Chapter 875 The Injured Uncle (Second Update)
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An Lin felt that the uncle's personality was going to collapse.
From the Qilin Aotian when they first met, he became the silly and cute uncle now.
He is stupid, but the key is not to drag him into it! In order to increase the sense of substitution, what is the real pain of the arm being cut?
He is not a masochist!
By the way, there are tens of thousands of slaps, which is simply morally corrupt...
An Lin probably will never forget the slap of that woman in his life.
Miaoshouzhai.
The most famous clinic in Linggu City.
Doctor Dongfang Mengjie is not only beautiful, but also the best in the city in medical skills, so there are endless people coming to her for treatment.
Fortunately, this city is relatively small, otherwise she really can't handle it.
Today, she left a medicine by her side as usual, ready to boil it after returning home.
But soon, she came to her senses. The unreasonable guy had gone away...
Dongfang Mengjie quietly hid the medicine in the independent medicine cabinet again. It was hard to describe what kind of feeling it was.
At this time, a middle-aged uncle stepped into the door, holding his injured arm, with a panic on his face: "Doctor, save me quickly, my arm is injured!"
Dongfang Mengjie immediately prepared emergency measures when she saw this. She was sorting out the tools, and her hands paused.
She looked up and looked at the man in front of her. He looked good and unfamiliar.
These are not the main points. She wrinkled her delicate nose and glanced at the middle-aged man again.
The atmosphere suddenly became quiet.
The man's eyes were rarely evasive: "Doctor, what's wrong with you?"
"Qilin?" Dongfang Mengjie suddenly said.
The man widened his eyes: "Huh? What did you say? Reasonable, you haven't seen me, right?"
"Hehe, still reasonable... this catchphrase..." Dongfang Mengjie's eyes were like autumn water, and she suddenly smiled, like a flower that suddenly bloomed, bright and beautiful.
The man stared at the woman in a daze.
"Pa!" A familiar and hot slap fell again.
The man trembled all over. This feeling, I miss it so much!
Dongfang Mengjie put her hands on her waist, her voice was crisp, and she scolded: "Okay! It's been a short time since I left, and you deserve a beating? Going to fight again, and trying to cheat me? You should be honest and trustworthy, don't you understand? If I don't give you a few slaps, you will not remember it again!"
The man was stunned, covering his face and said in surprise: "You, how did you find me?"
"Hehe, I saved you, what does your blood smell like, how would I not know?"
Dongfang Mengjie had a little pride on her face: "When I approached you, I smelled the familiar smell in your blood, so even if you changed your appearance and hid your breath, I can still recognize your identity!"
The man was shocked, and An Lin was also shocked!
Can you distinguish identities through blood? This ability is really awesome!
Humanoid self-propelled genetic identification?
"Then... what about my hand?" The man stood there awkwardly after being recognized.
"Sit down!" Dongfang Mengjie glanced at the man unhappily, "I'll bandage you!"
The man sat down happily and stretched out his arm.
The woman touched his arm gently and deftly with both hands. The man looked at the focused look of the woman in front of him and felt that he had returned to the time in the small house in Lingtian.
She was still so serious, so gentle, and her slap was still so touching.
"By the way, who are you fighting with this time?" Dongfang Mengjie frowned and asked.
"Uh... a phoenix!" the man said.
"Phoenix? Is it beautiful?"
"I'm not interested in it! Besides, it's a male!"
"Ah? What are you talking about? I'm asking you if the phoenix is beautiful. I've never seen a phoenix, so I'm a little curious. Why are you answering that?"
"Uh... nothing!"
Dongfang Mengjie's eyes were bright, looking at the man in front of him, smiling sweetly: "I recognize you now, why are you still maintaining the appearance of a human?"
"Because... I'm afraid that my original appearance will scare others, so I'd better adapt to the local customs!" The man found a good reason for himself and seemed a little happy.
"I don't think you're scary. Also, your horn is beautiful. I like it very much. It's such a pity that it's hidden like this."
"Beautiful? I can make it appear!"
The man was a little excited. He heard a very important word, she likes it!
The strange uncle with a unicorn horn was born just like that.
Good times are always short. Soon, the uncle's arm was bandaged.
"Okay, I've bandaged it. You have to be more careful next time." Dongfang Mengjie touched the unicorn horn on the man's head, which looked like red glazed glass, with her little hand and smiled lightly.
The man nodded and felt that there seemed to be no reason to stay here any longer.
"Then... then goodbye!" The man said goodbye.
"Goodbye." Dongfang Mengjie smiled and began to treat other patients.
The uncle left.
He reached out and touched the bandage on his hand, and a satisfied look appeared on his face.
The Evil Spirit Beast Prison still had a lot of things for him to deal with. He really had to leave this time.
The uncle continued his life as a powerful beast.
One month later.
The uncle missed her.
He wanted to see her, but he couldn't find a good reason.
The uncle took out the white bandage from the ring, and suddenly a light flashed in his mind. He slashed his calf with one hand, and blood spurted out again...
An Lin: "mmp!"
Then, the two dogs and bitches met again.
The atmosphere was very harmonious, and they chatted again.
After the injury was healed, the uncle was powerful again.
Then, when the uncle wanted to see Dongfang Mengjie, he started the road of self-harm again...
The injuries can't be the same, right? Otherwise it would be too obvious.
So, An Lin personally experienced broken hands and feet, internal organs exploded, poisoning, Qi Hai injured, meridians injured, all kinds of disability-level pain...
If An Lin could control this body, he would definitely kill Dongfang Zhuangshi himself!
"Qilin, you are really seriously injured this time, can't you pay more attention to your body?" Dongfang Mengjie frowned.
"Well, I will pay attention next time." The uncle nodded, and then said, "By the way, don't call me Qilin, it's a bit weird, give me a human name."
"Human name?" Dongfang Mengjie blinked in surprise, "Well... What type of name do you want?"
"Whatever, just follow your surname." The man said.
"Take my last name..." Dongfang Mengjie's fair face flushed, and her slender jade-like hands on the table trembled slightly, "Then call me... Dongfang Zhuangshi!"
"Dongfang Zhuangshi?" The uncle took a breath of cold air.
Dongfang Mengjie smiled cunningly, with a little playfulness in her bright eyes, and explained: "Your body is always in trouble, and you want to come to me for treatment, so I will give you a name that symbolizes good wishes!"
"Think about it, Zhuangshi means strong and solid, representing a kind of vitality of life! It contains the most simple and authentic emotions, and it can also fit with life, and it is easy to understand and catchy..."
After the woman finished speaking, the expected scene of excited resistance or unyielding death did not appear.
The man actually laughed happily: "So that's how it is, the name you chose is really good, I will be called Dongfang Zhuangshi from now on!"
"Uh..." Dongfang Mengjie's pink lips opened, not knowing what to say.
An Lin was shocked, so this is how the uncle got this awesome name?
In the final analysis, it was his self-mutilation that caused the trouble! This should be acting...
"Um, Qilin." Dongfang Mengjie whispered.
"Please call me Zhuangshi!" The uncle said solemnly.
"Well, Zhuangshi..." Dongfang Mengjie slowed down and said, "Well, I opened a tea garden in the Hundred Flowers Field in the east. I go there to taste tea in my spare time. If you are interested in tea, you can also go there to drink tea every month. They are all spiritual teas and not difficult to drink."
"Be careful in the future and don't get hurt again..."
Dongfang Zhuangshi was stunned when he heard this, and then smiled gently: "Well, I will be careful in the future and try not to get hurt again!"
An Lin was so moved that he almost cried when he heard these words.
Oh my God! These two guys with thin skin and negative IQ are finally enlightened! !