Forty Millenniums of Cultivation

Chapter 2505 I Will Definitely Be Responsible!

"Ten... poached eggs?"

Li Yao was stunned for a long time, then asked, "Is there something wrong with the boxing champion's brain—a certain chip has burned out?"

"I think so."

Liuli pointed at her finger and said with self-reproach, "I'm thinking, is it my responsibility? It's because I didn't learn the maintenance and repair techniques taught by Yaolao. I don't know where I made a mistake. A key chip is broken?"

"Then did you mention it to him?"

Li Yao thought for a while, then asked, "Tell him not to go too far, even if he really has any dissatisfaction with you, he can just say it outright. Really, with Bai Chang's size, he is the number one in the evil land. Bandits, why are you so small-minded, bullying little girls?"

"I mentioned it very gently."

Liuli said aggrievedly, "I have told Mr. Boxing Champion several times that although the noodles he cooked were delicious and I was very touched and satisfied after eating them, it was too much trouble for him and took up too much of his computing power... These I said it many times, but he always turned a deaf ear to it. He also said that in order to maintain my best working condition, it is worthwhile to occupy even 5% of his computing power, and he will always strive for excellence, constantly fine-tuning materials and techniques, until In the end, a bowl of the most perfect tomato poached egg noodles in the universe is cooked, my God, this is not a question of perfection at all, okay?"

"I understand that it's a problem of too single taste."

Li Yao nodded again and again, "Even if I give you fried noodles with marinated eggs, it's fine, isn't it?"

"Yes, yes, that's it!"

Liuli nodded again and again, her big eyes as bright as Liuli flickered, "Yao still understands me, no matter how delicacies from mountains and seas can't be eaten continuously for a year and a half! I also mentioned this point to Mr. Boxing Champion very implicitly, but he He said that he changes every day, even every meal - the hardness of noodles, the ratio of flour, the variety of tomatoes, the origin of eggs, and the cooking method of soup are all changing. Cultivation, the noodles he is cooking now are rich in ninety-nine and eighty-one kinds of changes, even the sour and sweet tomato has fifteen kinds of progressive and distinct layers. Can't taste it.

"I, my tongue is almost numb, how can I taste it!"

Before the little girl finished speaking, the crystal brain on her wrist suddenly vibrated slightly, and there was a communication request to cut in.

The name that Liuli gave to the other party in the note was - Poached Egg Demon King!

The little girl froze when she saw it, and switched on the communication tremblingly. Sure enough, the inhuman metal face of the boxing champion filled the light curtain.

"Miss Liuli, where did you go?"

The boxing champion said lightly, "Come back for dinner, I have prepared a... big surprise for you!"

"Shua!"

Liuli's face turned as white as paper in an instant, and she immediately suspended the communication without thinking about perfunctory, covered her wrist and Jingnao, and asked Li Yao for help: "Old Yao, it's over, listen to the tone of the boxing champion, he is at least in tomato noodles today There are twelve poached eggs lying underneath, no, no, judging from the flickering frequency of his crystal eyes, there may be fifteen!"

"Uh, you transfer the communication to my crystal brain, and I'll talk to the boxing champion."

Li Yao lightly clicked the transfer and connection function of the crystal brain on his wrist, transferred the boxing champion's communication to his own light curtain, resumed the call, and said with a smile, "Boxing champion, hello, Liuli is here, tomorrow Aren't I going to leave, so asking her to come over for a meal is a farewell for me, hahahaha!"

The boxing champion was silent for a long time, his metal face turned black: "...Okay, I see."

"Then what—"

Li Yao scratched his head, "I'm sorry, I've been quite busy in the past half month. On the one hand, I have to deal with Xiao Ming and Wen Wen's affairs, and my own cultivation. I also need to talk with Zuo Tianying, Li Wuji, etc. For transactions, you also need to understand the operation model and core resources of the Wanjie Business Alliance, including the environment and structure of the Seven Seas Market, etc. I really don’t have time to help you repair and upgrade, you, your core chips, are you okay?"

"I am fine."

The boxing champion touched his head involuntarily—another redundant movement, "My feeling is better than ever, it's like a mysterious door in the deepest part of the database has been opened, and there are strong computing power every day It gushes out and fills me with... blazing, going-on power.

"It seems that Liuli has obtained your true inheritance, and you are even better than others in the field of repair and maintenance. I never felt so good when you took care of me personally before."

"Is that an exaggeration?"

Li Yao was dubious, "That is to say, you don't have any dissatisfaction with Liuli?"

"of course not."

The King of Boxing said, "Why do you ask that? By the way, let her come back early after dinner. After all, this is a place where star thieves gather. After identification and training, many captured star thieves have regained their freedom. Who knows if they will come back?" Will it cause trouble again? It's too unsafe!"

"This...are you thinking too much?"

Li Yao couldn't help but laugh, "Everyone knows the relationship between Liuli and you and me, who dares to touch her after eating a bear's heart?"

"Maybe I'm thinking too much, but since I made a deal with you and promised to protect her, I will definitely consider every detail in every aspect, and never let her suffer the slightest harm, even the smallest chance of harm. They were all strangled in their infancy."

The boxing champion said sternly, "I am an honest and trustworthy machine, please rest assured about this."

"Don't worry, of course I'm very relieved!"

Speaking of this, Li Yao didn't know what to say, so he changed the subject abruptly, "By the way, I heard that you have a new hobby recently. You like to cook noodles for people to eat? Hahahaha, when will you Let me taste your handicraft?"

In the light curtain, the crystal eyes of the boxing champion instantly shrank to the size of a needle tip, and the crystal brain "buzzed" at high speed for a long time, and said coldly: "I don't have it, I won't, please don't be so boring and waste my precious time and computing power."

"Why?"

Li Yao was completely confused, "What is 'boring'? Obviously, Liuli told me that you have recently become obsessed with burning noodles. It is said that the craftsmanship is pretty good!"

"Liuli is Liuli, others are others."

The boxing champion continued to say indifferently, "Liuli is my exclusive nurse, keeping her healthy and in a good mood will help improve my combat effectiveness and help me achieve the goal of 'the strongest in the universe' faster, so I I don’t hesitate to waste time and computing power to take care of her three meals a day, and others can’t help me achieve my goals, so why should I cook for others?”

Li Yao was stunned for a long time, then said: "That's not right, at least I am different from others, I am a very good craftsman, and I am also a technical expert in fighting puppets, crystal armor and even giant magic weapons. I pointed out that your original new body was replaced by me for you!

"I can also help you repair and maintain, and I can also help you continue to strengthen and become the 'strongest in the universe' as soon as possible, so you cook a perfect bowl of noodles, let me eat happily, and help you clean up your body , isn't it very reasonable and should be?"

The boxing champion was stunned, and his crystal eyes continued to enlarge.

Li Yao smiled: "Look, my logic is flawless, you have nothing to say, right?"

The boxing champion remained silent, but Jingnao made a "squeak" noise and smoke curled up.

"Hey, hey, boxing champion, you haven't fallen into some logical trap, are you in an endless loop of data?"

Li Yao's complexion changed drastically, and he kept calling, "Champion, quickly activate the cooling array and cool down the crystal brain, champ, champ!"

The boxing champion turned a deaf ear and stood still, but the steel skull kept trembling. Finally, with a "snap", the crystal brain made a dull sound, a large cloud of black smoke came out from the cracks in the steel plate, and all the light around him dimmed.

His crystal brain burned out and he was paralyzed.

The light curtain was pitch black, and the communication stopped abruptly.

"not good!"

Li Yao ran out anxiously, "The boxing champion burned himself, go and save him!"

After running for two steps, she felt something was wrong. When she looked back, Liuli stayed where she was calmly, and didn't appear to be in a hurry.

"Liuli, what's the matter?"

Li Yao was stunned, "The boxing champion's situation is not right, why are you not nervous at all."

"It's okay, Yao Lao, the boxing champion has always been like this recently, burning his clone every now and then."

Liuli said, "Don't worry, he did it on purpose, even pretending."

"What?"

Li Yao really couldn't figure it out, "He deliberately pretended that the crystal brain was burned, almost like... pretending to be dead? Why!"

"That's why I said, it must be my problem, it has damaged the boxing champion's brain!"

Liuli said worriedly, "I feel that the boxing champion has become more and more strange recently. Every time he encounters a question that he can't answer directly, or something that he doesn't want to face, he deliberately burns his own brain, or makes some smoke out. Pretending to be dead, using this method to escape.

"At first I thought it was true, and I was frightened to death. Then I realized that he was faking it. It was so angry and funny. What, he was obviously such a powerful vicious bandit and a majestic boxing champion. When you see something, you are like a child with his head covered in a quilt."

Li Yao frowned and thought for a long time.

"In this case--"

Li Yao said, "Liuli, since you don't like boxing champions, have you thought about changing jobs? I can find someone else to be the boxing champion's exclusive maintenance technician."

"I didn't say I didn't like Mr. Boxing Champion!"

Liuli jumped up all of a sudden, her cheeks were slightly red, and the index fingers of both hands were together, poking, poking, poking, poking, poking, and said in a very low voice, "Although Mr. Boxing King is sometimes immature, There are also bad habits like cooking noodles with tomato poached eggs all day long, and pretending to be dead at every turn, but, but apart from these points, he is still a very, very good person!

"What's more, these few bad problems are very likely to be caused by me. If this is the case, I can't leave Mr. Boxing Champion alone. I must continue to learn maintenance techniques, strive for perfection, and become a An outstanding and pinnacle repairman, repair the problems that I caused in the mind of Mr. Boxing Champion.

"Anyway, I will definitely be responsible to Mr. Boxing Champion!"

The little girl from the evil land, with eyes as bright as glazed glass, waved her small fists and said firmly.

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