Chapter 764 A Good Meal (Monday~, Ask for Tickets, Please Subscribe~)

China is a country with a vast source of blessings. Although it looks like China looks like a rooster from the perspective of the territory, the map is a collection of planes. There seems to be not much difference between the length from north to south and the length from east to west.

But the map does not reflect the real topography of the world, because the earth is round.

If you really observe the earth from a 3D stereoscopic model, and accurately measure the length and width of China. Then you will find that the east-west length of China is much, much longer than the north-south length.

Just like China's closest direction to the United States is not to fly over the Pacific Ocean, but to fly over the White Collar Strait in the Arctic Circle. The shortest distance is through Russia and Canada.

From the Western Regions to Huaihai, this is almost from the most northwest of China to the most eastern coastal city of China. The distance crossed is quite long.

Even the train will take two days and one night.

Lan Guifen, a conductor on the train, recently noticed something unusual. She had to find the train conductor and report to him.

"Captain, I suspect there are thieves in our car."

Huang Baishu, the conductor of the train, is already an old employee in his 50s who is about to retire.

"Thief? Has a passenger called the police? Has money been stolen?"

Huang Baishu was a little curious, because he didn't listen to the train police report to him about the theft of passengers' finances.

"It's not that the finances were stolen. It's because the chefs in our cafeteria found that the food they cooked would always be inexplicably missing a lot. Every time the conductor went out to push the box lunch, more than ten copies would be missing. The money and the account did not match."

"I went out to sell boxed lunches all day and night, and for no reason there were dozens of copies missing. There was a difference of several hundred dollars in the account. It's fine if the boxed lunches are missing, and the snacks and drinks in the car are also missing. This It’s also less than a few hundred dollars.”

"It's not okay, the conductor. The back and forth amount is not right, it's nearly 1,000 yuan. When the time comes to let the conductors make up for it themselves, they will be dissatisfied."

What Lan Guifen said made Huang Baishu nod his head, it was indeed so.

Now how many items are sold on the train, and how much money is sold has a total total. In order to prevent the situation of enriching private pockets on the train, the railway headquarters is now very strict in this regard.

That is to say, the railway headquarters turned a blind eye to the matter of the conductor selling the sleeper tickets for his own rest. After all, the work of the conductor is very hard. They are secretly willing to sell their sleeper tickets to passengers in need for a little extra money. This is also understandable.

The salary of the train crew is not very high, at least not as high as that of the flight attendants, but the work intensity is not necessarily lower than that of the flight attendants. The only advantage is that being a conductor is a formal job. So everyone is still willing to do it.

With a salary that is not very high, doing such a relatively hard job. At this time, if you have to let the box lunch sellers and the conductors who push the carts and sell snacks to make up for the shortfall of nearly 1,000 yuan. There must be 10,000 unwilling people in their hearts.

"So you mean that someone stole lunch boxes and snacks on this train?" Huang Baishu understood what Lan Guifen meant.

"Yes, someone must have stolen it. There are still 12 hours in the car, and the car will arrive in Huaihai. We must find the thief now, otherwise, we will have to make up the deficit of 1,000 yuan. Everyone panicked."

Huang Baishu nodded: "Understood, I will arrange for the train police to investigate. You should also pay more attention to any suspicious people."

Huang Baishu and Lan Guifen didn't know that they were on the top of the commander's cabin. Demon Lord Hei Yan was holding a bottle of Tsingtao Beer and was tossing. There were more than a dozen boxes of lunch in front of him.

That's right. The thieves of lunch boxes and snacks are Hei Yan and Wu Tiande.

Because the demon king Heiyan does not have an ID card, even if he has banknotes from various countries in his pocket, the total value may be tens of thousands of RMB. But he still can't buy a train ticket. Wu Tiande's ID card was lost when he was in the United States.

So the two could only choose to travel to Huaihai by lying on the roof of the car.

As for why so many lunch boxes are lost every meal on the train? This is not because the Demon Lord Hei Yan is a big eater.

Most people must have eaten the box lunch on the train. Except that the main course may have chicken legs and poached eggs that taste better. The other fried dishes tasted pretty bad and there was no meat.

As the leader of the Demon Sect, Demon Lord Hei Yan, how could he eat without meat? This Lord Demon Monarch is a true carnivorous maniac, and he loves meat the most in his life. Hate to eat all kinds of green leafy vegetables.

As for the soft boiled rice in the box lunch, I don't even have the interest to taste it.

Therefore, Demon Lord Heiyan can only steal twenty or thirty boxes of lunch boxes from the train at one time. Then only eat big meat dishes such as chicken legs and duck legs in braised pork.

I saw Lord Mojun kill a bottle of Tsingtao beer in one go. Opened another bottle of Bravery.

He holds a beer in his left hand. The right hand holds the chicken leg. A sip of wine, a chicken leg.

Hang Chi Hang Chi, three bottles of beer down. Lord Mojun has already killed 10 chicken legs, 5 duck legs, and 10 slices of braised pork.

"Hi'er~" Lord Mojun burped: "Sure enough, these dishes are still delicious. I don't know what the dishes made by those ghosts are, and none of them can be swallowed. Although the boxed lunches on these trains are made It’s so-so, but at least it’s still edible. Come here, trash, and help me light the cigarette.”

Lord Mojun summoned a waste, referring to Wu Tiande.

In the view of Demon Lord Hei Yan, Wu Tiande is not good at martial arts, he can't even speak a foreign language in this world. And the writing is ugly. Not handsome yet. His eloquence is still average, and his brain is not very good.

If this kind of person is thrown in his own magic door. Most likely a young man who won't live more than three years. I don't know how the masters of the academy at that time valued him more. Oh, by the way, according to Wu Tiande, he had cheating at that time.

Anyway, in the eyes of the devil, Wu Tiande is very useless.

Wu Tiande really wanted to resist Lord Demon Lord's statement, but now the situation is stronger than others, and he can't do anything against Lord Demon Lord himself. That is naturally what Lord Demon Lord said.

He obediently lit a Liqun on Lord Mojun.

Lord Mojun took a deep breath, and smoked a cigarette completely in an instant. Then spit out lightly. A puff of white smoke floated from the roof of the modern locomotive, which looked like steam from an ancient locomotive in the steam age from a distance.

Smoking is something that the Demon Lord only learned after he came to Earth. Because the journey is lonely. People always have to learn some ways to entertain themselves.

"No, the rest is yours." Mojun pointed to the boxed lunches in front of him. These box lunch devils only ate big meat dishes, and the other dishes didn't move at all. For example, fried rotten vegetables. For example, stewed shapeless cabbage. There are also those who don’t know what to fry with chili, fried xx with chili, and those soft rice.

These demon kings did not move a single bite. So this can't be regarded as the devil Lord Heiyan asking Wu Tiande to eat leftovers, at most it can be regarded as the division of labor and cooperation between the two during the meal. The devil is in charge of eating big meat, and Wu Tiande is in charge of other things.

Wu Tiande looked at the dozen or twenty boxes of lunch. His tears were about to fall.

"Master Mojun, I want to eat meat." Wu Tiande cautiously put forward his request.

"No, isn't this meat?" Mojun Heiyan pointed to the minced meat that was about as big as a grain of rice in a spicy fried tofu.

"Master Mojun, can't we get some more lunch boxes? I want to eat chicken legs too."

For Wu Tiande's unreasonable request, Lord Mojun snorted coldly.

"Didn't you hear their conversation just now? We have caused them to lose more than 1,000 yuan in one day and one night. Although I don't know how much more than 1,000 yuan is, it sounds like a lot."

"My demon king has been acting all his life. Although he kills, sets fire, robs and extorts, he never bullies the innocent and weak. He only kills those who deserve to be killed, and only robs those who deserve to be robbed. The people who push the cart and sell boxed lunches are all innocent and weak people. Today we Due to the predicament, I can't take some of them to eat. How dare you take more!"

Lord Mojun speaks righteously.

Wu Tiande was severely educated by the boss of the Demon Sect with righteous words.

"So eat your meal well and don't think about anything else."

Under the pure teaching of Master Mojun, Wu Tiande picked up the already chilly lunch box with tears in his eyes.

Eating fried tofu made of minced meat the size of a few grains of rice. Take a bite of the yellowed green leafy vegetables that have been cooked. Hastily stuffed the soft, muddy rice into his mouth.

He thought of a classic old song silently in his heart: holding the steamed bread in his hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish...

Of course, Lord Mojun only eats meat and not rice, but he can't get enough. So he also got a lot of snacks from the train. What peanut melon seeds eight-treasure porridge. Beer drink mineral water.

The journey was long and boring for two days and one night. In addition to meditating and practicing exercises, Lord Mojun can only eat melon seeds, eat snacks, and drink rice pudding to relieve boredom on this road.

Not to mention, the snacks made by this world called Earth are quite delicious. It is much more delicious than that made by Sedum World. I really like that thing called potato chips. In the future, when I go back, I will let the people of Momen try to do it.

When the research is done, it can be sold in the magic gate industry. Maybe it can open up a new source of income.

During the two-day and one-night journey, Master Mojun ate meat, Wu Tiande ate rice, Lord Mojun drank beer and drinks, and Wu Tiande poured mineral water.

Lord Mojun ate melon seeds and peanuts, and Wu Tiande helped clean up.

Anyway, when the train stopped at Huaihai, it didn't find out who the thief was. And their loss has risen to nearly 2,000 yuan.

Lan Guifen even wanted to kill the thief. While she was discussing with Huang Baishu how to make a report with her superiors to explain the wrong account this time, and try to minimize the punishment of the conductor.

The salesman in charge of pushing the trolley and selling snacks hurried into the conductor's room, and with a look of surprise, he took out a stack of colorful banknotes from his pocket and said, "Sister Guifen, conductor, I just got out of the trolley. I found this wad of money, all in US dollars, with more than 1,000 yuan. There is also a note."

Lan Guifen and Huang Baishu took a closer look at the note, and there were only two words on it: "Meal money."

Lan Kwai Fong and Huang Baishu looked at each other.

The devil is in a good mood. As he said, he never bullied the weak. All the money that should be given must be given.

This guy Wu Tiande ate and drank by his side. How dare you want to eat chicken legs. snort!

That's all money I earned.

If Wu Tiande knew what the devil was thinking, he would probably correct him: You stole it.

After coming to Huaihai, Demon Lord Hei Yan and Wu Tiande didn't stay any longer. The two went straight to Hive City.

"Where did the hives gather the most returnees?"

Wu Tiande thought for a while and said: "I know that there is a themed hotpot in Hive City. This themed hotpot was created by a group of returnees. Lord Mojun, let's go to this hotpot restaurant to find out." Wu Tiande has more Not a word was spoken. That is, by the way, we went to have a big meal. In the past 20 days, we have starved ourselves to death.

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