Chapter 871 Miss Yu's Ability

Mr. Ma wanted to cry but had no tears. As a toilet, he had guarded the built-in toilet in Wang Ling's bedroom for so many years... Although he had seen the buttocks of all the men in the Wang family, he had never been so offended and penetrated...

But this girl Yu obviously didn't realize the problem. She wandered happily in Mr. Ma's inner world, laughing so hard that she couldn't close her mouth. The branches extending from behind sucked the nutrients under her feet. , as if walking on a golden gourmet beach...

"Miss Yu...really, stop making trouble..." Mr. Ma couldn't stand it anymore. He felt that his legs were weak and he could hardly stand! The only reason is that the suction power of this girl Yu is too strong!

He has been a toilet flusher for so many years and has sucked countless things into his stomach. In terms of suction power, Master Ma thinks he has no rival... But when he bumped into Miss Yu today, Master Ma realized that he was still too young...

It can only be said that Miss Yu is worthy of being Miss Yu. As a tree spirit derived from the cosmic sacred tree of the seventh universe, from the moment she was watered and grew as a sapling, Miss Yu used her powerful nutrient absorption ability to grow to With this step... it's no wonder that this Yu girl can become the best-developed Yushen tree among the ten major universes.

When the Yushen Tree in other universes had just produced a Dolan Sword, this Yu girl from the seventh universe had already successfully equipped herself with the Six Gods...

Yu Shenshu ran in front, and Master Ma chased after him, until Master Ma was almost too weak to run. Miss Yu finally stopped and held Master Ma's hand firmly: "You are the toilet , I am a tree spirit, we were born to be a couple!”

Lord Ma was shocked...there could actually be a connection between the two!

"I don't care, since I followed Gu Shunzhi, he hasn't fed me once. Although the quality of the fertilizers in your space is uneven, at least the quantity wins!" Miss Yu praised, but Mr. Ma was not satisfied at all. I can't be happy...

Speaking of Gu Shunzhi, Mr. Ma suddenly became curious: "I would like to ask Miss Yu, why did you choose to be with Mr. Gu in the first place..."

Miss Yu smiled shyly: "I have been peed on by so many people, and those people just used me as a public toilet. Later I found out that Gu Shunzhi's fertilizer was very good, so I decided to follow him. But, he always It takes a month to have a bowel movement, which is really annoying!”

Mr. Ma: "..."

High-level cultivators can control their own metabolism, but cosmic orderers like Gu Shunzhi often forget to go to the toilet because they are too busy... But for some reason, Mr. Ma was confused by Miss Yu's words. I can hear a bit of coquettishness...

Miss Yu: "Well, if you don't mind, can I sign a contract with you?"

Master Ma was shocked: "You and me? I...I'm just an inspired ghost..."

Miss Yu bit her finger: "What kind of spirit do you have to do with me? I only know that you are a master who can feed me! And in this space of yours, there is a steady stream of excrement coming in. I’ll go look for food everywhere.”

Master Ma took a deep breath: "Miss Yu, you must not do this... If you want to sign a contract with me, you must terminate the contract first, right?"

Miss Yu: "Just terminate the contract. What's the big deal?"

Mr. Ma sweated and could only quickly edit his excuse: "This is even worse... If my master blames me, beat me back to my original state. Miss Yu, you may never find me in this life..."

Miss Yu sighed: "Your master is really strict! But how about asking your master to be accommodating to the head office? What does your master like? I'll give you a gift!"

Mr. Ma: "Just... just make noodles..."

"This is easy!"

After saying that, Miss Yu began to look around from her feet.

Master Ma: "What is Miss Yu looking for? There is no crispy noodles in shit..."

"Who said that?"

After saying that, Miss Yu held up a piece of feces and said, "Look, this piece of feces is just dough. Others can't see it, but I can tell it at a glance! These things are all filth in your eyes." Things, but in my eyes, they are what they were before they turned into shit.”

Master Ma turned pale in shock: "..." This... what the hell kind of ability is this!

After saying that, Miss Yu began to identify other feces: "Look, the big one is from spicy hot pot. And the one that looks very fresh in color is from fruit salad! There are also others. Yes, that's braised chicken with rice, King macarons, six-layer beef burger, whole lamb, steamed bear paws, whole reeds, roasted flower duck, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, braised chicken, bacon, and Songhua belly. Son……"

Mr. Ma: "..."

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Saturday, August 19th.

The sixth day of summer vacation officially begins.

On the Chrysanthemum Island of Toya Sennin, a very familiar patient came...

This person is none other than Li Dio...

Ever since the last time he was force-fed crispy noodles and Wang Ling accidentally instilled a bacteria in them, Li Dio's diarrhea has not stopped and his body is about to collapse. His son Li Hao had been kicked out of the school, and he had also received a tip that the school directors planned to send them to the Vampire Management Center of Huili Xiuguo...

So, Li Diiao and Li Hao escaped from Songhai City overnight and tried their best to reach Chrysanthemum Island...

When the immortal Dongya saw Li Dio, he was extremely haggard, completely different from the boy he was before, and he looked like a zombie.

On the side, the muscular Li Hao knelt on the ground with a plop: "Immortal! Please! Save my father! We are desperate now, and we can only come to you!"

The immortal Dongya originally didn't want to get involved in this mess, after all, this was the person Ling Zhenren had specifically banned...

But, a doctor's heart is kind... Seeing Li Dio's painful diarrhea, the immortal Dongya was a little reluctant.

If he left it alone, Li Dio would probably die of diarrhea...

"Is your father still having diarrhea?" asked the immortal Dongya.

"He is wearing a butt plug now, but it is actually very uncomfortable." Li Hao, as his son, answered. Li Dio was completely speechless, and even Li Hao carried him on his back when he went to the island.

"I may not be able to cure your father, but I may be able to relieve some of his pain." Dongye Immortal stared at Li Dio with deep eyes and sighed.

Li Hao lowered his head: "School matter... I'm sorry..."

Dongye Immortal looked at Li Hao: "It seems that you haven't realized it yet. The reason why you and your father have such an end is not the school's business at all."

After saying that, Dongye Immortal wrote three letters in the void and left a sentence: "Carry your father in, and then go and understand it yourself."

Li Hao stared at these three English letters, confused.

g...c...m?

What does it mean...