Chapter 813 Not the Most Shameless
When they heard this voice, the faces of those in the Literature and Art Department were filled with joy.
Because they all know who this voice belongs to.
As long as this voice appears, no matter how big the problem is, it can be solved.
"Who, who is so unqualified?" Those experts said very dissatisfied.
"Mr. Expert, I have a very serious question. Can you answer me?" Xia Tian looked at the expert and asked. He, Ye Qingxue and Bing Xin walked out from behind the crowd.
"What's your question, just ask it." Those experts said very proudly.
They think they are experts, but what is an expert? That is omniscience and omniscience.
Even if they don't know, they can pretend to know, because no one else knows those questions, so what they say will become the answer.
"If you eat watermelon in hot weather, should you put it in the refrigerator?" Xia Tian looked at the experts and asked.
Put watermelon in the refrigerator?
This question seemed very simple, but the experts frowned one by one. For them, the simpler the question, the more troublesome it was to answer it, because they believed that the other party would never ask such a simple question.
So they have to do their research well.
Their research lasted five or six minutes.
"We have studied that it is not allowed to put watermelon in the refrigerator on hot days, because leaving it in the refrigerator for more than five minutes will destroy the vitamins ABCDEFG in it." The expert concluded.
"Oh, so that's it." Xia Tian said with admiration: "But experts, do you have any common sense in life? Who eats watermelon on a hot day to supplement vitamin ABCDEFG?"
"This means you don't understand science anymore. No matter how much I tell you, you still won't understand." Those experts were very embarrassed by what Xia Tian said, but they still said with a strong face.
The people around him almost stopped laughing.
"As expected of an expert, he is knowledgeable. I have another question, which is about the acceleration of gravity in physics. I heard others say that as long as there is a high enough height, even pieces of paper and water droplets can penetrate the human head. Yes Is that so?" Xia Tian asked puzzledly.
"There is no need to discuss this issue. It is natural. Gravity acceleration can penetrate everything." Those experts said very casually. Even elementary school students can understand this problem, so naturally it will not be difficult for them.
"Oh, you are indeed an expert. Experts have never been exposed to rain." Xia Tian suddenly realized.
Hearing Xia Tian's words, the people around them couldn't bear it any longer. They all laughed. Hearing the laughter around them, the experts felt their faces heat up. Now they finally understood that the person in front of them was not real. To ask them questions is to insult them.
"Damn it, you actually dare to insult our experts. If you people don't hand over the painting, we will ask the police to assist." This is the method that those experts like to use the most.
Use force to force someone to hand over something.
"This thing has no value to us, but we just don't want to hand it over. What do you think we should do?" Xia Tian looked at the experts with a smile on his face and asked.
"Huh, let me tell you, there is nothing we can't get if we want it." The leading expert said coldly. At the same time, four security guards came out from behind him. It means taking action.
"No one can take away the things I don't want to hand over." Xia Tian still said with a smile on his face.
His smile was casual, as if he didn't see the other four security guards.
"You four, get the things down for me. The police won't come for a while. We are people with documents." The expert said to the four security guards.
As soon as Bing Xin heard that the other party wanted to do something, she walked forward directly. All the people from the Art Department also came over. A boy from the Art Department who was familiar with her in the summer walked up directly: "What are you going to do? What do you want?" Fighting and bullying, there are so many people here, let’s all comment together.”
"What are you four standing around for? Take it." The expert said loudly. The four security guards walked forward directly. They pushed the boy from the Arts Department directly. The boy from the Arts Department was about to stand up to comment. .
Xia Tian directly pressed him to the ground and gave him a wink.
"Oops, someone was beaten, an expert beat someone." Xia Tian shouted loudly, and all the blood that he got out of nowhere in his hand fell on the mouth of the boy from the Literature and Art Department.
The boy from the Literature and Art Department heard what Xia Tian said.
Ahem! !
"I feel like I'm going to die. I suffered internal injuries and I can't survive. Everyone must make the decision for me. Even if I file a lawsuit with the Central District, you must make the decision for me." The boy from the Arts Department coughed every time Can cough up blood.
And he acted as if he was terminally ill.
"Killing, experts killing." Xia Tian shouted again.
"Don't yell, he fell down on his own." The security guards hurriedly explained.
"Ah! I'm going to die."
The boy in the art department started foaming at the mouth.
"Heaven and earth, where is the law of heaven and where is the law? We are just a group of students. We are treated like this just because we study well and draw good posters. Is there any law in this? Is there a law?" Xia Tian shouted loudly. After hearing his words, the people around him really felt like they were being bullied.
"Don't yell. Didn't you just push it? How could it be so serious? Let me go and have a look." After that, the expert came over.
"What are you going to do? Kill people and silence them? You are too cruel. Students, you have to make the decision for us. Don't let him get close to our classmates, otherwise they will definitely kill people and silence them. Then they will use the words of experts. Our classmate died of natural causes, so that's bad. They are experts anyway, and no one else dares to refute what they say." Xia Tian's words made the already enthusiastic students around him feel full of justice.
Behind Xia Xia, Ye Qingxue and Bing Xin were dumbfounded. They didn't expect that after not seeing each other for a few days, Xia Xia would become even more shameless. In the past, Xia Tian always liked to do things wherever he went, but it was different now. His moves were more direct than before. It's even more fun to hit someone.
Bing Xin originally thought that she could still show off her talents, but it turned out to be like this. Even if Xia Tian's acting skills won her an Oscar, there would be no problem at all.
The boy from the Arts Department lying on the ground also had very good acting skills. He would do whatever Xia Tian said.
"The police are here."
Just then, someone from behind the crowd shouted.
"What's going on? Who is making trouble at Jianghai University?"