Chapter 2500 Is so Eccentric
The pupils of Li Jialing and Han Te shrank at the same time, and they were shot on their backs before they had time to dodge. They managed to dodge the storm of bullets in a hurry, but a silver streamer ten times faster than the bullets fell from the sky, hitting the two teenagers viciously. hit the ground.
"oops!"
Li Jialing and Han Te exclaimed at the same time, their noses and faces swollen, and their feet on their backs.
The silver streamers converged into a tall, mighty, elegant, and shining silver battle puppet. It slowly landed between the two teenagers, with its arms outstretched, and two clusters of silver electric light condensed on its palms, preventing the two teenagers from fighting. .
"enough."
From the silver puppet, came the extremely calm and impersonal voice of the boxing champion. He slid Jingyan along the track on the steel head towards Li Jialing, "Sorry, no matter how annoying Han Te is, but Li Yao and I There was an agreement, I want to protect his safety and not allow anyone to threaten his life."
"Who wants to waste time and threaten the life of such a rotten person?"
Li Jialing wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, glanced at the boxing champion and said, "It's because he has been pestering me so hard that I don't bother to care about him. Since the boxing champion is here, I'll leave him to you, but I also advise you to discipline him well, otherwise, even if I don't want his life, sooner or later he will take his own life."
After Li Jialing finished speaking, he turned and left without looking back.
"Hey, hey, Golden Retriever"
Han Te was so angry that he was about to chase after him, but the boxing champion lightning shot him, grabbed the back of his neck tightly, lifted him back, and smashed him to the ground.
"You are enough."
The boxing champion said, "You are not Li Jialing's opponent at all. If you catch up, you will only put yourself in unnecessary life-threatening situations. I will not let anyone do this, including yourself."
"Then help me beat him up!"
Han Te scrambled to his feet, like a cockroach that couldn't be beaten, and spit at the back of Li Jialing, who was receding, "Master Boxing Champion, everyone is born in a bad land, you are definitely on my side Bar?"
"Yes, I'm on your side."
The King of Boxing said, "But it's only limited to protecting your life and safety, and it doesn't include helping you take the initiative to cause trouble, and I think what Li Jialing said is very reasonable. You have been too arrogant recently, or you have been subjected to turbulent changes. Dazed mind, both thinking and psychology, are in an extremely unstable state.
"This much ado about nothing and domineering state will greatly increase your chances of encountering danger, and it will also greatly increase the difficulty for me to protect you. Therefore, I suggest that you should also change your personality and lifestyle a little bit."
"I make a lot of trouble out of nothing, domineering?"
Han Te's eyes widened, and he looked at the boxing champion with disbelief, "Master boxing champion, even you think it's my fault, I'm too arrogant, am I annoying?"
The boxing champion thought for a moment, and said: "I don't like to make moral judgments on human beings, and what you did has nothing to do with me, but from the perspective of protecting your life and safety, your recent behavior is indeed quite arrogant and annoying. It's disgusting, I know that many people are secretly preparing to beat you up together, if you don't change, it's really like what Li Jialing said, it's not surprising that you will kill yourself."
"Even the boxing champion is on the side of that golden-haired boy, that rich man?"
Han Te stepped back three steps, he couldn't believe his ears, his face was swollen to the extreme, and he was struggling to show a smile that was not a smile, and a cry that was not a cry. After rubbing his teeth for a long time, he finally burst out, "Yes , I am arrogant, I am arrogant, I am domineering, so what!
"Since I was born in the evil soil until now, I have always been a little cockroach, no matter how hard my life is, wouldn't I be trampled to death by a strong man?
"I have lived in this kind of environment of fear and anxiety, life and death in a flash since I was a child. Every second I have to struggle to survive the next second. No one has ever given me a chance to be arrogant, a chance to be arrogant!
"Only here, only during this short period of time to the Big White Star Bandit Group and the Blue Sky Market, I finally managed to be a little arrogant. I'm not like you, Mr. Boxing Champion, you are a big shot, you, Yao Lao and Bai Boss , you are all majestic and tyrannical big shots, if you want to be arrogant, you can be arrogant at any time, if you are not arrogant today, you can be arrogant tomorrow.
"But I am just a small person, the most humble person, if I am not arrogant today, maybe I will die tomorrow, I will be beaten to death in the vacuum of the universe, and not even a single bit of bone residue will be left behind!
"Why don't I go to be happy and arrogant? Who knows where my tomorrow is, who knows!"
Han Te was like a madman, dancing with his hands and feet, howling and crying at the same time. In the end, he couldn't stop howling, but the excited tears still flowed freely on his swollen face.
"I'm so scared, I'm so afraid that I didn't do anything, just died in obscurity, like so many people in the evil soil and the stars! I'm not afraid of death, I just want more people to remember me, Remember my Hunter's name..."
The wicked boy buried his head deeply between his arms and legs, shrugged his shoulders for a while, and finally let out a muffled voice, "My lord, has my performance been really bad in the past half a year?"
Boxing champion: "Yes."
Hunt: "Did I really disappoint a lot of people?"
Boxing champion: "Yes."
Han Te: "Am I really inferior to Li Jialing, not even a single finger of this golden-haired narcissist?"
Boxing champion: "In every way, yes."
Han Te: "Hey, hey, Mr. Boxing Champion, you don't need to be so direct, can't you say a few nice words to comfort my wounded heart?"
King of Boxing: "Although your recent performance has been terrible, and you are completely inferior to Li Jialing, fortunately, there are still people who can save you. Speaking of which, I may have made a mistake. I shouldn't entrust you to Boss Bai easily. An excellent fleet commander and a superb star thief, but not a qualified life mentor, next, I will have in-depth communication with Boss Bai to change the way of training you."
Han Te was overjoyed, and raised his pig's head again, with hope in his eyes: "Then, as long as I change my body from this moment and start a new life, I hope to achieve great success within ten years and beat that golden-haired narcissist hard, yes Bar?"
Boxing champion: "Uh... I hope there will be, but you really have to be strict with yourself and practice the craziest. In addition, regarding your private life, it is best to be restrained."
"Why?"
Han Te was puzzled, "What does this mean?"
"I'm definitely not trying to interfere with your private life. You know my identity. I don't care about these things at all."
The boxing champion said lightly, "Just to remind you, a little restraint is good for everyone, and Liuli won't be so sad."
"What?"
Han Te poked his ears hard, "I, I seem to have been beaten by that golden-haired narcissist, and I can't hear clearly. What did the boxing champion say at the end... What's wrong with Liuli?"
"nothing."
The boxing champion was silent for a moment, "You heard it wrong. In short, keep your private life in check and don't make it known all over the city, understand?"
"oh."
Han Te rubbed his nose and said casually, "I'll try my best!"
"...as much as possible?"
The boxing champion's eyes flickered and he fell into deep thought. After a while, he approached Han Te expressionlessly.
"Crack, click, click, click", the two mechanical arms disassembled, revealing all kinds of gleaming surgical instruments.
Han Te shuddered, and sensed a strong crisis from the other party's cold eyes, and screamed in fright: "Master Boxing Champion, what's the matter, you, you don't want to hit me, do you? You can't hit me, you It's to protect me, you can't hurt me!"
"Yes, of course I won't hurt you, but I will protect you wholeheartedly and with all my strength."
The boxing champion changed into an extremely gentle tone, and said, "I want to protect you from any threats including viruses."
"Virus?"
Hunter froze, "W-what virus?"
"Viruses of all kinds, especially fungi, bacteria, and viruses from too much of a messy private life."
The boxing champion's right arm disintegrated, and he swung it away like a long whip, and pulled Han Te's pants forcefully, "Given your performance in the past, I judge that your lower body is under great threat from various germs. For your safety, I will help you carry out a comprehensive disinfection."
"The lower body, fully disinfected?"
Han Te's face was pale, and when he saw the disinfection equipment slowly stretched out by the boxing champion's left hand, he became more frightened and screamed, "What is that thick and long steel needle for? It's too exaggerated!"
"It is used to disinfect the inner wall."
The boxing champion firmly fixed Han Te on the ground in the shape of "太", and explained, "If you want to disinfect a water pipe, the outer shell is only second, and the inner wall is the key point, right?"
"ah!"
Han Te was about to answer, but he was so painful that he couldn't speak, he just cried out with tears, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
He screamed for three full minutes and turned into a boiled shrimp before the champion stopped moving.
"Okay, your small water pipe is spotless and shiny as new, and will not be threatened by any viruses and bacteria for the time being."
The King of Boxing said, "However, if you continue to go out and flirt, there is still a high probability that you will be invaded again by viruses and bacteria, so next, I will judge whether you need to receive new preventive treatment based on your lifestyle. In addition, fully disinfected."
"I was wrong."
Han Te was so angry that he clutched his stomach and kept convulsing, "I really know I was wrong, brother!"
"very good."
The boxing champion nodded, and suddenly changed the topic, "By the way, do you know what Liuli likes to eat the most?"
"ah?"
The weird question made Han Te forget for a moment the pain in his lower body like a comet hitting a meteorite, "What's going on?"
"I didn't ask her about her usual taste, but what kind of food would surprise her as soon as she ate it, like..."
The boxing champion searched the database, "It's like the book said, the sun can rise from the heart, and the sun blooms like an umbrella, and there are flowers blooming on the umbrella?"
Han Te's hairs were about to shake off: "Well, what's the way to describe it, Mr. Boxing Champion, you...have you had a brain virus?"
"No, I just want to give Liuli a surprise, so that she can maintain the most perfect working condition and polish my body well."
The boxing champion stared at Han Te, "Is there a smell that is best hidden in the depths of her memory, even she herself has forgotten."
The inhuman look in Han Te's eyes made Han Te shudder coldly, he covered his stomach even tighter, and stammered: "...Yes, Liuli likes to eat the soft-boiled poached egg noodles cooked by her mother the most. Put two poached eggs, one spread out on top and the other deeply buried at the bottom.
"Eggs are the most precious ingredients on the evil soil. Because they are not convenient for airdropping and are easily broken, her mother will only cook them for Liuli on her birthday. The poached egg buried below is a 'surprise'. Every time Liuli eats very happily.
"However, since her mother passed away, no one has done it for her. Even if it is done, at most one poached egg can be put on top. How can there be a second one buried underneath?"
"Understood."
The boxing champion got up and left thoughtfully, "I'm leaving, you are seriously injured, go to the medical room and get some medicine."
"Where can I walk?"
Han Te wanted to cry without tears, and tremblingly said, "My lord, brother, can't you carry me on your back?"
"cannot."
The boxing champion coldly refused, "I'm going back to cook Liuli's soft-boiled poached egg noodles to heal her trauma. She was seriously injured. As for your small injury, you can't die. I scanned and there is no deadly thing around. Threat, you can move slowly to the medical room step by step by yourself."
"Burning noodles... small injuries... can't die..."
Han Te lowered his head with difficulty, looked at his bruised, bruised and swollen body, and said with grief and indignation, "My lord, Mr. Yao entrusted Liuli and me to you to protect us. The gap is too great! You are not so partial, are you?"
The boxing champion had already gone two steps. Hearing this, he turned back, squatted in front of Han Te, and nodded squarely.
"yes."
The boxing champion said seriously, "I'm just so biased."