Chapter 407 Uchiha Madara Is Crazy

The plumpness of the bear's paw is not like pig's trotters or beef tendons, but more like extra-thick fish lips, and the small strips of muscle inside are particularly soft, tender and delicious.

When Fuji Fugee chewed it, he couldn't help but scream with joy.

“It’s so delicious!”

"That kind of strong chewiness, just like a strong man, can make every woman crazy!"

When he saw Yang Ming and his group enjoying bear paws on TV, Uchiha Madara looked expressionlessly at the chefs invited by the Hokage Building, including Uncle Ichiraku.

At this moment, Uchiha Madara's condition was obviously very wrong, his face was extremely pale, his eyes were bloodshot, and he looked extremely scary.

Since Yang Ming left the village, Uchiha Madara has not eaten for a whole day, and now he is going crazy with hunger!

boom!

Madara Uchiha stared coldly at the chefs in the village and slapped his hands on the table.

"Look at the bear paws made by others, and look at the bear paws made by you. Are you embarrassed?"

It turned out that in the morning, Uchiha Madara turned on the TV and saw that the program was replaying Yang Ming's live broadcast last night. Regarding the bear paw feast shown in it, Uchiha Madara was so excited that he quickly called all the chefs in the village to come over and discuss it. , make this dish together.

Compared to the rare flocks of wild geese that occasionally fly in the sky, there are many black bear settlements scattered in the forest near Konoha Village.

Uchiha Madara, the current Hokage, has spoken. How could the others immediately go and kill the black bear?

It's a pity that these chefs looked at Yang Ming cooking bear paws with ease, but once they started cooking it themselves, they found that there was a lot of knowledge in it.

As mentioned before, black bears have four bear paws.

The bear paw is the paw of a black bear, with many furs on it, and is divided into front and back paws.

The forefoot is often smaller, about 15 to 20 centimeters long, with obvious palm flowers and a lot of gum. The palm surface is wider and the flesh is more fragrant, with a fishy but not smelly smell.

The back palm is longer, about 20 to 30 cm long, with inconspicuous palm flowers, narrow palm surface, slightly fishy smell, and inferior quality to the fore palm. Its quality is mainly wide, thick, dry, and smelly.

Apparently, cooking bear paw actually refers to the front paw of a black bear.

But the chefs in Konoha Village don’t know this!

You know, in the past, they never thought that black bears could be used for cooking!

It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other!

Nearly half of the chefs chose the back paws of black bears. You can imagine how unpleasant the smell of the produced bear paws is. The smell of feet that haven't been washed in several years almost ruined Uchiha Madara's overnight meal the day before yesterday. Spit it out!

As for the other half of the chefs, although they chose the front paw of a black bear, they all made a fatal mistake!

They don’t know a crucial point: freshly cut bear paws should not be exposed to water, and the blood must be wiped dry with tissue paper!

This involves a common sense issue.

Generally when winter is approaching, bears will find themselves a tree hole or cave that can accommodate them. When winter comes, they can sleep to spend it. If they wake up hungry, they will lick their palms because bears When eating food, the excess fat and other substances are stored in the bear's paws. When it is difficult to find food in winter, he licks his own paws to absorb the nutrients inside to satisfy his hunger!

In other words, the black bear's forepaws contain a lot of fat. When these chefs rinse the bear's paws with water for easy cleaning, a large amount of water enters the bear's paws, which will extremely affect the cooking process. Time and the taste of the food itself.

It is conceivable that when these chefs follow Yang Ming's cooking process, cooking time, and the cooking time, the taste of the bear paws is completely different.

Moreover, this kind of bear paw tastes hard, as if chewing a piece of wood, and even Uchiha Madara's front teeth were knocked out!

Therefore, despite Uchiha Madara's angry words before, because he was missing a few front teeth, his words were leaky. He didn't sound majestic at all, but more funny.

Faced with Uchiha Madara's anger, all the chefs lowered their heads and looked at their toes, as if there was a treasure there.

"It really pisses me off!"

Uchiha Madara is now feeling extremely painful. After eating Yang Ming's cooking regularly for a period of time, he is simply chewing on the food cooked by others. It is tasteless and it is a pity to throw it away!

Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

It happened that at this moment, Uchiha Madara's stomach made an unsatisfactory sound again.

After all, he hasn't eaten for a whole day!

Uchiha Madara took a deep breath, glanced at the group of people in front of him with lightning eyes, and roared: "You bunch of losers, trash, and trash, get out of here!"

Of course, since Madara Uchiha lost his front teeth, this statement became a bit funny.

Seeing this, the chefs were so out of breath that they rushed out of the office.

At this time, Uchiha Madara turned his attention to Black and White Zetsu, who had been silent, "Where did they go after finding Yang Ming?"

Black and White Jue bowed his head respectfully, "Yes, we have found out clearly that they are heading towards the ancient country of Loulan."

boom!

Just as Black and White Jue finished speaking, he felt the entire floor shake violently, and a roar came from the front.

He couldn't help but raise his head, and his jaw almost dropped to the floor in surprise!

I saw that the back wall where Madara Uchiha was sitting was completely blown to pieces!

As for Uchiha Madara, of course he missed work!

"Madara-sama!"

Black and white Zetsu stood on the remains of the wall with a confused look on his face, calling Madara Uchiha affectionately, but still couldn't save the other person's back.

Damn it!

What's going on?

Suddenly, a flash of light flashed through Black and White Jue's mind, but this idea was so unbelievable that it was a bit hard for him to accept!

Uchiha Madara skipped work to find Yang Ming?

And, just to fill our stomachs!

Oh my god!

At this moment, Black and White Jue stood in the cold wind, feeling like he was going crazy!

If Madara Uchiha ran away, he would be unable to convince the public by staying alone in Konoha Village!

Even those big families who secretly oppose Uchiha Madara's tyranny may take this opportunity to support a person they like to come to power!

All of this has broken the layout that Black and White Zetsu had always planned!

How can we have fun like this?

Thinking of this, Black and White Zetsu felt cruel, gritted his teeth, and simply pretended to be Madara Uchiha himself!

boom!

There was a burst of smoke, and Black and White Zetsu used the transformation technique to transform himself into Uchiha Madara.

Of course, this is just a stop-gap measure. You can hide it for a while, but you can’t hide it forever!

Black and White Zetsu could only pray in his heart, Uchiha Madara, this damn bastard, hurry up and get a full meal and come back to work.