The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 702 Does the Buddha Eat Sauerkraut?

The squirrel said: "Junior brothers, what's the matter with this, it's too big! When will I have to eat this? I've had enough..."

"I've had enough. I've eaten cabbage for the past two days, and I've eaten all the ways I can think of. If this goes on, I think I'm going to be the first monkey to be poisoned to death by cabbage," said the monkey.

Hong Haier said: "Now I'm beginning to understand why the little monsters on our hills are so ineffective. It's all caused by this cabbage... If there is a chance, I will give them something else to eat again." .”

"What's the use of talking about this? Master said, it will take five or six days to eliminate it within a week, at most one day, if it can't be eaten, it will go bad. Such a good cabbage, it's a pity if it goes bad." The squirrel was a little reluctant.

Red Boy fell silent.

The monkey recited the scriptures silently, and said for a long time: "We definitely can't help it, but Master must have a way. Let's wait for Master to come back."

"Master? If he can find a way, he won't go out for a walk, and he won't force senior brother to eat cabbage until he kneels down and begs for mercy." Hong Boy said disapprovingly.

"Who said there is no way to be a teacher?" At this moment, Fangzheng walked in, followed by Lone Wolf.

The lone wolf snorted and said, "Junior brother, we all heard bad things about Master behind his back. You can figure it out..."

Red Boy rolled his eyes and said: You silly dog, you heard it all, what else can you threaten me with? Do you still need to sue?

In the end, Fangzheng raised his head and said, "Jingfa, you said that Jingxin said bad things about my teacher? What did he say?"

When Hong Haier heard this, his eyes turned red immediately, and he roared in his heart: "Shameless! These two bastards are so shameless! You are just cheating!"

In the end, after Red Boy promised to help Lone Wolf eat one more cabbage leaf, Lone Wolf gave up the lawsuit.

The red boy looked at the huge cabbage leaf in his hand with a bitter face, feeling extremely unhappy, and hummed: "Master, do you have a solution?" Although he was asking, but his small eyes were full of disbelief. In his opinion, what can Fang Zheng do? This white jade cabbage is not cold bamboo, cold bamboo grows in large areas, both at the bottom of the mountain and on the mountain, it may be new to everyone at first, but after a long time, everyone will get used to it. But the white jade cabbage is different, just this one, and it's so big! Send it down the mountain, everyone will have a lot of questions when they see it. This is also the reason why Fangzheng can be generous to Hanzhu, but sticks to Jingmi.

Energy production, everyone was curious at the beginning, but after a long time, they got used to it. But it was not mass-produced, and it suddenly appeared. This curiosity came up, but it was difficult to dispel. Even the people of One Finger Village, Fang Zheng felt relieved, but now One Finger Village not only has the original villagers of One Finger Village, but also many foreign apprentices. There were too many people talking, causing troubles, and in the end, troubles would come to Fangzheng.

Fangzheng is so lazy, he definitely wouldn't do that.

Since it can't be delivered, it's just eaten... But right now, everyone is about to vomit, who is willing to eat?

The solution in Fangzheng's mind is to break the can and smash it, if you can't keep it anyway, then treat it like ordinary cabbage!

But before that, Fangzheng wanted to take a gamble: "System, I should be able to draw a lottery, right?"

"Yes." The system said lazily.

"Then smoke it." After Fangzheng finished speaking, he recited Amitabha in his heart and prayed silently, he must be hit!

"Draw now?" The system was stunned. Fangzheng used to be very lazy in drawing prizes, but this time he was so straightforward.

"Yes, smoke now. Brother System, don't let me lose face in front of my disciples. At the very least, I can't lose face in front of Jing Xin. I help Bodhisattva discipline disciples. How can I lead the team after losing face? ? Isn't it?" Fangzheng muttered.

The system ignored him at all, and the next moment: "Ding! Congratulations on getting a medium-sized Buddha jar!"

"Yeah! Thank you!" Fangzheng was overjoyed when he heard that. Now One Finger Temple lacks many things, but most of them are big items. Once those things come out, it will be too much trouble. After all, it is different now. When One Finger Temple was being refurbished, no outsiders had been to this mountain for almost a year, and there were some changes that could be avoided. But now the incense in Yizhi Temple is very good, and dozens of people climb the mountain to burn incense and worship Buddha every day. If there is an extra large item suddenly, it will be troublesome to think about the consequences.

But there is no such trouble for small items, who will care if a temple suddenly has an extra tank or a tree?

Of course, the most important thing is that this thing can solve the urgent need! But here comes the question, a medium-sized Buddha tank? Are Buddha tanks divided into large, medium and small sizes?

"Of course there are different sizes of Buddha jars. The Buddha jar you used to hold water is a small one. The one you got now is a medium one..." the system explained.

Fangzheng was even happier when he heard this. The biggest tank in his monastery is the Buddha tank! One meter five in diameter and two meters high! With such a large water tank, it is a giant in every household. And this is just a small size! How big is that large one? Fangzheng glanced at the huge and arrogant cabbage—to make you shudder, something will come down to you this time!

Fangzheng had an idea and asked, "System, do Buddhas eat sauerkraut?"

"Uh, why are you asking this? You don't mean to..." The system was taken aback.

Fangzheng said confidently: "Pickle sauerkraut! There are cabbage, salt, and even a large water tank for pickling pickles. Why don't you pickle sauerkraut? Are you still willing to pickle cabbage this winter?"

"I don't know if the Buddha has eaten or not..." the system said.

Fangzheng was just asking casually. It had already figured out that the spiritual energy must not be locked, and the white jade cabbage must be wasted. However, the rest is still cabbage. The taste and texture are definitely not as good as the white jade cabbage that is full of aura, but compared with the cabbage in the world, it is definitely a divine product! Such a good cabbage can't just be thrown away or put aside to rot. Besides, One Finger Temple is not rich, and when winter comes, green vegetables are expensive, so, after all, they still need to be developed and utilized.

Therefore, he originally planned to pickle sauerkraut, otherwise he would not have let Monkey and Red Boy go down the mountain to buy so much salt.

Ignoring the apprentices, since the equipment was in place, he simply rushed into the kitchen, cleared an open space, waved his hand, and with a bang, Fangzheng obviously felt that the ground shook! I saw a huge water tank with a height of three meters and a diameter of two meters appearing in the room. Because the water tank was too big, I directly put the red boy's cradle in it...

But at this time, no one cared about the cradle anymore, but all of them stared at the super big water tank with wide eyes!

The squirrel made a gesture of its own height, looked at the water tank again, and muttered, "Oh my god, this is too big... How much delicious food does it have to hold?"

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