Chapter 1094 Accidental Attack (Third Shift, 11,000 Characters, Please Vote!)
Friends, do you know what it means to relax?
What is relaxation?
To relax is to be handed over a bottle of iced Coke when you are sweating in the heat of summer.
To relax is to have a pot of delicious and hot hot pot when you are shivering in the cold in winter.
To relax is to come to a comfortable big bed when you want to rest, or to take a comfortable hot bath when you are tired.
For Xiao Xiao, now is the most relaxing moment for her.
Puff oh ~ phew oh ~ phew oh ~
Ah~
Xiao Xiao let out a satisfied and comfortable moan, as if all the 108,000 pores in her body were relaxed at this moment.
It's strange to say that when Xiao Xiao first entered the dry toilet, she still felt that the smell of the dry toilet was unbearable. But when she came out, Xiao Xiao couldn't smell the smell anymore, hehe, it's amazing!
The words are divided into two parts, Xiao Xiao's side is enjoyable, but Yan Wang's side is miserable.
The reason why Xiao Xiao can't smell it is because her poop is too smelly, it has overwhelmed the smell of dry toilet. People have a certain resistance to the smell of their own excretion.
So Xiao Xiao didn't smell the smell of the cake she was eating, but King Yan and the others were not Xiao Xiao, they could smell it clearly.
Besides, Dongfang Xiong is an old Jianghu, she almost vomited when she smelled the sudden stench, but immediately used the legendary turtle's breathing method.
It is rumored that he learned the topmost method of turtle breath Dafa, and he can hold his breath in the water for three days and three nights without dying.
Of course, there are still few big tortoises who have cultivated to this level. Dongfang Xiong just practiced the tortoise's breath method casually, so he is not a master. But it is still possible to temporarily not smell the smell.
But just because she can do it doesn't mean everyone else can do it. After all, not everyone practices the turtle breath Dafa.
For example, Xicheng Hideki, the young master of the Xicheng family, now he has the heart to scold his mother, and he secretly said in his heart: "Which son of a bitch is this, who made such a stinky fart that he cut off his sons and grandchildren?! How can it be so stinky?! Laozi, hurry up!" I can't hold it back, I'm about to vomit!"
Xicheng Hideki still thought that he was about to vomit, but someone over there had already started to vomit.
The first ones who couldn't bear it were the ordinary servants of the Eastern family. Many of them were ordinary people who had never learned Kung Fu, and couldn't hold their breath for too long.
A boy near the far left of the door was the first to be unable to withstand the stench, and vomited out his lunch with a loud "vomit~".
To say that King Yan came at the right time, just in time for lunch. Many of the servants of the Eastern family had just had lunch, and they couldn't stand the stench!
Generally speaking, if there is a thing like vomiting, there will be a second one, and then there will be countless.
When the first boy couldn't bear the smell and started to vomit, he quickly infected many servants around him, and they hugged their stomachs and leaned against the wall and began to "vomit~".
This is really not disrespect to King Yan, but the physiological characteristics of human beings.
The eunuch in charge standing next to King Yan just wanted to reprimand the people from the Eastern family for being disrespectful in front of the king, but he had just opened his mouth, and some of the golden armored army brought by King Yan himself couldn't hold back anymore.
"Commander, I can't hold back anymore. It's too...vomit!" A guard in golden armor couldn't take it anymore, and he apologized loudly, before he finished speaking, he began to vomit.
Don't think that people who practice martial arts can bear it. Because martial arts practitioners improve their physical functions through practicing martial arts, and in order to better gain the upper hand in martial arts, they will improve their five senses. The so-called five senses are: sight, hearing, taste, touch and smell.
Therefore, ordinary people who practice martial arts are more sensitive to the perception of things than ordinary people. To put it simply, it is a thing that smells bad to ordinary people, but it smells especially bad to people who practice martial arts!
The reason why these golden-armored guards haven't vomited yet is entirely because of their good endurance. But when the first person vomited, the broken window effect opened.
As long as there is the first person in this matter, there will be a second and a third. Soon, vomiting caused by the strong stench spread among the golden armored guards.
In a short period of time, the entire scene became a sea of vomiting.
Spit out Sixi balls here, and spit out vinegared cabbage over there. As soon as a bowl of white jade tofu was spit out here, a plate of dry-roasted duck breast was spit out there. This is spitting and spitting, let alone, I have gathered a table of big dishes!
Of course, no one knows if anyone wants to eat this big dish.
This strong stench is already unbearable, but now someone is vomiting here again, the sour smell fermented by the vomiting is mixed with the stench of a certain squid, heh! It tastes amazing!
Those who can withstand the impact of such a taste without vomiting must be called a hero.
Now Xicheng Xiushu couldn't help vomiting, and it was Bei Minglei who vomited earlier than him. Because I drank wine at noon, my stomach was not very comfortable. Now everyone is throwing up, so don't hold back, throw up!
Xicheng Hideki couldn't help but began to vomit.
Among the young masters of the four great families, only Nangong Question and Dongfang Tiexin endured, because they have all practiced the Dafa of Turtle Breathing. Although they didn't vomit, they felt disgusted watching the scene where they vomited.
King Yan's mouth was twitching, and he didn't know whether he was happy or angry. Originally, King Yan planned to enter the Dongfang family, but now it seems that he can't get in. Even if he can get in, the stench inside is terrible. The sound of nausea and vomiting continued to be heard throughout the entire Eastern Family. I'm afraid the inside is also a mess.
"Go back!" King Yan snorted coldly, turned around and left with a flick of his sleeves.
Dongfang Xiong hurriedly followed behind: "King Yan! Yan..."
"My king has rhinitis!" After leaving these words, King Yan boarded the dragon to urge everyone to leave. The three hundred guards in golden armor vomited into darkness, but they could barely follow the convoy.
Dongfangxiong looked at the Yanwang convoy going away, her heart was broken. She turned around and blushed furiously: "Check! Check it out for me! Find out who lost such a big person to our Dongfang family!"
On the other side, Yan Wanglong pushed inside. King Yan's face sank like water, and he thought in his heart: Well, you Eastern family, it seems that you have already prepared for the birth of the Heavenly Soldier. As soon as my convoy arrived, you started to use poisonous odor attacks, just because you don't want me, King Yan, to enter your Eastern family.
But this day, I'm going to decide on the Divine Soldier!
King Yan opened a locked box in the carriage, and in the innermost interlayer of the box was a set of clothes and masks that seemed completely unrelated to King Yan. But this set of clothes and mask is known to everyone in the world, because this outfit belongs to the leader of the Heaven and Earth Alliance!
It turns out that King Yan is the leader of the Heaven and Earth Alliance.
"Hmph! The Dongfang family's wishful thinking, I won't let you play it well. Didn't you invite an inexperienced master? Hehe, I have already arranged for Gu Rou to poison you. When the time comes, I will let you masters renege on the battle. Let's see what you can do?!"
King Yan, the leader of the Heaven and Earth Alliance, played a big move.
In the Dongfang Family, Xiao Xiao comfortably cleaned up more than thirty tables of cakes. When she filled the dry toilet, she cleaned herself up and walked out satisfied.
"Eh? That's strange. Why is Dongfang's house so quiet now? Why can't you even see a servant on the road?" Xiao Xiao was full of doubts in her heart, and there was a big question mark on the child's head.
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