The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 696: Someone with a Story

"Master, how long are we going to go? Why do you press the road with you every time you come out, blowing cold wind, and hungry?" Lone Wolf asked bitterly. Although I brought some food, but the weather was cold, those food were already cold. Although he is a wolf, it does not mean that he must like to eat cold rice!

Fangzheng knocked on the head of the lone wolf and said: "You talk a lot. Didn't you have a good time playing with that Erha in the morning? As soon as he left, you would howl like a wolf, what's the matter? gone?"

"Ah bah! Master, what are you looking at? That's a male dog!" Lone Wolf rolled his eyes, raised his head arrogantly and said, "Besides, I'm a wolf! I was also a majestic wolf king back then! Harem beauties With the existence of three thousand wolves, would I fall in love with a dog? Or a male dog?"

Fangzheng snorted and said, "If I remember correctly, you wolves are all monogamous, right? My pure heart is a monster, and my parents are both demon kings among demon kings. I believe they have three thousand beauties. You? If you were that good, would you still be kicked out, starving and robbing students of their rations?"

When Lone Wolf heard the words, his old face flushed immediately. He didn't expect to brag about it several times. After bragging for a long time, he believed it. This time it's okay, I was exposed directly in person... Lost wolf!

Fortunately, Lone Wolf has long hair on his face, and he can't tell whether he is blushing or not.

Fangzheng continued: "You have such bragging skills, so let me walk around the riverside as a teacher. If you find that destined person, your punishment will be cancelled. If you can't find it, continue to drink the northwest wind."

When Lone Wolf heard this, he regained his energy immediately, and said arrogantly: "Master, don't worry. I'll go find it!"

After speaking, the lone wolf ran away...

A few minutes later, the lone wolf ran back: "Master, I found the target!"

Fangzheng's eyes lit up immediately, and he asked excitedly, "Where is it?"

"Under the bridge, two people! In broad daylight, two people are sneaking behind the bridge piers, there must be something wrong!" Lone Wolf analyzed seriously.

Fangzheng felt that it made sense! So he ran away with the lone wolf.

After a while, one person and one wolf arrived under the bridge pier. Fangzheng followed the guidance of the lone wolf and looked over, his face turned red immediately!

I saw a man and a woman embracing each other, kissing into a ball, with their hands messing around...

"Master? How is it? Is there a problem? We all gnaw on each other! When we wolves fight against each other, we just bite the neck, bite the body, and never bite each other's mouth! These two people don't even let their mouths go." It's over, it's disgusting! Don't they dislike each other's saliva?...Huh? Master, why are you pulling my tail? We don't care about this matter? Master? Are you talking? Hey...your face Why are you so red?" The lone wolf howled.

This is also the result of recent research by Lone Wolf, Squirrel, and Monkey. It seems that they speak animal language and can communicate with each other. Anyway, everyone can understand it. As for human language? The risk factor is too high, when no one is around, just talk secretly.

Fangzheng's face was flushed, and he turned into Fangzheng's Braised Eggs again! This dead dog is cheating Master!

Fortunately, the other two were focused enough and didn't notice that Fang Zheng was peeping with the wolf, otherwise, Fang Zheng didn't know how to explain it.

Fangzheng directly dragged the lone wolf by its tail, dragged it into a small bush, and then slapped it down...

"Master, that's okay, you just say it's okay, why are you beating people... woo..." Lone Wolf followed Fangzheng's buttocks with an aggrieved expression.

"Shut up! I hit a dog, not a human!" Fang Zheng said.

"It's a wolf, not a dog!" Lone Wolf immediately corrected.

"A wolf that is dumber than a dog." Fangzheng nodded.

Lone Wolf: "..."

Next, the lone wolf attacked everywhere, and Fangzheng found out all the couples who were hiding in the groves, bushes, and everywhere. Occasionally he was discovered, and he was scolded badly, and when he met someone with a bad temper, he would beat him up...

In desperation, Fangzheng decisively gave up the idea of ​​letting the lone wolf find someone, this bastard is simply a trap!

Just when Fangzheng was tired from walking, there was a snap, and the streetlight next to him turned on.

Only then did Fangzheng realize that it was actually dark!

"Master, I'm hungry." Lone Wolf looked at Fangzheng pitifully.

"Shut up! You haven't done your job well, and you've caused me a whole lot of trouble. You still want to eat? Hungry!" Fangzheng said angrily, and then his stomach growled.

The lone wolf was sitting opposite Fangzheng, with his head down, his eyes were looking at Fangzheng at a 45-degree angle, as if I saw you collapse with hungry eyes.

Unfortunately, Fang Zheng ignored him at all. Fangzheng was also worried. He found that if he wanted to go out to relax, he really couldn't go to Wuxiangmen. Although Wuxiangmen is a thousand miles away, the price is too much! If you don't complete the task, it's like you didn't do your homework when you were in school. There is always a sense of guilt in your heart that you haven't finished something. If the task is not done, Fangzheng will have trouble sleeping and eating, let alone wandering around to relax.

Just as Fangzheng was thinking wildly, an old man happened to pass by, and then sighed: "That kid is here again, hey..."

This long sigh caught Fangzheng's attention. Fangzheng looked up, and saw a woman in a white ancient costume with long hair drooping on a big rock beside the river! There was a guqin on the woman's body, and she sat there, motionless.

The bright moon rose into the sky and sprinkled silver ash on the long river. The long river swelled and shattered the moonlight.

This scene, like the scenery in a movie, is very beautiful.

Fangzheng and Lone Wolf looked at each other, got up and came to the edge of the embankment, leaned on the railing, and looked at the woman below.

The lone wolf whispered: "Master, what is this woman doing? I heard from my junior brother that female ghosts like to wear white clothes."

Snapped!

Fangzheng slapped Lone Wolf directly on the head, and said in a low voice, "Don't talk nonsense."

"Oh..." Lone Wolf fell silent.

At this time, a happy cry sounded: "Brother, you are also here! Jingxin, pat your head!"

Fangzheng turned his head, no one was there! Bow your head, Xiao Qi is below, touching Lone Wolf's head with his feet, Lone Wolf looks helpless, lowers his head to let him touch it.

"Abbot Fangzheng, what a coincidence, we meet again." Xiaoqi came, and his sister Zhang Huihui, who was a dynamite, naturally also came. It's just that they didn't explode this time, but greeted Fangzheng with a smile.

Fangzheng smiled wryly when he heard this, it's really not a coincidence, he's been wandering here for a day, and anyone who comes can bump into him.

But he said: "It's really a coincidence, benefactor, are you out for a walk?"

Xiao Qi shouted: "No! We're here to listen to the song! That big sister sings here every day, it's really nice."

Zhang Huihui also nodded and said: "Her name is Duan Liu, a southerner, she plays the piano and sings here every day, and always repeats a piece of music until midnight before leaving. At first everyone thought she was preparing for a show, Let's take a look... But it's been a long time, and it's always the same song, plus it's very... How should I put it, hey, anyway, gradually fewer people watch it. But every day there are newcomers who are famous and come here. Waiting to hear, waiting to see. But I can feel that she should not be acting, she should be a person with a story."

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