Chapter 881 A Deal Made Out of a Joke

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A deposit of 100 million?

This is going to cost An Lin his life!

"What's wrong?" Chang'e asked in confusion.

"Well, can you be flexible? I don't have much circulating funds for the time being." An Lin rubbed his hands a little embarrassedly.

Chang'e frowned: "How much do you have? I need a lot of money to collect materials."

"I have 5 million spirit stones in my ring!" An Lin said.

Chang'e: "..., hehe."

The woman turned and left.

"Don't! Fairy Chang'e, can you hold back on the money issue? I am such a trustworthy person, you know!" An Lin stretched out his hand to keep her.

Chang'e paused and tilted her head to say, "Whether you keep your word or not is different from whether you have financial resources."

An Lin was stunned and said, "Do you know the Four Nine Immortal Sect? I am the leader of such a big sect. Do you still not believe in my ability to make money? If you refine the magic pill, I will definitely be able to raise 100 million yuan!"

Chang'e blinked her eyes: "Four Nine Immortal Sect? The master did mention it to me a few times."

"Right, so you have to believe me..." An Lin smiled.

"The master said that your sect is frighteningly stingy. It is more powerful than the first-rate sects, and the financial resources are stingier than the third-rate sects..." Chang'e continued.

An Lin's smile froze on his face.

Damn it! It's okay for the master to mock him in front of him, but can he tell this to others?

Next time, I must deal with her seriously!

An Lin had nothing to say. He didn't have cash, and now he brought out the sect. Others still didn't believe it. What else can he do?

Just when he was desperate, Chang'e changed the subject: "However, if you can make me feel better, I might consider relaxing your deposit conditions."

"Make you feel better?" An Lin was stunned when he heard this, and then instinctively flipped through the ring, thinking about what he could give to Chang'e.

Chang'e immediately shook her head and said: "I don't need material pleasure, I'm not short of money."

An Lin was stunned again. How could he make her happy if she didn't even want this gift?

Material things are not okay? Is spiritual happiness required?

"Let me tell you a few jokes!" An Lin said happily.

Chang'e's clear and warm eyes finally had a little more brilliance: "Telling jokes? Interesting, then tell me a sad and beautiful love story."

An Lin stood there in a daze: "Then am I telling a joke or a sad and beautiful love story?"

"Well... just tell a funny and sad and beautiful love story." Chang'e pondered for a moment, and then spoke coldly.

An Lin took a deep breath.

This... who can tell him how to make such a sad and beautiful love story funny?

Just tell a joke, but Chang'e's unreasonable request has directly upgraded the joke to hell difficulty! ! !

An Lin was about to collapse. Why was life so difficult?

His mind was working quickly. For some reason, a flash of inspiration came to him and he thought of Dongfang Zhuangshi.

"Okay, then I'll tell you a sad and beautiful and funny love story." An Lin said solemnly.

Chang'e nodded, and her beautiful eyes looked at An Lin with some expectation.

An Lin continued:

The story happened in a teahouse.

Every morning, the male scholar would come to the teahouse to drink tea.

The girl who was responsible for making tea and receiving guests also recognized the scholar.

Time passed, quiet and elegant.

Meeting day after day made the two familiar with each other.

One morning.

"Miss, is there something on your mind?" The scholar pursed his lips and sipped the tea, and suddenly asked.

Girl: "Sir, are you familiar with Mr. Tang from the east city?"

Scholar: "Old friends."

Girl: "Then come with him next time."

The scholar's heart twitched, and the tea inexplicably lost its taste.

Scholar: "He doesn't like tea."

Girl: "It doesn't matter. I can learn what he likes slowly."

Scholar: "He likes me."

...

"Hahaha... How is it, isn't it very sad and funny?" An Lin laughed, and he was amused by himself.

Chang'e trembled all over, and an inexplicable blush appeared on her face.

Her eyes were rippling, and her tone was a little softer: "Sure enough, same-sex love is true love, this joke is not bad... You passed the test!"

"Hahaha... eh?" An Lin was stunned again, his eyes were blank.

The point that Chang'e got seemed to be different from his?

But no matter what, this result is always good, because Chang'e has agreed!

"Thank you, fairy Chang'e! Thank you very much!" An Lin said excitedly.

Fairy Chang'e smiled faintly: "If the Seven-Colored Divine Dao Pill goes smoothly, it will be refined within one or two years. Are you sure you can come up with enough spirit stones?"

An Lin nodded seriously: "Don't worry, I can definitely come up with it! Even if I can't, I will sell my weapons to raise it for you!"

He still has confidence in his family wealth. With so many treasures in the ring, it is not a problem to sell it for 100 million.

Chang'e nodded and said: "Okay, I will start preparing to refine the Seven-Colored Divine Dao Pill. Your five million spirit stones will be used as insurance money. If you regret it or die suddenly, this money will be used as labor loss compensation for this palace."

An Lin's mouth twitched slightly. If you want to pay the insurance money, then pay the insurance money. Can you please not say such unlucky words?

However, even though he was complaining in his heart, he still had a smile on his face, and obediently handed the five million spirit stones in the ring to Chang'e.

Okay, now please call him, penniless An!

An Lin thanked Chang'e again. This was a big favor, and it took great trust to make such a deal. After all, such things require great risks.

If you find other top alchemists and ask them to make a divine pill with a deposit of five million? They will definitely slap you and tell you to get out.

Although Chang'e also slapped him, she smiled and said, I will help you.

Look, how nice this fairy is! How kind and gentle!

"An Lin, then you make money well, I'm leaving first." Chang'e began to say goodbye.

"Fairy Chang'e, take care!"

An Lin said goodbye to Fairy Chang'e and began to return to Xiuxian United University.

Now he finally put the big plan of making money on the agenda.

This is a big plan, he has to plan it well.

At night, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse.

An Lin leaned against the windowsill and murmured, "Xiao Hong, how do you think you can make a lot of money?"

Xiao Hong yawned and said delicately, "As long as there is sunshine in this world, it will be beautiful. Why do you always think about making money? I don't need money, so of course I don't know how to make money!"

An Lin: "..."

Well, I shouldn't ask this Buddhist cultivator.

For Xiao Hong, who eats, drinks and plays every day, occasionally basks in the sun, and his realm will automatically rise when the fate is right, he is not the same as a fake immortal cultivator like him.

Xue Zhantian on the side was excited when he heard this: "Master, please join me in crushing this sky, and there will naturally be endless treasures waiting for us!!"

An Lin rolled his eyes, and this lunatic can be ignored.

Who should I find?

His eyes lit up, find Xiao Lan!

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