I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 874 I Miss Your Slap (First Update)

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An Lin felt like he was dead.

At that moment, he remembered running under the sunset, and he had no regrets in his life of cultivating immortals...

In the mist.

A faint medicinal fragrance came.

He opened his eyes with difficulty and found that he was lying on the bed with a fire burning medicine next to him.

"This...I'm not dead..."

He was about to get up, but as soon as he moved, his body felt like tearing pain.

"ah……!"

An Lin screamed in pain, already yelling in his heart, "You idiot Qilin, don't you know you're injured?" Why move?

His behavior is controlled, but the pain is shared.

What a hell of an experience!

"Are you awake?" At this time, a clear and pleasant voice came.

The woman wearing a beige skirt walked into the room lightly, tilted her head, and curiously looked at An Lin on the bed with her autumn eyes: "Are you Qilin?"

The demon-blooded unicorn is currently smaller, a bit smaller than a human being.

But it raised its head proudly: "Yes, I am the legendary Qilin. Woman, you saved my life, right? Then I won't care about you slapping me."

"Haha." The woman sneered, walked up to Qilin, and raised her bare hands.

"Snapped!"

A crisp, very loud slap fell again.

Qilin's face instantly became hot, and the terrifying force even stretched to his chest.

Qilin's eyes widened: "???"

"Give you another chance to organize your words." The woman smiled.

"Woman, you are playing with fire!" Qilin is a lofty mythical beast that can kill millions of people when it is angry. How could anyone dare to humiliate it like this?

Another sharp slap in the face, and the air even made a sonic boom.

"Snapped!"

Qilin felt dizzy, not only his face, but also his body was in pain.

An Lin: "???"

Qilin: "???"

"Haha, you have one last chance." The woman smiled gently, but raised her delicate palms high.

"I'm sorry! I was wrong!" Qilin lowered his head and said.

An Lin: "..."

So humiliating!

At this time, the woman's expression softened slightly and she said, "This cannot be ended with an apology. Do you know how many precious medicinal materials you destroyed in my spiritual field?"

Qilin shook his head sincerely and said, "I don't know."

"You ate a total of thirty-one of my medicinal herbs, and you have to pay for it!" the woman said.

Qilin's expression changed: "Why do you want me to compensate for the medicinal materials I took based on my ability?"

"Pah!" The fiery slap came as promised.

Qilin: "???"

An Lin: "..."

"Are you being unreasonable?" Qilin's eyes widened.

"Pah!" Another fierce slap in the face.

"You're the one who's unreasonable! I'm going to straighten your twisted moral values ​​right now!" the woman snorted coldly.

An Lin is almost in despair. One is crazy about hatred, and the other is addicted to slaps. Have you ever considered how I feel when I silently bear the slaps?

The woman glared at Qilin and said coldly: "Don't think that because you are Qilin, you can do whatever you want. If I hadn't been kind in my heart, I would have sliced ​​you up and sold you! Where would I spend money on medicine to save you?"

"By the way, in order to save you, I also used two seventh-grade fairy fruits and eighteen spiritual plants. I have to pay back these..."

The woman was still talking, but Qilin didn't dare to say any more for fear of being slapped.

The days after that were relatively uneventful.

In order to recover from his injuries, Qilin endured the humiliation and endured the heavy burden. While drinking the medicine brewed by the woman, he playfully tried to please her with a smile on his face. He was obviously very ferocious, but he made a living by being cute.

As an alchemist in the God-making realm and a monk in the God-transformation realm, the woman's medical skills were naturally not much different, and she quickly helped Qilin get through the dangerous period.

Time passes day by day.

"In the following days, you only need to drink one bowl of the medicinal ingredients I prepared every day."

"Woman, you are underestimating my ability. I don't need to take medicine anymore!"

"Pah!" The slap sounded for the 10,086th time.

"Be obedient." The woman narrowed her eyes and smiled, gentle and touching.

Qilin opened his mouth obediently.

An Lin really couldn't understand why such a gentle elder sister could be so fond of slapping her.

After the recovery, Qilin was much faster.

It also finally started its debt-paying career of taking care of the spiritual field.

Promises made cannot be fulfilled if they are not fulfilled.

The slap education on the hospital bed still taught him a lot of truth.

Qilin worked very hard in this paradise, weeding weeds, channeling vitality, gathering spirit formations, and even cutting his own Qilin blood as nourishment for spiritual plants. That operation really blinded An Lin.

The woman had a medical clinic in Linggu City. She worked during the day and came back at night to prepare medicine for Qilin to drink.

The days were uneventful, and Qilin recovered quickly from his injuries.

One night, during dinner.

"Hey, where is my medicine?" Qilin scratched his head with his paws, wondering.

The woman smiled and said to Qilin: "Congratulations, as a doctor, I announce that your body has recovered! You no longer need to take medicine!"

Qilin was stunned when he heard this, and then started laughing: "Finally, you don't need to take medicine anymore?"

"This time the Lingtian is extremely productive. You have done a great job in taking care of it. Our debts have also been cleared. You are now free and can leave!" the woman continued with a smile.

"Oh, that's great!" Kirin smiled.

It finally made it.

But it felt empty inside.

"By the way, you have good strength and talent, why are you willing to live in this small town? You should go see a wider world." Kirin couldn't help but say.

The woman shook her head and smiled: "I feel happy living here, free and away from fighting and disputes, I like this kind of life."

Kirin was stunned for a moment, not knowing what to say.

It looked at the woman under the candlelight, so gentle and beautiful, pure and unworldly.

It seemed like a big sister who had looked down on the world and was kind to others.

But it knew that the woman's slap hurt.

In fact, Kirin still had one thing he didn't understand, and he mustered up the courage to say: "When you slapped me, weren't you afraid that I, such a perfect and powerful beast, would have a bad temper and kill you in return?"

"Pah!" Another loud slap fell.

Kirin's face was burning.

The woman sneered: "You dare?"

"Sorry!" Kirin bowed his head.

An Lin: "..."

"By the way, when you go out in the future, don't bully people casually just because you are a divine beast. Be a reasonable person, understand?" the woman advised.

Qilin nodded instinctively: "Okay, I will definitely be reasonable!"

If other beasts saw that the fierce and powerful Demon Blood Qilin was so well-behaved, they would definitely be surprised.

That night, they talked a lot.

Qilin never thought that he, a divine beast that ruled a region, would talk so much with a small Divine Transformation cultivator. It felt that there were still many things to say, and it always felt that it would never be finished.

The next day, they still said goodbye.

"Woman, if someone bullies you, send me a message!" Qilin threw the message to the woman.

"Okay, don't fight in the future. You looked so miserable at that time. What if you die accidentally?" The woman advised with a smile.

Qilin nodded heavily, and then took off.

It flew farther and farther, and finally couldn't see the woman's figure, nor the appearance of the spiritual field. Finally left...

The gap between their levels is too big. If they say goodbye today, it may be a farewell forever. Ten thousand years is just a blink of an eye for a divine beast, but for a divine cultivator, it may be a life-and-death separation.

Qilin looked at the vast land in the distance and sighed softly.

After flying for a while, it couldn't help but reach out and touch its cheek.

"Alas, it's just that after this farewell, she can't slap me anymore..."

"I really miss her slap..."

Qilin's eyes were filled with sorrow, and his heart was aching.

An Lin: "???"

Uncle, did you reveal any strange habits?

"She said that I should be a reasonable person. I have done it. Now I will be a 'human' again!" Qilin nodded, and transformed into a handsome middle-aged uncle.

An Lin was shocked. Uncle, are you sure you didn't misunderstand what you said? It should be that the woman has been dealing with people too much, so she let it slip! !

"But, will there be no chance again?"

"What if she gets bullied?"

"I'm unhappy and want to tell her the truth, but I can't find anyone to talk to?"

An Lin's heart twitched when he heard this.

Qilin was still mumbling to himself.

Suddenly, its eyes lit up, and it slashed its arm with its fingers!

"Puff!" Blood spurted out!

Hiss... It hurts! The real pain came.

A huge blood mark appeared on the uncle's hand.

An Lin: "???"

"Well, I'm injured. I'll go to Miaoshouzhai to find her for treatment first."

"We have to hurry over, otherwise the wound will heal!"

The uncle turned around and flew towards Linggu City without hesitation.

An Lin: "..."

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