Chapter 703 The Old Driver Takes Me
The monkey clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, Master, are you sure what you made is a water tank, not a chimney?"
The lone wolf clicked his lips and said, "It's so big..."
Hong Haier rubbed his chin and was about to speak, only to find four pairs of fierce eyes staring at him. He swallowed the words abruptly, and said in his heart: "A group of bumpkins, this kind of storage stuff, For us, the smaller the better. Sumeru bags, sumeru rings, and Qiankun sleeves can hold mountains and rivers at once... Only poor ghosts use such big things, not to mention taking up space, it’s not good-looking.”
But thinking of the lessons learned from Baiyu Cabbage before, Honghaier resolutely shut up, smiled, and praised, so as not to suffer.
Fangzheng ignored Hong Boy, but concentrated on looking at the big Buddha vat in front of him. This Buddha vat was different from the original one. There is a huge hot golden Buddha character on it, and there are various colorful patterns behind the Buddha character, depicting countless scenes of gods and Buddhas flying in the sky. Below is the sea, and a dragon protrudes out, dragging a plate, with drinks, Fresh fruits are obviously enshrined to gods and Buddhas passing by in the sky. This scene looks quite spectacular... The pattern painting is even more lifelike, the more you look carefully, the more subtle it is!
Fangzheng has Zen carpentry skills, and his eyesight is far beyond that of ordinary people. At first glance, it is like a magnifying glass. He was shocked to find that even in the distant view, there is only a lotus the size of a fingernail. If you look carefully, you will find that the lotus on the lotus The textures are all clear, and there is even a dragonfly on the lotus, and a mosquito in front of the dragonfly! That feeling is like looking at a photo in front of a computer, infinitely magnified, and infinitely clear! Of course, today's computers can't do this, but this Buddha tank can do it!
Seeing this, Fangzheng made up his mind that this Buddha vat must not be seen by anyone, even if someone saw it, he couldn't let people stare at it carefully, otherwise he would be stared at, and it would be a lot of trouble.
Thinking of this, Fangzheng began to look at the big picture. The gods and Buddhas in this picture seemed to come to life, every move, frown and smile were vivid.
"It's really a good thing." Fangzheng couldn't help admiring, and the monkey, squirrel, and lone wolf nodded. As for the red boy? Everyone just ignored him...
Fangzheng asked the monkey to go out to find a ladder, and put it on the Buddha jar. It was too high. Fangzheng was only 1.8 meters tall. If he wanted to go up, he had to use a ladder.
Fangzheng lay on the tank and looked in, and suddenly had the illusion of looking into a deep well. He smiled and said, "With such a big tank, everything is enough! Purify your heart, and go get the cabbage for the teacher!"
"Okay!" Red Boy ran out immediately, and after a while, brought in a huge cabbage.
Monkeys, lone wolves, and squirrels all came over like curious babies, forming a circle, staring wide-eyed, watching Fang Zheng's every move.
Founder. Sprinkle some large grains of coarse salt on the bottom of the water tank first, then tear the white jade cabbage piece by piece, then spread a layer of salt, then put it in the bottom of the tank, and put it away. After such a cycle, Fang Zheng stuffed a whole white jade cabbage into the big water tank in the end. In the middle, Fangzheng was very careful, fitting all the cabbage together tightly without leaving a single gap. After finishing these, Fangzheng went out, found a big rock, washed it with rootless water, and pressed it on the cabbage.
After clapping his hands, Fangzheng confirmed that it was all right, turned around and left.
"Master, is this the end?" Hong Boy chased after her and asked.
Fangzheng said: "Ah, it's over."
"No, so the cabbage can be kept?" Hong Haier asked puzzled.
Fangzheng raised his head and Wang Tian said: "The weather is getting colder and colder, and the cabbage can be stored all winter. However, I guess you don't want to eat the taste. Now it's just a different taste. That's enough, stop talking nonsense and go to bed!"
It was Fangzheng's first time to pickle sauerkraut in the middle of the night. Opened the door, went into the room and went to sleep. Lying on the bed, Fangzheng muttered silently: "It's time to add water to it in two days, and then I have to wait... Sauerkraut stewed vermicelli..."
While talking, the guy drooled and fell asleep.
The night passed like this.
The next day, before Fangzheng woke up, he heard someone outside singing at the top of his voice:
"Who is under the moon, Drunken Changge——!
Falling in lovesickness, going to the long river——!
With one finger of quicksand, the cold fragrance fades away.
A piece of fragrant wine, the wrong string.
..."
Fangzheng woke up suddenly from the bed. It wasn't that the song was sung so well, but that it was sung—too bad!
If Fangzheng remembers correctly, the group of guys on One Finger Mountain are talented in eating! Other talents are completely negligible. And the only one who had the nerve to sing was Hong Haier, the prodigal kid. Fangzheng rushed out immediately, and saw the red boy climbed onto the roof again, facing the east, howling...
The lone wolf below looked at the red boy angrily, saw Fangzheng coming out, and immediately complained: "Master, don't you care? Junior brother is crazy again!"
Fangzheng was also puzzled, this song was sung by Duan Liu, why the two people sang it in completely different flavors?
Fangzheng was planning to let Honghaier come down, but Honghaier sang and sang, the tune suddenly sped up, and when the lyrics came out, the style of painting suddenly changed, Fangzheng almost spit when he heard it!
I just heard the red boy singing at the top of his voice: "The old driver takes me, I can twist Yangko! The old driver has hairy legs, let me touch them. The ups and downs along the way, it is more fun to be in pairs. Alili, Alili , Ali Alili. The old driver takes me, I want to go to heaven. The old driver takes me, I want to have sex... Heaven has a house and a car, and the big bed allows you to have enough fun, Alili, Alili, Ali Aliri..."
The more Fangzheng heard the more something was wrong, he shouted loudly: "Jingxin, come down for me!"
The red boy was taken aback, looked down at the flushed Fangzheng, and asked, "Master, what's the matter? I'm singing. Let me tell you, I found the song sung by Duan Liu. It's on the Internet, "Luo Tian According to the version of the old driver take me ". Don't say it, it's very nice..."
Fang Zheng gritted his teeth and said, "Who told you this song?"
Red Boy immediately looked at Lone Wolf.
Lone Wolf said with an aggrieved face: "Master, Junior Brother couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I asked me to tell him a story. I have a story to tell, so I just told the story at the foot of the mountain. I didn't expect..."
"Jingxin, you come down, I am very considerate of the teacher, and decided to have a good chat with you." Fangzheng said with a dark face, and at the same time secretly rejoiced. Fortunately, this brat was shouting before dawn. It's time to say these two words, he doesn't have to be a monk anymore, just close the door and forget it.
Hong Haier didn't understand the situation yet, but seeing Fang Zheng's appearance, he seemed quite angry. He obediently jumped off the roof, and was taken away by Fang Zheng with his ears.