The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Chapter 855: The Power of Expired Food

What does it feel like to be force-fed dry noodles?

Wang Ling controlled every grain of dry noodles to pass through Li Dio's throat, and even the pepper noodles were poured in. There was no trace left. For a moment, Li Dio felt that his throat was like a dry desert, with all the water in it. I was taken away by the dry noodles, which made me want to cough...

But the young devil in front of him had no intention of letting him go at all. He felt like a doll at the mercy of others. There was no place in his body that he could move. Even his mouth and tongue were completely controlled by the other party. There is no room for struggle.

After a whole package of dry noodles was poured into Li Di'o's stomach, the young devil in front of him twisted the outer packaging of dry noodles and stuffed it into his mouth.

Finally, he pushed his jawline sharply...

Click!

Accompanied by the sound of his jaw being shattered, the outer packaging of the crispy noodles was swallowed into his stomach by Li Dior with a "clunking" sound.

After doing all this, Wang Ling felt that his depressed mood was finally released.

The package of crispy noodles just now was expired at home, and Wang Ling didn't want to throw it away at all.

This is the regular version of crispy noodles. Even if it expires, as long as you collect a certain amount, you can go to the store to replace it with a better limited edition flavor.

How could he be willing to give Li Dior those limited edition and enlightened versions?

In Wang Ling's opinion, this kind of idiot with a mean and smelly mouth who doesn't know the world's delicious food is only suitable for eating expired snacks! Giving a pack of expired noodles is a compliment! If there weren't any other expired snacks at home, Wang Ling would have even wanted to smear the high-quality dog ​​food that Loopy Clams had hidden inside the toilet seat on Li Dio's face.

call……

Wang Ling took a long breath.

In just a moment, Fang Xing and Li Dio felt that the temperature around them began to heat up, and the air temperature gradually returned to normal.

This was Wang Ling's behavior after he had calmed down.

Wang Ling has always felt that he is a relatively Buddhist person. The last time he was so angry was when Er Gouzi was a toad and smashed the flagship store to pieces, which made him furious instantly. Because after the flagship store was destroyed, Xiao Wangling had no quality noodles to buy during that period and could only eat ordinary versions to survive.

But Wang Ling didn't expect that there would be another person brazenly seeking death today.

Horrified...

Panic from the depths of his soul, a full trembling feeling poured into Lidio's body. He was obviously extremely high before the battle started, but now he felt a sense of panic that was extremely scary.

His jaw was shattered. According to common sense, this kind of injury should be able to recover quickly based on his physique. However, at this moment, the recovery speed of the jaw is actually 90% slower than usual. Although it is recovering, the broken bones are not recovering. That kind of pain is like setting up a bonfire on the chin to roast the late author. It is a kind of continuous pain!

"You...who are you..."

Li Dio stared at Wang Ling in fear.

"Do you want to use amnesia fist, classmate Wang Ling? Just leave it to me." At this time, Fang Xing stepped forward. According to the normal operating procedures, he judged that Wang Ling would definitely use amnesia type spells next, and given that How much does Lidio deserve a beating? What type of amnesia spell is the most cruel? Nothing better than the amnesia fist...

The most important thing was that he was afraid that his Wang Ling would directly beat Li Dio to death, so Fang Xing decided to do it himself.

In this case, the strength is guaranteed.

After all, he is also the leader of the thugs group of the Zhan Lu Bureau!

"Classmate Wang Ling, just leave the rest to me." So, Fang Xing smiled slightly and took the initiative to take the "pot".

Wang Ling: "Well..."

When Fang Xing clenched his fist and released his breath, Li Dio's expression changed with shock... Only then did he realize that this Fang Xing was not a normal person after all!

Even without this devilish boy, Li Hao and he wouldn't have the slightest chance of winning with Fang Xing alone...

"Before you pass out, do you have anything else to ask?" Fang Xing stared at Li Dio.

Li Dio: "Why are you with such strength... why are you here? Who are you? Is this spell that stops time called: World..."

Lidio has many problems.

However, the only response he received was Fang Xing's words: "I won't tell you!"

Then, a fist as big as a sandbag hit Li Dio on the head. Li Dio felt a blackness in front of his eyes and fainted quickly.

The punch just now was the legendary "Amnesia Fist", but Fang Xing controlled the strength very well, allowing Li Dio to erase all the memories of what he just saw, leaving only the part that was afraid of Wang Ling. .

If Wang Ling takes action, Fang Xing guesses that Li Diiao will probably forget about his own mother!

A few minutes after the "Amnesia Punch" took effect, time resumed its flow.

When Li Dio woke up, he could clearly feel that there seemed to be a blank feeling in his mind.

How is this going……

He felt as if he had been punched in the face, and even his mandible was shattered... But the most terrifying thing was that he had no idea what was happening.

"Father! How should we deal with these two people? Which one do you choose?"

On the other side, the unaware Li Hao was full of fighting spirit.

The next moment, Li Dio and Wang Ling looked into each other's eyes, and a panic immediately spread in his heart.

The hairs all over his body stood on end!

Li Dio raised his hand, and his strong desire to survive told him that he had to pull Li Hao away from here, but at this moment, his stomach made a "gurgling" sound! This was the expired instant noodles that Wang Ling had just poured into his stomach. It worked!

When the instant noodles were poured into Li Dio's stomach, Wang Ling activated a bacterium...

This bacterium will cause Li Dio to have diarrhea for the next hundreds of years!

It seemed that a long time had passed. Since Li Hao's initial punch, there has been no sign of confrontation in the field, and many people are waiting anxiously.

"What's the situation? Are we going to fight or not?"

"Wang Ling is the weakest in our school's elite class! Why does Li Dio feel that the look in Wang Ling's eyes is wrong... Could he be scared by Wang Ling's dead fish eyes?" Chen Chao said with a pursed mouth.

Just when everyone was confused.

Because of the severe abdominal pain, Li Dio squatted down in the confusion of the whole audience...

"Father, what's wrong?" Li Hao bent down and asked with concern.

The next second, Li Di'ao's expression changed drastically: "No! I can't hold it anymore!"

A shit-yellow substance spurted out from his back garden, and the power was so strong that it shocked everyone in the field!

Li Di'ao was pushed forward by the huge propulsion force, and his head hit Li Hao's chin. The strong impact made Li Hao's eyes black and fainted on the spot...

This scene happened too suddenly...

When everyone came to their senses, Li Hao and his son were already lying dead in a pool of shit...

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