Chapter 291 Who Is the Villain?
You villains are too disrespectful! You agreed to show your strength so that you can be selected by the government department, then enter the government department, and finally make trouble in the government department? Why is the script not like this now? Donkey Qian what are you doing? funny? There is something wrong with tearing durian skin with your mouth. Who would want your ability. What King Kong is not bad, you have iron teeth and copper teeth! Is it possible to go to the fruit shop to show people the stunt of opening durians?
Zhang Tong dissed Lu Qian crazily in his heart, but this did not change the choice Lu Qian made on stage. As a villain who just wants to fool around, Lu Qian thinks his choice is good. I just work with my salary, so why bother working so hard. With a salary of more than 20,000 a month, do you have to risk your life?
Desperately leave this kind of thing to those who want to climb up. I don’t have such great ambitions, so it’s good to just get by every day. Lu Qian's fishing had the result he wanted. Although his ability to talk about durians is very effective, but no company or government department wants to take him for his own use. Because everyone really can't imagine what they can do with this ability. Is it really only for acting?
Not only Zhang Tong was dissing Lu Qian crazily, but Gao Xiaomin, who came to watch the match today, was also dissing Zhang Tong crazily in his heart. Because the information given by Zhang Tong before is very detailed, including the characteristics of the various villains in the jihadist organization that will be on stage today.
Originally, Gao Xiaomin was prepared to make various preparations according to the characteristics of each different member of the Jihad organization. For example, Lu Qian's ability is written in the data as King Kong is not bad, and has the ability to strengthen and harden the body. Then Gao Xiaomin specially asked a security company in his family to make a solicitation gesture, and the reason for soliciting him was well thought out, which was to use his ability to train and then take up the job. After detailed training to become a high-end bodyguard, the projects of Gao's security company are still very large.
Among them, there are quite a few high-end bodyguard businesses at home and abroad, and many private bodyguards of rich people and politicians are trained by the Gao family. If you can enter here to become a high-end personal bodyguard, generally speaking, you should be very willing to enter according to the nature of the villain organization. Because once they become high-end bodyguards and personal protectors of politicians and wealthy businessmen, the things they can do will cause even greater troubles.
Shouldn't the general villain organizations be flocking to them? The function of the villain is to cause trouble!
Originally speaking, things should go according to Zhang Tong and Gao Xiaomin's plan. So Gao Xiaomin was ready to let people use the rhetoric of becoming a high-end bodyguard to recruit Lu Qian, and after getting all the other members of the jihad organization together, they would be wiped out. And it was originally for Zhang Tong to get rid of them all in one go.
But now it's obvious, how can I recruit Lu Qian? Could it be: "Young man, I think your iron teeth and copper teeth are very useful. Now we have a business here, which specializes in helping wealthy businessmen open chestnuts and durians. Ma Huateng's family still lacks a chestnut opener. We think you are very suitable. You Do you want to go or not? The salary and treatment are favorable~”
If you really say that, then there is obviously a problem. Judging from Lu Qian's current state, he must have done this on purpose. He just doesn't take his skills seriously. No one is going to recruit him. If I go to recruit him, and I don't have a solid reason, then I will obviously be suspected!
To deal with these villainous organizations, you still can't startle the snake, otherwise all previous efforts will be wasted.
"Miss, do we still want to recruit this guy?" Beside Gao Xiaomin, a middle-aged man asked her respectfully. The original plan was for this middle-aged man to recruit Lu Qian. But there is no other way now, Gao Xiaomin can only wave his hands and say: "Wait a while!"
Now we can only hope that the remaining members of other jihadist organizations will not be so unreasonable. Gao Xiaomin dialed Zhang Tong's phone: "Hey, old Zhang. This Lu Qian is uneasy to play cards, I have no choice here. You can only think of a way for the rest. If you want to eliminate him, you Do it yourself. I can't recruit him in."
And Zhang Tong who answered Gao Xiaomin's call also expressed his understanding: "Okay, I understand. But the rest of the guys still have to follow the plan." Zhang Tong climbed back from the ground to the chair he was sitting on, and now he looked at Lu Qian's eyes were a bit unfriendly.
This guy, the villain's job is not good enough, I'll see you later! Zhang Tong thought fiercely.
After the performance, Lu Qian, who talked about durians, stepped down. Although his performance was very comical, no company or department really wanted to recruit and hire him. Because no one really thought, what can this ability to open durians be used for? So Lu Qian could only go back silently and wait for the news. Anyway, the audition is definitely not enough.
Not enough. For Lu Qian, this is the ending he most wanted. After stepping off the stage, he found his companion, the little black fat man, and said to him: "I've been eliminated successfully, let's see you next!"
The little black fat man nodded hard: "Wait for the good news of my success!"
After Zhang Tong waited for a while, another member of the Jihad organization on the roster finally came on stage. It is a little black fat man named Guo Hei, a little black fat man as his name suggests. According to the record on the roster, this little black fat man's ability is to export into black.
To put it simply, it is a terrible curse technique. Anyone who wants to be hacked must be hacked, and no one can escape.
Of course, this kind of black method also needs some preconditions. For example, if he wants the black donkey to be easy to cheat, then he also needs the donkey to have the potential to cheat.
This ability is really strong, although only following the trend can pose the biggest threat, but there are too many people who follow the trend and can hack. And a lot of things become real when they are darker. Guo Hei has helped organize black people to fight against competitors over the years.
Originally, he should have gone for a position in the news department, such as CCTV media or something. But this time after Guo Hei came to power, he did not show his ability as a black man.
Instead, he said grandly: "My ability is to utter swear words without stopping. If I want, I can talk all day without needing to take a breath!" Before the judges and teachers noticed, he He started his own performance.
I only heard Guo Hei say: "Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep beep~~~" Well, all the words were beeped out harmoniously by the passing beasts.
"Enough, enough! The security guards kicked this guy out! Get out!" The scene was chaotic, and Zhang Tong, who was still waiting to watch the show, was completely stunned.
And this is just the beginning. None of the villains of the jihadist organizations that have come to power today have shown their abilities. They all used various performances to catch people's attention, but they were all kicked out. None are suitable to be recruited.
It is obvious that he can turn his fine hair into steel, and shoot it out as a hidden weapon. But what he showed was that he had the ability to quickly regenerate leg hair.
It is obvious that the hands are burning at high temperature to melt the steel, but what they show is that they can fry an egg at most with their own hands.
All Zhang Tong and Gao Xiaomin's plans were useless. Because none of the villains of these jihadist organizations played their cards according to the routine.
When the last member of the jihadist organization demonstrated his ability to turn white water into salt water, and then stepped down. Gao Xiaomin was unable to complain anymore, so she could only give Zhang Tong a message: "These guys are the reason why you asked me to go to war and use the power of the family? Now I doubt whether that shit jihadist organization has any money!"
Zhang Tong sighed in his heart after reading the message: "Forget it, forget it. I can only wave the iron fist of justice to deal with these villains who don't follow the routine!"