Chapter 1111 House Demolition Master

Dongfang Tiexin's cheeks were red and hot, and he felt that his eyes were almost blinded by the filth from the scene just now.

"Shameless, really shameless!"

Tie Xin, who was holding the sword, was still panting heavily, and his whole body was trembling. Dongfang Tiexin has never gone to prostitution in his life, and he has never really participated in the favorite entertainment of martial arts people-drinking flower wine.

The energy to go to brothels is limited several times in life. The first time was when his father Nangong Yi ordered him to go to brothels to arrest his cheap elder brother Nangong Wentian, so as not to let him be misled by the lady of Qinlou Chuguan. up.

And even though it is a brothel, although there are many beautiful young ladies in the Qinlou and Chuguan of the Mysterious Soldiers Mysterious World, the young ladies at most wear a small vest with strapless upper body, and a layer of gauze over it, The lower body is also wearing a beautiful long skirt. Some scheming young ladies just let the chest of the small vest be lowered, revealing a little groove.

That's it, Dongfang Tiexin already felt that those girls in the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion were very shameless, how can there be any reason for girls to expose their bodies to the audience for other men to see?

The advertisement that was shown on the TV just now was simply unsightly for Tie Xin. It would be better not to wear it if he dressed like that. Wouldn't dressing like this make those men feel beastly? !

Still holding the pipa and half covering the face, the most seductive person.

Anyway, after seeing that scene, Tie Xin felt that it was very good. She drew her sword out of her sheath, and with one move of high determination——Jian Xiang destroyed the TV set and even the background wall.

I have to say that Tie Xin's swordsmanship and sword are very strong, cutting the wall is like cutting tofu, and all the incisions are neat and brilliant.

But after the cutting, Tie Xin felt somewhat guilty.

"Oh! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Is there a lot of villains in this small box? Will it kill them all?" Tie Xin hurriedly went to the TV to see if it was possible. There was blood coming out, but he was too worried, nothing came out of the LCD TV.

He also used his sword to pry open the TV screen.

snap~

Electric sparks beating.

"Oh!" Tie Xin holding the metal sword was shocked.

"As expected of a treasure, it actually has the function of self-protection. It really shouldn't be underestimated."

Having said that, Tie Xin still used his sword to pry the TV open. But after prying open the TV, Tie Xin was still very disappointed. Because there are no miniature palace buildings and various villains as he thought, there are only dense electronic components inside.

"What, it's just like this inside, it doesn't look like a treasure." Tie Xin was very disappointed. I thought that even if there is no Lilliputian in it, at least there are some incredible treasures. For example, Haotian Mirror, King Wen Hexagram and so on.

As a result, there was only a bunch of dark things inside, and a green board, I don't know what it was.

"Cut, it's really boring." Tie Xin kicked the TV.

Crackling~

"ah!"

Tiexin was electrocuted again.

Tie Xin made up his mind not to touch this thing. Although this treasure is broken, its self-protection ability is still very strong, so it's better not to touch it.

The house that Xiao Hei rents is a high-rise, with a total height of thirty-six floors, and the place Xiao Hei rents is thirty-three floors. He took a fancy to this house because it has three large balconies. Especially the large balcony outside the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room has an area of ​​thirty-five square meters.

Because Xiao Hei remembered Xiao Xiao saying: "I like the big balcony the most. When the sun is good, it's so comfortable to bask in the sun and eat potato chips on the balcony!"

The house that Xiao Hei rented is transparent from north to south, with excellent lighting. When Tie Xin was brought in by Xiao Xiao before, she took the elevator directly. In fact, Tie Xin was in a daze at the time and didn't react to anything. My mind was very confused, I didn't think about anything, I didn't pay attention to anything.

But now after his brain was electrocuted several times, probably because of the effect of electrotherapy, he is now much more awake.

It was only now that he noticed that the place he was in seemed a little different. He slowly approached the large balcony in the living room, and then glanced out.

Oops, my god, dizziness!

A 33-story building is 100 meters high. Looking down from this height, the people on the ground are just a little bit bigger. If a person with fear of heights lives in this kind of house, he must not be close to the window, otherwise his legs will be weak and his heartbeat will be disturbed.

Although Tie Xin has climbed high mountains and cliffs, but the house is built so high? ! He'd never seen it, never even heard of it. The tallest man-made building he has been to is the thirteen-story pagoda of Kaiyuan Temple, but it is only fifty meters high, and standing on the pagoda can already overlook the entire Kaifeng city.

But here, such tall buildings seem to be everywhere, one after another straight into the sky.

And staring at the road downstairs, wide and clean. There is no horse-drawn carriage, but the iron cubes are speeding fast, much faster than a horse.

"Is this the fairy world?" For some reason, Tie Xin suddenly thought of the legendary heaven, where the gods lived. Otherwise, how could such a tall building be built with manpower?

And another big evidence that made Tie Xin believe that this world is a fairy world is the flying sword in the sky.

While Tie Xin was standing upstairs in a daze, suddenly a young man in a green uniform with a flying sword flew to the balcony where Tie Xin was.

"Hi, I'm the deliveryman of Oriental Express. I just confirmed with Ms. Xiao Xiao that someone is at home and asked me to deliver. This is Ms. Xiao Xiao's courier. Please sign for it." Hanging on the back of the little brother's flying sword is A large cargo box, he skillfully took out a large package from the box, and handed it to the dazed Tie Xin.

"Come here and sign."

Tie Xin dazedly signed the receipt, and then dazedly watched the courier boy stepping on the flying sword and disappearing. He could only vaguely see the eight characters [Dongfeng Express, the mission must be accomplished] on the back of the courier brother's green uniform.

"This...is this the Yujian flight?!" Tie Xin stood on the balcony with a big package in her arms, mumbling to herself in disbelief.

Yu Jianfei is a legendary existence in the martial arts world. Although it is said that there are many people with high lightness kungfu in the Jianghu, such as the leader of heaven and earth, his earth domineering formula is not only first-class martial arts, but also first-class lightness kung fu. Walking against the wind is the signature of the leader of heaven and earth. But even if he is as strong as the leader of heaven and earth, he needs to take a breath midway when using lightness kung fu, and he needs to find a foothold to relay to continue flying.

And the little brother who delivered the courier was Yu Jianfei? !

Although Tie Xin didn't know what express delivery was, he could probably guess what it was. The other party brought a large cargo box, and then distributed things and had to sign for them. Isn't this the same as the Escort, it's for delivery.

"This is really a fairyland! Even the bodyguard who transports goods can fly with a sword!" Tie Xin muttered to himself, but the box in his hand lost his grip and fell to the ground with a bang. There was a broken sound.

But Tie Xin didn't care about these anymore, his mind was full of the fact that this is a fairyland, and everyone could fly with their swords.

"Oh, my stomach hurts!"

I don't know if it's because of the sudden arrival in this world that made Tie Xin dissatisfied. Now he only feels a pain in his stomach, but where is the toilet? !

Dongfang Tiexin searched frantically, and finally found it. After all, he still knows the recruiting of the toilet, and he can guess what the toilet paper next to the toilet is for.

After solving the important matter of the reincarnation of the five grains, he closed the toilet seat, and said curiously: "It's just that this fairyland is very strange, and there is no water in the toilet. Moreover, the toilet seems to be connected to the floor, so it can't be taken away." The river is dumped. Well, it’s probably a treasure from the fairy family, and it will be clean after a while?”

Tie Xin felt that this was probably the case. But without water, I can't wash my hands! As the young master of a big family, Tie Xin is different from those ordinary people who don't pay attention to hygiene. He is very used to washing his hands before meals and after going to the toilet. Even in Dongfang's house, once he entered the toilet, he had to change his clothes once he came out. Of course, in this world he doesn't have this condition.

"But it doesn't work without water." Tie Xin searched around, and finally found a bottled water in the living room. With a clang, the sword came out of its sheath, and Tie Xin cut off the mouth of the bottled water bottle.

Then he moved the bottled water to the bathroom, poured it slowly while holding the bottled water with one hand, and washed his hands with the other hand. The sink was too small, it was not convenient for Tiexin to use it, so he could only use the bathtub. After washing your hands, put the bottled water in the bathtub.

"Well, we still need some water in the toilet." After washing his hands, Tie Xin felt that he had done a good deed.

Waiting for Xiao Xiao to get off work is a difficult thing, it is only two o'clock in the afternoon, Xiao Xiao will not get off work until eight thirty in the evening, and now Tiexin is already hungry.

So he had to find something to fill his stomach. Fortunately, Xiao Hei and Xiao Xiao's family stockpiled a lot of food.

"What's this?" Tie Xin found a bag of mustard-flavored (doubly spicy) potato chips from the kitchen. Although I don't understand why this thing is packaged so well and delicately, but looking at the picture, Tie Xin thinks it should be food.

Wow, tearing open his mouth, Tie Xin picked up a piece of potato chips and threw it into his mouth to chew. It tasted good at first, but as I ate it, a strong spicy smell rushed back into my nose.

"vomit!"

Tiexin, who had never tried wasabi before, couldn't bear the taste at all and threw up directly.

"The food in the fairyland is too strange." Tie Xin gave up the bag of potato chips. He dug out a pack of instant noodles, and the pictures of instant noodles were very attractive. There are springy instant noodles, large chunks of braised beef, and fresh green broccoli. Just looking at the pictures will make your index finger move.

Tiexin was really hungry, so he opened the instant noodles.

"What the hell is this? Just this? Are all the food in this fairy world so deceiving?!"

Facing the disassembled instant noodles, Tie Xin was disappointed. There is only one piece of bread and a few conditioning packets in it. It seems that I have to cook this noodles myself, but when will the young master of the Dongfang family know how to cook noodles?

Tie Xin can only give up, and he has been thinking about the discrepancy between the picture and the real thing.

"People in the fairy world can really lie!"

Look, look, find something to fill your stomach anyway.

"Well, this should be fine. This seems to be a snack, um! It smells so good, it's all milky, judging from the texture, it should be the same as Mobei's milk tofu." Tie Xin finally came from the magical freezer in the fairy world ( refrigerator) found a food he thought he knew.

Although this thing is written with words that I can't understand, it seems to be called butter.

But this thing should be the same pastry as milk tofu. Tiexin was really hungry, so he tore off the tinfoil wrapper, took a bite, and then...

"vomit!"

"What the hell is this! Are people in the fairy world so strange? Don't you have any serious food to eat?!" Tie Xin felt that he was about to starve to death. No, I have to find something to eat. I still have some money with me.

In the Xianmo hot pot restaurant, Xiao Xiao thought while working: Brother Tie Xin should be fine at home. Well, later get off work early and go back to see him.