Chapter 318 Chapter 370 It's Not My Fault!
Looking at the driver who was about to leave, Zhang Tong, who had said that he couldn't stand up, suddenly stood up. Just like Huang Feihong, he quickly grabbed the driver's hand and said, "You want to run away after hitting me?! Is it that simple?!"
The driver was caught by Zhang Tong before he could leave. Zhang Tong will definitely not let him go, because he thinks there is a big problem with this Mercedes-Benz. How can there be such a coincidence in the world? Jianghua has a case in Xintiandi, and it turns out that there is a car with a bloody smell. The car came out.
If there is no problem with this car, even Zhang Tong would not believe it. But I am not a police officer after all, and I have no way to let people stop for inspection or something. However, as a good citizen who has cooperated with the police many times, Zhang Tong has his own way.
For example, pretending to touch porcelain or something, when he grabbed the driver, he immediately collapsed on the ground: "Oh, oh, it hurts me to death. My leg is almost broken."
The driver couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "You're talking nonsense! You broke your leg! Just now, the carp kicked up, and I couldn't even do this." The driver is really not humble, although he said He is also a power-enhanced supernatural user, but what is strengthened is strength, and the flexibility of the body is not very good. It is a difficult movement for him to fight the carp. And the speed and flexibility are not enough, he is a person who has strengthened a lot of strength. Probably equivalent to the world's Hercules level. It's nothing among those particularly strong supernatural beings, or else they wouldn't be just a driver. But he is already too strong among ordinary people. After all, he is a guy who can crush a watermelon with one hand.
"Get out of the way." The driver wanted to kick the troublesome Zhang Tong away, but Zhang Tong dodged flexibly. The driver didn't kick Zhang Tong, but Zhang Tong, who was lying on the ground, was too big Did him a bad job.
Just when the five big and three thick drivers kicked their right foot with their left foot as the axis, Zhang Tong quietly used electromagnetic power to offset the friction of the big man's left foot...
I believe that everyone has experienced a similar experience, that is, walking well, but the foot slipped, and then fell and ate shit. Especially when I saw a beautiful young lady (handsome little brother) on the street, I just wanted to put on a handsome (or coquettish) pose to attract the attention of the other party, but suddenly fell like this, that is really All atmosphere is ruined. It may even be recorded by a bad friend with a mobile phone, and then uploaded to the AB station to be made into a material for a sand sculpture video.
And this big man is obviously the same as the guys in those sand sculpture videos. He didn't kick Zhang Tong down with one kick, but because his left foot as the axis lost friction, his body lost balance. And this time happened to be when his legs kicked to the highest point, and his legs took on \this shape.
And when he lost his balance, he just fell straight forward, so his \-shaped legs directly hit the ground and became a straight line. You know, generally speaking, the flexibility of this kind of strong man's body is not very good, because the muscles are very strong, and the tendons will not be stretched. So when he changed from \form to one form, Zhang Tong could clearly hear a "click".
"Oh~~~!" The originally strong and strong man like Stallone uttered an earth-shattering cry, and the trembling voice of the special mother, Stallone instantly turned into Li Yuchun. The strong man's eyes were already full of tears, and he covered his crotch with his hands and rolled on the ground.
Zhang Tong couldn't help but look at his lower body, and suddenly felt a little pain. It's really a crime, but it shouldn't be abolished, right, it's just a stretch at most. Think about the benefits, although it hurts for a while now (driver: Nima, it’s a little pain for a while?!), but the flexibility of the body will become better in the future, won’t it?
Didn't the strong man just say that he can't be a carp? It is estimated that in the future, I will be able to learn what it means to fight carp. This can be regarded as a good deed. Zhang Tong comforted his conscience like this. Otherwise, if I think that this strong man can practice the Sunflower Book by accident, my conscience will not be able to sleep at night.
The driver comrade can only roll on the ground now, the severe pain in his lower body makes him unable to stand up at all, he can only roll and point at Zhang Tong: "You~you~oh~you fuck me~oh~ "
"Brother, you look so manly, can you talk to me without such a motherly voice now? If you don't know, you think it's the announcer of the Spring Festival Gala talking. And what do you mean I'm fucking you, you fell down by yourself Alright." Zhang Tong also sat on the ground and spread his hands: "Look, my leg still hurts."
Li Zhiqiang sat in the back seat of the car and watched all the farce, feeling that his face was about to be lost by this subordinate. He was signaling the remaining two men in the car to go down and settle the matter.
Touch~ The closing of the Mercedes-Benz door makes a very textured sound. This is the sound that many middle-aged uncles like. As long as the sound of closing the door is pleasant, it is a good car, and the door is thick. It is a good car. As for the engine gearbox and chassis suspension, nothing Important, the most important thing is that the door closes sound nice.
For example, Zhang Tong now feels that this car is really good, because the sound of closing the door is very nice. It is completely different from the closing sound of those small breads, and it has a special texture.
And when Zhang Tong saw the two people getting off the car with a bad expression on his face, he flipped up from the ground with a big carp, and then waved his hands repeatedly while stepping back: "Hey, hey, hey. Dude, if you have something to say, do it well." Said. You brother really didn’t hurt me, he wanted to kick me. I can’t let him kick without moving, he kicked too hard and then slipped himself.”
Facing Zhang Tong's defense, the two of them ignored it at all and continued to move forward.
And Zhang Tong pointed to the front glass of the Mercedes-Benz: "Nononuo, don't you have a driving recorder in your car? Just look at the driving recorder yourself!"
Originally, this road was a one-way street for cars, and there were not many vehicles passing by at night, so Zhang Tong chose to touch porcelain in this place. But no matter how few cars there are, there are still cars and some passers-by. Just when Li Zhiqiang's two subordinates were about to do something to Zhang Tong, suddenly red and blue lights appeared at the intersection of the street with flashing lights. And it was accompanied by the familiar sound of the siren: woo woo~ woo woo~ woo woo~
A traffic policeman riding a Guobin 650 motorcycle appeared.