Naruto: Big Foodie

Chapter 553 Forced Marriage

"Yang Ming, Mamasang wants to marry you!"

As soon as Baron Dandan finished speaking, the entire scene fell into a strange silence. Everyone who knew Auntie, without exception, covered their mouths, looking like they wanted to laugh but were afraid to laugh.

Who is the aunt?

Charlotte Lingling, one of the four emperors, has a body as tall as a giant, and a waist like a bucket like a middle-aged woman. She is also very ugly, like a humanoid dinosaur, and is scary just from a distance.

She is simply Sister Furong + Sister Feng + Ruhua, a "beauty" formed by the combination of the three.

However, such a strange being who controls the wind and rain on the sea actually wants to marry Yang Ming?

Oh my God, this is not a joke, is it?

Everyone looked at Yang Ming strangely. With his figure as an ordinary boy, even if he has Jang Keun Suk, he looks like a silver needle in front of the aunt! (Avoid river crabs)

Perhaps because he was not aware of the strange atmosphere around him, Baron Eggman felt good about himself and continued to say seriously:

"Mama Sang said that in this ocean, you are the only one worthy of being her husband, Yang Ming."

"Because, among the other four emperors, the white beard is too old, the red hair is broken and disabled, Kaido of the beasts is too fierce, and Yang Ming, you are the only one who is destined to be mamasang. Not only is you powerful, but you are also good at cooking. .”

After Baron Dandan finished speaking, he winked and signaled Yang Ming to accept the wedding invitation.

puff! puff! puff!

Hahaha! Hahaha!

As soon as Baron Eggman finished speaking, Shanks' men at the scene couldn't hold back any longer, and all of them burst out laughing!

Many people raised their middle fingers at Shanks, booing and teasing him.

"Boss, you are not married yet. Have you ever been abandoned by your aunt?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, boss, please tell me the truth. Does Auntie dislike you for practicing a unicorn arm?"

"These bastards!" After hearing these words, Shanks was innocently lying on the gun. Veins popped up on his forehead and he roared: "Get out of here!"

Facing the boss's anger, Shanks' men didn't take it seriously. Instead, they continued to joke and joke, and there was a sudden burst of laughter.

Baron Eggy: "..."

Baron Eggman looked at all this with some envy. You must know that it is impossible to imagine such a happy side on Auntie's side. Almost everyone is trembling with fear, for fear of accidentally angering Auntie and having their souls extracted. .

In fact, when Baron Dandan came to deliver the wedding invitation, he was extremely confused.

In the past, when Auntie wanted to form a marriage alliance with other forces, she would always use her own daughter as a bargaining chip.

But what I never expected was that this time, in order to marry Yang Ming, Auntie would actually take action herself, which really broke everyone's three views!

There is only one sentence in Yang Ming's mind. I don't know whether he should say it or not. Should I say that Auntie's subordinates have very strong intelligence gathering ability? I guess I don't know where I got it from. The God of Cooking Pirates captured two generals alive. In addition to Yang Ming is good at cooking, these two conditions are enough to drive Auntie crazy.

Ahem, okay, Yang Ming admitted that maybe the only thing that Aunt cares about is that she can cook. Who said she is a famous dessert lover?

Baron Eggman suddenly became anxious when he saw that Yang Ming had not accepted the wedding invitation for a long time.

"Please be sure to accept it. Mama-san said that if you don't agree, she will come in person and wash out the Shampoo Islands with blood!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Shanks cast a sharp gaze at him. The gaze turned into a sharp knife and stabbed into his heart!

Overlord color and domineering!

Just in the blink of an eye, Baron Dandan felt like he was carrying a huge mountain on his back. With a bang, his knees fell to the ground and he was almost lying on the ground, unable to lift his waist!

The power of the Four Emperors is so terrifying!

Shanks stared at Baron Eggman condescendingly, his playful smile disappeared, and turned into a solemn expression, showing the majesty of an emperor.

"Charlotte is really capable. She actually used the lives of hundreds of thousands of people to force Yang Ming to get married!"

Baron Eggman was sweating profusely, dripping to the ground, accumulating a puddle of water on the ground.

He felt very helpless and pretended to be calm on his face, "Do you, who is also the fourth emperor, want to go against Mama-san? This is not in line with the agreement we reached in private."

At the beginning, the power of the four four emperors were all close to each other. In order to avoid unnecessary internal strife and to deal with the naval encirclement and suppression, they reached a consensus and tried not to cause trouble to the other four emperors.

Of course, such agreements are often voided.

Shanks didn't say anything. Instead, he flipped out like a book. In an instant, he changed from a serious emperor to a funny tease. He put a hand on Yang Ming's shoulder and started pimping business.

"Yang Ming, look, you and Auntie are a match made in heaven."

Looking at Yang Ming's blank eyes, Shanks looked like a veteran and patted Yang Ming on the shoulder.

"You see, you are so thin and weak, so you should find a strong woman to conquer you. I think Auntie is perfect for you!"

"Men and women work together, so they don't get tired of working. One attack and one receive, creating a beautiful and harmonious life!"

puff!

Yang Ming was so angry that he almost spurted blood!

Your uncle! All your family members are uncles!

Yang Ming thought that Shanks was coming to help him when he acted righteously, but in a blink of an eye, it turned out that he was trying to trick him!

Thinking about Auntie's touchingly huge figure, her arms were as thick as Yang Ming's waist, and in addition to the fact that Auntie was middle-aged, her needs in that area were like wolves and tigers. It was really hard for Yang Ming to imagine that once they How would he be drained of the two of them together!

The picture was so beautiful. Just thinking about it for a moment made Yang Ming shudder. It was so scary!

For the sake of a happy life for the rest of his life, Yang Ming had no choice but to bite the bullet and said under Baron Dandan’s stunned eyes:

"Sorry, I already have a girlfriend and can't accept Auntie's kindness!"

Shanks' expression condensed, "Yang Ming, have you thought clearly?"

Yang Ming nodded solemnly, and Shanks immediately smiled boldly, "As expected of my friend, he is so heroic! He has the guts! He is a man!"

Shanks put his arms around Yang Ming's shoulders and pointed at Baron Eggman, "Go back and tell Charlotte that if you want to be tough, you have to get through me first!"

Baron Eggman got up from the ground numbly, his face already becoming quite ugly.

If you work under Auntie and fail to complete your tasks, you will suffer terrible punishments.

In order to avoid such a thing from happening, Baron Eggman took out a phone bug from his arms and quickly contacted his aunt.

The phone bug is a creature unique to One Piece. When connected to another party, it will show some of the other party's physical features and expressions.

Therefore, Yang Ming quickly gained knowledge.

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