Chapter 1095 Useless Celestial Soldiers
The Celestial Soldier was born, and now heroes from all over the world are moving towards the Eastern family after hearing the news.
Zhang Tong and Sun Hua, who were far away on the extreme northern border, had no interest in the so-called magic soldiers that appeared in this world.
"Hey, hey, generally speaking, traveling to another world shouldn't be the way to show up in front of people, kill people and seize treasures?" Wrapped in a thick cotton coat and walking on the polar ice sheet, Sun Hua said with a clear nose, "We have all been here on the way here." I saw several groups of people looking for that godly soldier."
Wearing shorts and short sleeves, Zhang Tong, who was walking on the polar ice field at minus 70 degrees, waved his hand indifferently and said, "Why do you want to show yourself before killing treasure hunters? It's meaningless."
Sun Hua tightened his cotton coat and sucked a wave of snot before he said: "It's written like this in the novels. Haven't you read those novels that travel through planes? At the beginning, the male protagonist relied on the plane portal Improve your strength first, and when your strength reaches a certain level, go to a world with a slightly lower level to kill people and seize treasures, and pretend to be a saint in front of others."
"Let me tell you, this kind of plot is cute for many people. What kind of talking and laughing villains disappear in smoke, what kind of wave of hands leaves a great opportunity for the native pigs who have not seen the world, or create a world of their own in this side world. A small world or something. Build your own colony or something. Don't you think it's cool?!"
Facing Sun Hua who was trembling all over with a clear nose, Zhang Tong stopped and looked at him: "Are you sure you want to do this? Then you can give it a try and stay. I'm not the hero of Xiaobaiwen. Your image It's quite suitable to be the hero of Xiaobaiwen."
"I don't want to live in this world without game consoles and flush toilets!" Sun Hua shook his head abruptly. Who knows the pain of being in the open air in the polar ice sheet at minus 70 degrees these days?
Sun Hua listened to cross talk in the capital, and there was a traditional cross talk called "Old and Old". There is a paragraph in which it is said that when you go out to poop, you need to bring a shit stick because the weather is too cold.
Originally, Sun Hua thought it was just a cross talk, and the cross talks were all made up. But how could he know that the cross talks are all made up, but this passage is true!
So stay in this world as the protagonist? No, definitely not!
"Besides, the most precious treasures in this world are probably the top ten god soldiers." Zhang Tong turned his head and said as he walked, "But the ten god soldiers of this world and the gods of this world, or It is said that the origin of heaven and earth in this world is inextricably linked."
"The words that can be explained by a world of cultivating immortals are that the ten god soldiers and the ten magic soldiers represent some of the laws of the world's three thousand roads. So you say that I kill people in this world to seize treasures and steal What's the point of divine weapons? When these divine weapons arrive in our world, they will lose their original miraculousness. If they are some insignificant ordinary supernatural weapons, they will be useful if they are brought back to Earth."
"However, things that are closely related to the origin of this world, such as the heavenly soldiers, cannot be taken away at all. Or you can take away the divine soldiers, but the supernatural powers brought by the divine soldiers will remain in this world. Between heaven and earth, other things will be used. The way to spawn another magic weapon to fill the vacancy of the taken away magic weapon."
"And the divine soldier who was taken away has an empty body. It is estimated that apart from being extremely hard and sharp, there will be no magical place. Therefore, if you want to plot a divine soldier in this world, you might as well plan to have a relationship with the origin of the world. There are not so much related earth magic weapons, or some natural materials and earth treasures."
"Although these things will lose some energy when they are brought to the earth, at least they are still useful. Forget about the god soldiers, it has nothing to do with us when the god soldiers are born that day. It is better to buy some earth god soldiers and take them back when we go back. I guess in the future Might be available."
After hearing Zhang Tong's words, Sun Hua asked curiously, "Buy? Do you have money?"
"Hey, haven't you heard of robbing the rich and helping the poor?!" Zhang Tong waved his hand indifferently: "It's really impossible. Let's bring some silver over when we go back to Earth. 925 silver is only three yuan a gram, and one tael of silver is also worth it." It's only one hundred and fifty dollars. We can buy silver with money and exchange it."
Faced with what Zhang Tong said, Sun Hua raised his doubts: "Didn't you say that you only have 1,200 yuan a month? Even if it costs three yuan a gram of silver, you are buying 400 grams of silver, which is a good deal." It's only eight taels of silver at once. What kind of magical weapon are you going to buy with eight taels of silver?"
"Don't forget, I traded the padded coat I was wearing with the emeralds I brought with me. Didn't you come to another world without any money?! Let me tell you, Lao Zhang, you owe me a good one now Burmese emerald, worth 30,000 yuan!" Sun Hua's bamboo stick was also resounding.
Zhang Tong was hit by Sun Hua, yes, what kind of magic weapon would a poor person with a monthly salary of only eight taels of silver buy? Buy some soil and eat it directly.
"And I said, Old Zhang, can you hurry up and find that Wannian snow lotus. We have been wandering around here for several days, when will we find it?"
"Hey, I'm working hard. I haven't seen what a snow lotus looks like, and I don't know its biological frequency band. Even if it's an electromagnetic scan, I have to go to the scene to see it one by one."
"Then hurry up. I ran for a long time the day before yesterday and found a snow rabbit. Yesterday I said it was a snow lotus and ran to see it was the Yellow Pagoda. Be more reliable, otherwise your clerks will starve to death in this world!"
"No, no. They have a strong ability to find food. I'm not afraid that they will be hungry, as long as they don't join in the fun of this useless thing like the Celestial Soldier."
Sun Hua and Zhang Tong's trip to the polar ice fields is not over yet, and the search for the Wannian snow lotus that restrains the fire spirit is still going on.
In the Dongfang Family, Xiao Xiao and Xiao Hei have already been involved in the battle for the Heavenly God Soldiers, which in Zhang Tong's view is meaningless and useless.
King Yan, the lord of heaven and earth, had just left the Dongfang family, and Dongfang Xiong, the head of the Dongfang family here, began to lose his temper and wanted to find out who was responsible for the stench when King Yan came.
But it's okay if she doesn't check, and it turns out that it's Xiao Xiao. Is this a punishment or not?
But Xiao Xiao and Xiao Hei checked Xiao Xiao's poop in the dry toilet.
"It's strange, why are there so many roundworms in my poop?" Xiao Xiao scratched her head: "I got roundworms when I was young, and there should be no roundworms now."
But Xiao Hei said calmly: "You have been poisoned by someone. And it is a very powerful poison. I am afraid that this poison is not inferior to a certain man surnamed Zhang!" (Zhang Tong from the polar ice field sneezed, Sun Hua He grinned and said, "You're cold too! You don't have a cotton coat, you deserve it for freezing to death! Hahaha... Hey! How can you snatch my cotton coat, it's mine! Give it back to me...)
Xiao Xiao was curious: 'Xiao Hei, how do you know? '
Xiao Hei's cheeks twitched, it was a past that he didn't want to look back on. Back then when I was Gao Xiaomin's exclusive dark knight, when a certain man surnamed Zhang, Mai Lisu, hadn't achieved great success... Hey, talking too much makes me cry.
Xiao Hei didn't intend to answer Xiao Xiao's question, he just said lightly: "It seems that someone wants to harm you. But they miscalculated your digestion ability. That's why the poisoning failed."
"Then am I in danger?" Xiao Xiao clenched her small fists nervously, like a weak woman who could blow Dongfang City apart with one punch.
And Xiao Hei said proudly: "Don't worry, if the person who poisoned him appears again, I will definitely blow his dog's head off!"
As soon as Xiao Hei's voice fell, Gu Rou's head in the valley dozens of kilometers away exploded into pieces like a watermelon hit violently by a wooden stick.
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