Chapter 2498 Enthusiastic Machinery (Fourth More!)

Liu Li was stunned for a long time, and finally collapsed completely, desperately pulled out the wrench on his chest and knocked on the head of the boxing champion, screaming once knocked, screaming again after knocking, crying while crying, knocking while crying.

"It seems that I was really wrong again."

The boxing champion manipulated the steel puppet to sit cross-legged, and under the beating of Liuli's "dong dong dong dong", he held his chin and fell into thinking, "Don't rush to knock, can you tell me what's wrong? The error is written into the fault log to ensure that it will not be repeated next time."

"...Who, who asked you to pretend to be Han Te and say 'I'm sorry'?"

Liuli held the big wrench and cried, "Who cares about that annoying bastard Han Te saying 'I'm sorry', who cares about Li Jialing, that handsome and stinky man? I said it's okay, you're going to make up your own mind Healed me! What's more, it's not the real Han Te, it's not the real Li Jialing, and it's not that there is such a mature man who understands me and protects me, fake, fake, these are all fake!"

"I know it's a little too fake."

The boxing champion said seriously, "There is no way, the blue sky market has limited resources, and it is impossible to create 100% realistic psionic puppets, but I promise you, as long as you work hard for me, I will definitely collect the most expensive puppets in the entire empire." Refining a lifelike, fake puppet for you, and then covering it with the softest silicone layer, embedded with various subtle sensing chips, and its performance parameters are absolutely the same as the real Hunter.

"It's not just Han Te. If you want Li Jialing or anyone else, I can make it for you. It's no problem to make ten. Let them hang around you all day long, and I promise to treat you like the queen of the empire." Are you happy now?"

"Happy ghost!"

Liuli was so angry that she completely forgot that she was facing a fierce and fierce boxing champion. She continued to burst into tears and tapped hard with a wrench. , no matter how fake it is, it can't become real, who cares, who cares!"

"is that so?"

All the crystal eyes and indicator lights around the boxing champion dimmed, and he muttered to himself, "What is fake is fake, and it will never become real...so it was my mistake."

The puppet's shoulders gradually drooped, as if life and vitality were leaking from invisible gaps.

"Fist, boxing champion?"

Liuli just woke up from a dream, and only then did she realize what she had done, she, she, she, she was so bold as to attack the most powerful overlord in the evil land, Mr. Boxing King, she really lost her head!

Liuli panicked immediately, pinching the wrench, not knowing what to do, seeing the avatar of the boxing champion in front of him sluggishly, and looking back, all the avatars in the maintenance workshop were dimmed and sluggish, as if, as if the boxing champion had suffered a huge blow. The psychological blow is generally disheartened.

Liuli had never seen a boxing champion behave like this before, and couldn't help being flustered, and went back to the workshop and shouted, "What's wrong with you, Mr. Boxing champion, are you okay? Yes, I'm sorry, I was too excited just now, so I said no What should I say, I still hit you with a wrench, I'm dizzy, I probably really need to take a break!"

"It's okay, if you don't feel well, go and rest."

The boxing champion manipulated a new avatar to raise his head, said lightly, paused, and said again, "So, you don't like fake things, do you?"

"yes."

Liuli took it for granted, "Who would like fake things? But what's the matter? I still don't understand why the boxing champion is so depressed all of a sudden? Tell me, okay? Didn't you say that if something goes wrong, you will You have to analyze it carefully and face it bravely, I think it's not me who is in trouble now, but you!"

"Probably, it's really strange. Since I met Li Yao and you, my ability has improved a lot, but the failure rate has also become higher and higher. There are often some strange and strange failures. In the past so many years, I have never encountered it before. failure."

The boxing champion lowered his head and looked at his hands that had not been rusted and looked slightly dull, "You are right, no one likes fake things, and fake things can never become real, so if I am a fake Things, I'm... not really human."

"What's the matter?"

Liuli couldn't help laughing, and waved her hands briskly, "Everyone already knew this, you're a ghost, it doesn't matter if it's a trivial matter!"

The boxing champion said, "Aren't you afraid of ghosts?"

"What's so scary about ghosts?"

Liuli smiled through tears, "In the evil land, all the most terrible bad things are done by humans, and ghosts never harm people, let alone such a good ghost with such a sense of justice as Mr. Boxing Champion!

"Do you know, Mr. Boxing Champion, when I first met you, I was really afraid of you, because you have a good reputation, and you are a well-known gangster in the evil land! What kind of gangster, I am in Taiping City When I was in the village, I saw a lot of them, and they were all the most vicious bad guys. For their own happiness, they would do any inhumane and bad things.

"At first, I thought you were such a bad guy, so I was naturally scared to death, but after getting in touch with you, I realized that you are completely different from those bad guys. bandit!

"Also, hehe, only after in-depth contact do I know that you are not as vicious and domineering as you appear on the outside. As you said, those are all disguises and cover-ups. In order to survive in the evil land, you have to pretend to be seen by outsiders. The real one Mr. Boxing Champion, he is actually quite cute in his bones, and sometimes he is as innocent as a child!

"Sir, such a boxing champion, promised to protect me forever, whether it is a human or a ghost, what is there to be afraid of?"

"Not forever, at most protect you until the day I am destroyed."

The boxing champion corrected Liuli again, hesitated for a moment, and then asked, "But what if I am neither a human nor a ghost?"

"Why?"

Liuli's round eyes widened, "It's neither human nor ghost, what is that?"

"mechanical."

The boxing champion's voice was involuntarily tainted with a touch of sadness, "Cold machinery."

Liuli said: "What does this mean?"

The boxing champion said: "Literally, if I'm just a cold machine, will it affect our way of getting along, as well as your concentration and efficiency in working for me?"

"Well……"

Liuli scratched her head with a big wrench in distress, and wiped all the oil on her hair by the way, "Master Boxing Champion always speaks in such a strange way, talking all day long that others don't understand, I haven't read any books, growing up The environment is closed, and I don’t understand people, ghosts, machines, etc., but who treats me well and who treats me badly, of course I can tell the difference! The boxing champion will always protect me.”

"Not forever."

The boxing champion corrected Liuli for the third time, "Yes"

"oops!"

This time, Liuli interrupted him unceremoniously, "I was just saying something, why are you being so serious? In short, if the boxing champion wants to protect me forever, then of course I will always work wholeheartedly for the boxing champion and work hard every day Full, super efficient!

"Also, hey, let me point out a small mistake of yours. The machine is not necessarily 'cold'. Touch your head, how is it?

"In terms of temperature, the human body needs to be kept at 37 degrees for a long time, but the machine can work in an environment of 80 or 90 degrees or even 100 or 200 degrees for a long time, so the machine is not necessarily cold, it can be enthusiastic!"

Liuli caught the loophole in the boxing champion's speech, blinked, and smiled triumphantly.

The boxing champion involuntarily reached out to touch his head, indeed, it was so hot.

Of course, after doing this, he realized that he could use the sensing chip in the alloy skull to monitor the temperature of the crystal brain in real time without any need.

This is an unnecessary redundant action.

He's been making more and more redundant moves lately. Is there some new, major glitch that hasn't been detected yet?

"I detected that your breathing, heartbeat and sweating rate are all normal."

The boxing champion refreshed the current communication interface, regained his composure, and said coldly, "You seem to have recovered from the trauma, are you alright?"

"It seems that, being disturbed by you just now, it seems that I have really left all other things behind!"

Liuli was slightly startled, and said in surprise, after thinking for a while, she raised her finger towards the boxing champion and shook it quickly, "However, I want to tell you seriously, Mr. boxing champion, what you did just now was wrong. Allowed, you are not allowed to imitate other people's appearance and voice casually, this will cause great trouble and harm to others."

"I see."

The boxing champion said, "I promise, in the future, unless you and Hunter agree, you will never imitate Hunter casually again."

"No, it's not just Hunter, and it's not just me."

Liuli puffed up her cheeks, put her hands on her hips, like the little housekeeper of a boxing champion, and said, "Others, everyone, you can't make a big mess by imitating like this! Besides, a boxing champion is a boxing champion, an indomitable boxing champion My lord, why do you want to imitate others?"

"……good."

The boxing champion was silent for a moment, and said, "I assure you, I will never imitate anyone without their permission."

"real?"

Liuli squinted her eyes, pouted her lips, and looked at the boxing champion suspiciously, "No, the boxing champion has learned to be bad now, and occasionally deceives people. You can't just promise so lightly, why don't we pull the hook!"

The boxing champion said: "I know the folk custom of pulling the hook, but I doubt it has any guaranteed effect."

"Oh, that's not important, anyway, I just want to have a look with Mr. Boxing Champion, come on!"

Liuli became playful, and abruptly pulled the boxing champion's steel arm over, and pulled up his little finger, "Pull the hook, hang yourself, and you can't change it for a hundred years, haha, we have already pulled the hook, and the boxing champion will do what he says oh!"

"I still don't realize that this has any spiritual or spiritual effects..."

The boxing champion's crystal eyes flickered, "However, as long as you are happy and can resume a calm and efficient work, then whatever you want, have you recovered now?"

"It's fully recovered, and it's resurrected with full blood and full state!"

Liuli waved her arms and slammed her chest like a gorilla, revealing a side that can only be shown in front of a boxing champion. Unexpectedly, her stomach groaned, and the little girl's face turned red again, "No I'm sorry, Mr. Boxing Champion, I haven't eaten much these days when I'm in a bad mood, I'm a little soft, I, I'll add a can of high-energy nutrients that can be absorbed instantly and come back to work."

"no."

The boxing champion shook his head.

"Why?"

Liuli froze again.

"I've learned a lot from literature and emotion theory books. How can you eat high-energy supplements that taste like chewy food when you're just coming out of trauma? This shitty fast food will ruin your mood again. , thereby destroying your perfect working state.”

The boxing champion said, "To be on the safe side, you should have a rich and steaming meal."

"It seems to be the same."

Liuli smirked, "Well, it will take a long time, and my own cooking skills are not very good. In the past, Han Te used to say that the dishes I cook would poison people to death. Forget it, just make up for it!"

"No, your working status is related to my combat effectiveness, and even our life and death, and you can't compromise even a little bit."

The boxing champion calmly said, and after finishing speaking, he stood up and walked straight out.

Liuli: "My lord, where are you going?"

Boxing champion: "Cook."

Liuli: "Hey? Hey hey hey hey, can the boxing champion know how to cook?"

King of Boxing: "I haven't tried it, but I have downloaded 192 recipes from various genres in various worlds, taking into account various tastes, I believe it will satisfy you."

Liuli: "Give it to me, Master Boxer, Boxing Champion, do you want to cook for me?"

"That's right, I found that I used to ignore your daily life and emotional changes too much, and treat you as a cold machine, which led to your working status being too unstable. This is absolutely intolerable for us as the war is approaching. Negligence, so, from now on, I will fine-tune the way we get along with each other, and please actively cooperate, and point out any comments and suggestions in time, so that I can modify them."

After the boxing champion finished his speech without doubt, his cold eyes pierced the roof and shot into the sky, "The new way of getting along, let's start with a steaming meal! But, first of all"——

The fourth is a luxurious chapter of nearly 4,000 words!

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