Chapter 387 The Truth About Black and White Is Brokeback Mountain

boom!

Uchiha Madara slammed the table and roared: "What are you still doing? Get out of here!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Black and White Jue looked panicked and planned to leave.

"Wait!" Uchiha Madara said suddenly.

Black and white Jue looked unhappy, clenching his fists behind his back, feeling angry and having nowhere to vent his anger.

Can you please stop being such a fool?

Uchiha Madara pointed to the messy ground and said impatiently: "Take away these garbage-like food, it makes me upset just looking at it!"

Are you too picky?

Black and White Jue were on the verge of tears. Such a boss was really drunk!

By the time Black and White was finally finished, the sky was already dark.

Walking on the road, Hei Baijue felt a headache.

"Where can I find a chef for him?"

Black and white Zetsu didn't know what was mad about Uchiha Madara. He usually ate good food, but today he felt it was so unpalatable.

Black and White Zetsu went through all the famous chefs in Konoha Village in his mind, and felt a deep pain in his balls.

Not to mention whether he can invite Boss Yang Ming to come, but he still has to be willing to come!

Even though Uchiha Madara was the referee before and you thought their relationship had improved, in fact, Uchiha Madara wanted to tear Yang Ming apart with his hands.

After all, Yang Ming holds in his hands what Uchiha Madara fears the most, the inheritance of the Sage of Six Paths!

As long as someone can get this thing and learn the shortcut to becoming the Sixth Level, Uchiha Madara will definitely become a street rat that everyone shouts about, and there will be no place for him in the entire ninja world.

Although Madara Uchiha is now arrogant in strength, he is not yet powerful enough to push the entire ninja world, so he had no choice but to reach a temporary compromise with Yang Ming and postpone the announcement of the news.

"Yes!"

Suddenly, an idea flashed in Black Zetsu's mind, "There's also Ichiraku Ramen!"

Thinking of this, Black and White Jue was filled with excitement, and he suddenly dived into the ground, heading towards Yile Restaurant at an extremely fast speed.

Yile Restaurant.

Uncle Ichiraku used his skillful skills to make ramen noodles. Relying on the instinct accumulated over decades, the originally round dough seemed to turn into something magical in his rough and dexterous hands, being pulled into thin noodles and spreading out. It has a nice smell of wheat.

Then, Uncle Ichiraku grabbed the ramen and put it into the boiling water, scalded it with hot water, poured it into an empty bowl, added a lot of condiments, and then scooped up a big spoonful of the dreamy soup base and sprinkled it on. The hot Ichiraku Ramen is ready.

The whole process is as smooth as running water, giving people a very beautiful dance that is pleasing to the eye.

As usual, Uncle Ichiraku originally planned to pick up the bowl of ramen and serve it to the guests himself.

But just then, an unexpected guest arrived.

Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!

Uncle Yile stared warily at the strange man applauding in front of him. This man emerged from the ground inexplicably and stared at him with a strange look. What does this mean?

Could it be that he is the legendary Brokeback Mountain?

At the thought, Uncle Yile tensed up, silently stepped back a few steps, and casually grabbed the spoon to protect himself!

The integrity that he has lived with for so many years will never be taken away by anyone!

If the weirdo on the other side dares to force himself, I will fight to the death for him!

Ahem!

The corners of Black and White Jue's mouth twitched fiercely. Although he didn't understand why Yile looked at him with such bitterness and hatred, in order to complete the task, Black and White Jue still said sincerely: "Yile, come with me. !”

Sure enough, this guy is going to destroy Brokeback Mountain!

Who knows that Hei Hei Jue looks like a hermaphrodite with both sides of black and white, which immediately made Uncle Yile preconceptions.

At this moment, Uncle Yile confirmed his suspicion and took a few steps back again.

Damn it! What are you doing?

Seeing this, Black and White Jue's whole body felt bad!

However, in order to complete the task, Black and White Zetsu approached Uncle Ichiraku again.

"I'm telling you, don't come over!" At this moment, Uncle Yile panicked, raised the spoon in his hand, and his whole arm began to tremble slightly, "If you come over again, I will shout for help!"

Hey, could it be said that he guessed my purpose?

Black and white Zetsu was still confused, but when he thought that he would be driven away by Madara Uchiha if he couldn't complete the task, he gritted his teeth and decided not to do anything at all, so he just did it!

"Jie Jie Jie!" Black and White Jue continued to approach with a strange smile on his face, "You scream, if you feel like it, just scream. Even if your throat is broken by screaming, no one will come to save you!"

"Don't! Don't! Don't come here!" Uncle Yile's heart collapsed, tears dripping from the corners of his eyes.

My mother, is it possible that his decades of moral integrity will be taken away by this hermaphrodite across from him?

"No! I will never let you succeed!"

Suddenly, Uncle Yile's eyes tightened, and the look of a martyr appeared on his face. For the sake of his decades of integrity, he would rather die than fall into the hands of this man from Brokeback Mountain!

Damn it! What are you doing?

Seeing Uncle Yile suddenly put on a gesture of begging for death, Hei Baijue felt like his whole body was swaying in the wind!

"I'm just here to ask you to cook for Hokage-sama, do you need to be so scared?"

Black and White Jue couldn't bear it any longer, and he rarely spoke out loud, as if he wanted to vent the fullness and anger in his heart.

Ding dong!

As soon as he finished speaking, Uncle Yile loosened his hands and the spoon fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

so awkward!

Uncle Yile was speechless, his face turned red from suppressing his emotions, and he finally managed to utter a sentence.

"It turns out you're not here to be gay!"

puff!

Hearing this, Black and White Jue's eyes blurred and he almost vomited blood and died!

I'm sorry you always thought I was that kind of person!

Even if I want to do it, I won't do it to an uncle like you who is forty or fifty years old.

Hey, it seems like something bad has been exposed.

At this moment, Black and White Zetsu understood everything at once!

No wonder Uncle Yile showed that weird expression the moment he saw him.

Black and white Zetsu felt a chill all over his body, and he silently distanced himself from Uncle Yile, "Are you going or not?"

call!

Uncle Yile breathed a sigh of relief, patted his strong chest, and his originally pale face returned to its original color.

"As long as you're not here to be gay!"

puff!

Black and white Jue's chest felt tight, this was definitely the darkest time in history for him!

"Don't tell me this again!" Black and White Jue roared, "Don't tell anyone else either!"

Black and White Jue was angry, like a resurrected lion, exuding a terrifying evil aura.

Uncle Yile was just an ordinary person, so he couldn't say anything. He nodded quickly, "Don't worry, I will never tell Mr. Hokage that you want to be gay."

puff!

"I'm so stupid! Really!"

Black and White Jue only felt the deep malice coming from the world, and his whole body was in bad shape.