the phone bug, a word full of blood and blood came.

At this moment, everyone's eyes seemed to have an illusion. A mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​bones rushed towards their faces, and the suffocating smell of blood filled the surroundings.

"Did you tell him that if he doesn't agree, I will come and bloodbath the entire Chambord Islands!"

The aunt yelled these words almost hysterically. You can see that the phone bug's eyes widened violently, and there were more bloodshot eyes, making him look like a devil.

Oh my God!

In Baron Eggman's heart, there are only 10,000 creatures named Nima running around. What the hell is the use of even saying this!

A wave of sadness surged into his heart, and he almost fainted in the toilet from crying!

Fortunately, Yang Ming saw his appearance and knew that he was just an errand boy, so he snatched the phone bug from his hand.

"Hey, old witch."

When Yang Ming finished speaking, Baron Dandan suddenly showed a look of panic, as if the sky was falling, and his whole body was in bad shape!

As for Shanks on the side, he silently gave Yang Ming a thumbs up. He actually said the title that he had been holding back for so many years. I'm convinced!

The other end of the phone appeared for a very brief moment, and she probably didn't expect that someone would actually talk to her like this.

"Who are you?"

A voice full of depressive violence came out of the phone bug's mouth, just like the depressing weather before a storm, making people feel very uncomfortable.

Yang Ming didn't notice it at all, his face still had a calm expression.

"Oh, I am the Yang Ming you are looking for."

quiet!

Awkward Jing!

Originally, aunt Charlotte Lingling thought that some brat had made rude remarks and needed to be taught a lesson, so she had already made a draft in her mind.

But she never expected that things went beyond her expectation and didn't follow the script at all!

The person who called her an old witch was actually the one she wanted to force into marriage!

This is embarrassing!

Perhaps it was because he couldn't turn around for a while. After a while, the phone bug started to sound again.

"It turns out to be Yang Ming. I miss you so much!"

The aunt changed her tone from the tyrant in the past, like a girl about to get married, her tone was full of tenderness and sweetness, as if she was really talking to her fiancé.

It can be seen that at this moment, the phone line actually made a very humane expression like an aunt at this moment, and red hearts appeared in the eyes covered with terrible bloodshot eyes, which looked like two thick red sausages superimposed. The lips become more colorful, as if they are wearing lipstick.

vomit! It’s so ugly that I can’t make it up anymore!

Not to mention Yang Ming, when he faced the phone bug, it was like a bolt from the blue, and he was completely confused!

Can you imagine a middle-aged aunt making coy movements like a girl, holding her face in her hands, and looking at you like a nymphomaniac?

Paired with her big pie face, elephant legs, and bucket waist, I wonder if it's off-putting to you!

Yang Ming has always shocked others, and today is the first time that Yang Ming was shocked and confused, with a face full of astonishment and bewilderment!

Perhaps because he felt that what he said just now was not enough to express his love, the phone bug actually made a gesture of pouting.

Could it be that……

Yang Ming's pupils suddenly shrank, feeling that something was wrong.

Sure enough, the next moment, there was a sound of waves.

Yang Ming was actually blown into the air by his aunt!

When he thought of his aunt's face, which was bigger than him, and her red lips like two thick red sausages stacked on top of each other, Yang Ming got goosebumps all over his body, even if he just blew a kiss from the air!

Then, it’s not over yet!

At this time, the aunt continued to add fuel to the fire and said loudly in her weird soprano:

"Ah~ Yang Ming, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice~"

puff! puff! puff!

Hahaha! Hahaha! !

Shanks had been holding it in for a long time, but he finally couldn't help it and burst into laughter!

The size of Auntie and Yang Ming is, in a sense, the difference between a mouse and a rice!

Shanks smiled and thought rather strangely, when did Charlotte Lingling become so artistic?

As everyone knows, at this time, the aunt is also in a lot of pain. She is holding a draft in her hand and reciting her lines, trying to act like a little woman, which is not easy!

Before the aunt could continue talking, Yang Ming twitched the corner of his mouth and silently blocked the line, cutting off the connection with the other party.

Shanks hugged Yang Ming and couldn't help teasing: "Yang Ming, look how much Charlotte likes you, just follow her!"

What does it mean to obey others? Can you tell me?

Yang Ming rolled his eyes. As a man, how could he succumb to the aunt!

Opposite him, Baron Dandan watched Yang Ming cut off contact with his aunt without saying a word, with a look of horror on his face.

You don’t need to think about it to know how irritable the aunt will be at this time!

Baron Eggy's heart was filled with Dandan's sadness, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and tried his best to make amends.

"Yang Ming, is it really okay for you to hang up the phone like this?"

Yang Ming shrugged, with a fearless look on his face, "I'm just showing my attitude. I won't marry my aunt, so just let her give up!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the system prompt sounded in his ears.

"Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission: refuse forced marriage, starting with you."

"Task description: As a man, how can he be conquered by a woman? It is also the host who conquers women. Please do your best, the host, to give up the idea of ​​​​Aunt Charlotte Lingling getting married!"

"Task reward: a random prop."

The other end.

When the aunt Charlotte Lingling finished reciting her lines in sweat and came to her senses, she realized that the other party had hung up the phone a long time ago and didn't listen to what she was saying at all.

Aunt: "..."

Her pupils, which were already big enough, were widened again. They were filled with bloodshot eyes, making them look extremely weird and terrifying.

Drops of corrosive liquid flowed from the corners of her mouth, "I'm so hungry~"