Chapter 796 Two Fingers

Shameless!

Xia Tian is really shameless.

He almost fell to the ground before he could even jump up at a distance of thirty centimeters. After finally climbing up, he even asked for Red Bull.

The beauty in black stockings completely collapsed.

Those people in the audience also wanted to rush forward and kick Xia Tian's feet.

There are black lines all over the forehead of Jiangnan's ten elders.

"Idiot!" Mei Zhu said with both swords.

"What is this guy doing? Did he accidentally block my punch just now?" The old monster from the poisonous sect also began to be confused. He even suspected that he made a mistake just now, so this guy was okay.

Chen Qing on the stage was almost speechless: "Are you sure you want to fight?"

"Fight! Of course I have to fight. I tell you, don't underestimate me. When I was fifteen years old, I could already punch Nanshan Nursing Home and kick Beihai Kindergarten. In recent years, I have almost no opponents in our village. "Xia Tian said very seriously.

mean! Shameless!

This is what those in the audience said about him.

Moreover, the Dragon Slayer Conference is selecting the leader here.

The people here are all the top masters, but he is only good in the village, and he still has almost no opponents, which means that he is not invincible in the village.

"Go down!" People in the audience kept shouting.

"Tch, I know you must be jealous of my handsomeness!" Xia Tian glanced at the people in the audience with great disdain.

He slowly sat up.

Xia Tian took out a mirror directly from his pocket. The moment he opened the mirror, he directly covered his left eye and rolled on the ground. Seeing his appearance, everyone was stunned because They had no idea what had just happened.

Xia Tian just looked in the mirror.

"Oh my god, it hurts me so much. I just took one look at myself in the mirror and one of my eyes was blinded." Xia Tian directly took out an eyepatch and covered his left eye.

After hearing his words, the people below were almost ready to curse, and all the masters were completely speechless.

They are now completely sure that Xia Tian is definitely a happy little girl.

"Hey, this is a martial arts contest." Chen Qing could hardly bear it anymore.

"Of course I know this is a competition, otherwise why would I come up here? I'm ready and can start." Xia Tian said seriously.

Seeing Xia Tian getting ready for battle so quickly, the people in the audience were stunned. They began to wonder if Xia Tian was pretending to be like this on purpose just now.

Chen Qing has lost his patience.

The famous sword Tianque in his right hand swept directly. His sword was very fast. If it hit him this time, Xia Tian's head would be cut off directly.

Uh-huh!

It didn't hit!

Everyone's face was full of disbelief.

Even Chen Qing was slightly stunned, as his sword did not hit the opponent so quickly.

"Oh, why are the shoelaces still untied?" Xia Tian was squatting there tying his shoelaces.

When he was done, he stood up and said: "Okay, I'm ready this time, you can start."

Hearing Xia Tian's words, everyone didn't know what to say. Everyone thought that he had successfully dodged Chen Qing's sword just now, but they didn't expect that Xia Tian actually squatted down to tie his shoelaces. I don’t know that the other party has drawn a sword.

In other words, he was lucky enough to report it.

"Damn, this guy is so good. He can even tie his shoelaces and avoid Chen Qing's sword."

"How can such a person get the confidence to come on stage?"

"Get down quickly!"

The people in the audience were very dissatisfied. They thought that Xia Tian had no real ability and was just a tease.

"I don't know him!" The beauty in black stockings looked at Xia Tian with a look of disgust.

The ten elders from Jiangnan also kept shaking their heads. A good dragon-slaying conference would turn into a farce. This guy didn't come to compete at all, he just came to act in a skit.

Plum and Bamboo Swords couldn't even be angry with Xia Tian anymore, because the two of them had been completely crushed by Xia Tian.

"I was actually blocked from an attack by such a person. It's really embarrassing." The old monster from the Poison Sect felt very embarrassed.

Xia Tian looked at Chen Qing very seriously and said: "I will go crazy with you, go crazy with you, and hit the wall with you. Come on, I'm ready."

Chen Qing was really angry this time.

After all, he is a master, and he has actually been on stage with such a tease for such a long time. He swept across with his sword again, faster than before.

"I'm coming!" Xia Tian shouted.

boom!

Xia Tian's body fell directly to the ground, and Chen Qing's sword didn't hit anything.

"MD, it hurts me so much." Xia Tian rubbed his nose, and then crawled back. Everyone saw that his right shoelace was actually hung on the wood, which meant that he had rushed out just now. Just in time I tripped.

Can actually be tripped.

I'm afraid this doesn't even have Huang-level strength.

But everyone thought again that although he tripped and fell, he miraculously dodged Chen Qing's sword.

"Are you going to fight or not?" Chen Qing was about to collapse.

This guy can actually trip over his shoelaces.

"Wait! Don't be anxious." Xia Tian sat on the ground and pulled out the shoelaces from the piece of wood. Then he sat there and looked at Chen Qing and said, "Can I have a meal first and then fight?" ?”

"No!" Chen Qing said coldly.

"How about a drink of water?" Xia Tian asked again.

"No way!" Chen Qing looked at Xia Tian angrily and said.

"Then I can take a pee, right?" Xia Tian continued to ask.

"Are you done yet?" Chen Qing was almost furious with Xia Tian. He wished he could just kill the guy in front of him with a sword.

"Then let me move around! Warm up. You see, those people from the Olympic Games warm up first." After Xia Tian said that, he immediately started doing sit-ups, push-ups, trotting and leg stretching.

His actions caused those around him to collapse, and this time they really collapsed.

This was a competition, and it was a competition between masters. The opponent was the apprentice of Nansha Weiguang, one of the four great masters in China. He actually compared it to the Olympics.

"Damn it, I'm warning you, I have a bad temper." Chen Qing looked at Xia Tian angrily.

"Then let's change it!" Xia Tian took out a pair of transparent gloves and put them on his hands directly.

"I'll change your sister!" Chen Qing struck down with a sword. The famous sword Tianque in his hand was as fast as lightning. If this sword struck, Xia Tian would be split into two halves.

Dang!

Two fingers.

Everyone looked at those two fingers, their faces filled with disbelief.

At this time, Chen Qing's famous sword Tianque was actually pinched by two fingers.