Chapter 749 Already Married (Seeking Tickets~seeking Subscription)
Lao Zhang, who was thousands of kilometers away, didn't know what happened in Shuangqing. He was foolishly taking Jiang Hua to take pictures.
That's right, it's a marriage certificate photo shoot.
In China, the passport photo is very magical. It seems that as long as anyone takes a ID photo, most of them have nothing to do with the word good-looking.
Because it seems that all ID photos in China have to be taken according to a pattern. It starts with getting an ugly uniform and then taking the photo against a very solid color background. Either blue or white, against this pure color background, the human face appears extremely flat.
This has nothing to do with photography technology.
Fortunately, the background color of the wedding certificate photo is red, with a pure red background, at least the face can be reflected very white.
Taking ID photos is a magic mirror. No matter how awesome your make-up is or how fashionable your dress is, it is not worth mentioning in front of ID photos.
Because you will be required to wear a shirt, showing your forehead and ears. Of course, the requirements for marriage certificate photos are not so high. But it is basically supported by his own appearance.
After all, marriage certificate photos and wedding photos are completely different things.
"Come here, look here, look at the camera. The woman is a little closer to the man, and tilts her head. Yes, well, smile. The man also smiles. I told you to laugh, but I didn't tell you to be silly. What's wrong, bride She’s so pretty, she’ll be laughing foolishly! Yes, smile more naturally.”
A master who has been in the industry for 40 years is fiddling with his Nikon camera, and at the same time directing Zhang Tong and Jiang Hua to pose appropriately.
Although there is no creativity in taking ID photos, it is still a technical job.
The old master is always vacillating between making you ugly or making you uglier.
Fortunately, the looks of Zhang Tong and Jiang Hua finally held up, and the master's skills could not beat the natural beauty after all.
Taking the photos he had taken, Zhang Tong spent 20 yuan for the production cost, and he just got the marriage certificate that belonged to himself and Jiang Hua.
"This counts as marriage?" Zhang Tong held two thin notebooks and felt a little unbelievable: "From today onwards, we are legally married?"
Jiang Hua flicked Zhang Tong's forehead with his brain: "Otherwise."
"I thought there were more ceremonies or something. I forgot to bring wedding candy when I went out today, and I didn't distribute any to the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau. Ha, you will be my wife from now on! Ha!" Zhang Tong scratched forehead.
There is a feeling of unbelievable and unbelievable, isn't it that good things take time? Today, I have made a plan. If anyone prevents me and Jiang Hua from getting a marriage certificate, I will tear down the whole family.
But it seems that there is no need to dismantle people today.
"Can you stop being silly, people will think you are an idiot." After Jiang Hua said this, he immediately walked ten steps away from Zhang Tong.
Zhang Tong ran two quick steps to catch up with her, but Jiang Hua seemed determined not to let Zhang Tong catch up. She ran as fast as Zhang Tong was, keeping a distance of ten steps from Zhang Tong.
"Don't run away, lady!"
"Who is your wife, perverted uncle, stay away from me."
"What, we have all received the certificate!"
"I don't care, you dragged me there. I don't want anything!"
"Eh, no."
The woman's heart is on the bottom of the sea, originally Zhang Tong thought that everything would be flat after receiving the marriage certificate. Why did Jiang Hua suddenly start acting like this again?
Well, most of them are flirting with myself, and I have to cooperate with her to make her flirt happy.
Just when Zhang Tong and Jiang Hua were about to stage a scene of couples chasing and throwing dog food on the street, some people might think that the dog should not be fed too much food, so as not to overwhelm the dog.
So someone stepped up.
Two strong men in black who didn't know where they came from stopped Zhang Tong inexplicably.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Zhang Tong was still in a good mood today, but when someone stopped him suddenly, his mood suddenly turned bad.
"Sorry, please keep a distance from Director Jiang Hua." The big man in black showed his ID: "We are from the Special Investigation Section of the Capital Special Investigation Bureau."
"Huh?" Zhang Tong looked at the two inexplicably.
And Jiang Hua, who was running in front, also stopped, and she turned around: "Which part are you from?"
The burly man in black showed his ID again.
"From now on, please keep a distance from Director Jiang Hua." The strong man in black said to Zhang Tong again.
"Hey, this is the first time I've heard this request. Jiang Hua is my wife. Have you ever heard of a husband keeping a distance from his wife? I don't care who you are now, get out of the way!"
The strong man in black froze for a moment, but Zhang Tong pushed them away with a hard push. The two staggered back a few steps.
Zhang Tong got a little angry. And the two strong men were also a little surprised, because they are still quite strong, and Zhang Tong doesn't look very strong, why did they push them away at once?
And things seem to be a bit unexpected, Zhang Tong and Jiang Hua are married? !
For Zhang Tong, these two big men naturally have information. They were dispatched from above, that is, they were dispatched immediately after the earthquake in the southwest, without delay.
Because Lei Jun over there has already said that the cause of the earthquake was because of fortune-telling for Jiang Hua and Zhang Tong.
Lei Jun's original words: "One of these two people's fate is extremely hard, as long as one counts, it will be the sky."
Although the above people still have doubts about what Lei Jun said, but Lei Jun swears that it is so. Otherwise, let people find other people who have come back from another world and have real fortune-telling abilities to tell their fortunes.
Of course, he himself is definitely not counting this fate. Because if you count, you will definitely die.
And the capital also attached great importance to this matter. The people above thought about it for a long time, and felt that what if Lei Jun was telling the truth?
So I simply went to find someone to recruit fortune tellers who had returned from other worlds, and let them start fortune telling.
But the people who came here were not stupid, and many people felt the vibration in the Southwest. Especially this matter is very important, Lei Jun must explain clearly to these colleagues: "This is the fate of the people who count the way of heaven. Try to count small things as much as possible, not big things. If you think big things will happen, you know better than me!"
Some of the people who came originally wanted to show off their abilities in front of the high-level officials, but when they heard Lei Jun's words, everyone withered.
Just kidding, is it the life of a man of heaven? ! This is when you will die, and you will take away a lot of people who were buried with you.
"So, this celestial master, what did you calculate before?" A fortune teller who returned from the world of cultivating immortals asked cautiously.
"When the marriage is auspicious, this is the algorithm with the least backlash." Lei Jun didn't hide it: "It won't cause much change. If you find something wrong, just stop immediately."
"Okay, since that's the case, thank you for the reminder. I'll open the altar!" The fortune teller, who came back from the fairyland and dressed in fancy clothes, took out a mahogany sword and began to murmur.
The mahogany sword continued to draw circles, the space in front of the fortune teller began to distort, and the flames began to slowly materialize.
"Hurry up like a law, deter!" The sword pointed a little, and a red light flew out. But the concrete flame did not appear.
"Hey, that's not right. Why can't it be calculated?" The fortune teller was still wondering.
There was news over there: "Zhang Tong and Jiang Hua are married!"
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