Chapter 815 I Am Mentally Ill

This man seemed to be of mixed race, and he was not dressed like a Chinese. He was dressed very gentlemanly, as if he gave people a sense of nobility. He was also very polite, half-bowing, but he extended his right hand. He went to hold Ye Qingxue's hand, as if he was going to give her a hand kiss.

Bo!

There was a slight smile on the man's face. Although the kiss felt oily, he had already opened the door.

"Oh, you kissed me away from all the oil on my hands." Xia Tian looked at the man with a look of disgust. His hands had just eaten all kinds of roast chicken, roast duck, pig's trotters, pork knuckles, etc. , all a mixture of various foods.

The man's face changed, and he saw that Ye Qingxue's hand had not been raised at all, which meant that it was the man's hand that he just kissed.

As soon as he saw the man's hands covered with various oils, he felt particularly sick.

He actually kissed the oil just now. He quickly took out a high-end handkerchief from his pocket and wiped his mouth.

"Oh my God, can I still have this hand? It's so disgusting." On the other side, Xia Tian looked at his left hand with a look of disgust, as if he wanted to chop off his left hand directly: " It’s really disgusting. It opens the door to disgusting people. It’s so disgusting.”

Xia Tian picked up a tissue and kept wiping his hands. His hands were all red, but he was still wiping them there.

"It's so disgusting. Where is my knife? No, this hand was grabbed by a pig, I can't take it anymore." Xia Tian said loudly.

After the man glanced at Xia Tian, ​​he looked at Ye Qingxue again: "You look a lot like my ex-girlfriend."

It’s a very old-fashioned way to strike up a conversation, but it depends on who is using it.

If Nicholas Zhaosi said this to a beautiful woman like you, you would definitely be slapped in the face, but this man is very confident in his charm and grace, and he believes that his words can definitely impress her.

"Wow, you look a lot like that fool from our village." Xia Tian looked at the man with surprise.

"No quality!" After the man glared at Xia Tian, ​​he looked at Ye Qingxue again: "Madam, can I invite you to have dinner? I know a very good Western restaurant, just outside the school."

"That was driven by me." Xia Tian sat there and said lightly.

"Only you? Have you ever entered a Western restaurant? That Western restaurant was completely built on the scale of the British royal family. Are you worthy of entering that kind of place?" The man glanced at Xia Tian with great disdain. After looking at it, I found that summer clothes were too casual, just the kind of clothes that couldn't be put on the table.

Such a person actually dares to say that he owns that kind of restaurant.

This is simply too shameless.

"Eighty percent of the buildings outside Jianghai University now belong to me." Xia Tian said very casually. He took a kitchen knife from somewhere and was gesturing with his left hand, as if he really wanted to chop it. It's like losing your left hand.

"You are either suffering from delusions or suffering from mental illness." The man thought that Xia Tian was a mentally ill person.

"You can see this, you are so witty." Xia Tian looked at the man with admiration and said: "I have seen two people as witty as you before, and they were all seen in the same report."

"Say Jin Jong-un announced: North Korean astronauts will land on the sun in 10 years! An American reporter asked: How can the sun go up when the temperature is so high? There was a sudden silence. No one knew how to answer. At this moment, General Kim said slowly : Let’s go when it gets dark! Suddenly the whole audience burst into thunderous applause. Ao Bama, who was watching the live TV broadcast, sneered and said to his colleagues around him: “Boy, there is no sun at all when it gets dark! Thunder also sounded in the White House. Such applause!!”

"These two people are the smartest I have ever seen. You seem to be smarter than them." Xia Tian looked at the man with admiration.

The man didn't feel anything when he first listened, as if he was hearing a joke. But what Xia Tian said later made him completely angry. He understood that the guy in front of him was insulting him in a different direction.

How could he bear this?

Especially in front of a beautiful woman, how could he possibly endure it.

"How dare you scold me? Do you know who I am?" The man suddenly put aside his gentlemanly demeanor and looked at Xia Tian with an angry face.

"It's not good for you to be like this." Xia Tian persuaded.

"What does my happiness have to do with you?" The man's face was full of anger.

"It's easy to suffer a loss outside with a temper like yours." Xia Tian said.

"I told you that I have a bad temper." The man wanted to kill Xia Tian directly.

"Change it!" Xia Tian said very casually.

"What if I don't change?" The man looked at Xia Tian coldly.

Uh-huh!

A kitchen knife was placed on his neck: "Can you change it?"

Cold sweat suddenly broke down on the man's forehead. The knife was struck too quickly, and the knife was already close to his neck. He felt that all his hairs were cut off by the kitchen knife.

This sudden scene startled him immediately.

He didn't expect that the other party would do it as soon as he said it, and he would use a kitchen knife.

This thing is very dangerous.

He thought for a while and felt that a good man would not suffer the immediate consequences. Let this matter be like this for now. He would find someone to come over later to take revenge: "It can be changed, it can be changed!"

"Isn't this right? I'm mentally ill and killing people is not a reward for my life!" Xia Tian put down the kitchen knife, sat there and started eating again.

Bing Xin felt that she loved Xia Tian so much that she could pretend to be so handsome even if she pretended to be mentally ill.

This is simply awesome.

The man ran away in despair.

"You!" Ye Qingxue shook her head helplessly. Wherever Xia Tian went, things were inevitable. Problems that could have been solved by just talking, he insisted on being so violent, and even held a kitchen knife.

"A gangster knows martial arts and no one can stop him. A gangster understands culture. Do you think you are afraid of it or not? I am a senior gangster who knows martial arts and understands culture." Xia Tian said very proudly, and then he continued to eat.

The food appearance in summer is as ugly as it can be.

But as the old saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As long as he likes you, no matter how you are, even if you are a foot-picking guy, he will still think you are handsome. If he doesn't like you, even if you drive a BMW, he will still think you are handsome. Very ugly.

Bing Xin was like this at this time. Although Xia Tian was eating in such a mess, she just felt that Xia Xia was so handsome and cool that it was beyond comparison.

In less than ten minutes, Xia Tian was finished.

Just when they were about to leave.

"Humph, you haven't left yet, just in time." More than ten people appeared at the door, and the person leading them was the gentleman man just now.