My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 365 Can I Knock You To Death?

Laughing wildly last night caused the dog to bark. This is Chen Fang's black history. When he got up to eat in the morning, Wenren was making fun of him and sprayed him in the face. Chen Fang became angry on the spot, opened his mouth and moved his hands together , the wind swept away, and they ate all the food on the table, and the innocent Jimo and others were affected, so they could only make another one with black lines all over their heads.

After dinner, Chen Fang went for a walk in the city, of course not for a stroll, but to find the place where the statue of God was hidden in the old glory.

Now that the plan to destroy the former glory has been decided, then all things cannot be expected from the Wild Beast. Even if the challenge the day after tomorrow can win everyone, the Wild Beast may not believe his words. These two days cannot be wasted. Don't do anything, just have to look for it.

Chen Fang wore a mummy suit and rode an electric car around the streets and alleys of the red soil city. He felt that there was no newly dug ground in the remote places, because the experience of the starry sky arena made him feel that it was difficult for believers of gods and Like the Lord of Disaster, there is a high probability that he buried the statue in a remote place.

After wandering around for a day, Chen Fang didn't find anything, but picked up some money, and because of his weird attire and sneaky behavior, he was almost caught by the patrol and sent to prison.

When it was time for dinner, when Chen Fang returned to his residence, he was greeted by the ugly faces of three women.

Wen Ren: "I know how to go out and fool around all day long. I don't know if there is a need for someone in the store?"

Jimo: "At least tell us next time you go out."

Charming: "Little brother, don't you think you're a bit too old for entrusting us with all the work in the shop?"

Chen Fang said cheekily, "I'm injured and need to recuperate."

"Believe it or not, I've beaten you to the point where you're paralyzed?" Wenren was furious.

What the hell, the injured person goes out for a walk all day?

Jimo knew Chen Fang better, and she said, "Did you go to find the statue by yourself?"

"You still understand me." Chen Fang gave a thumbs up.

"Did you find it?"

"No, although Red Soil City is not big, I can't find it all by myself." Chen Fang shook his head.

"Then what are you looking for, why not stay at home and help dispose of the acquired mutant beasts." Wenren said.

"Didn't it mean business was bad?"

"After you agreed to the challenge, the business picked up again." Charming said.

When Chen Fang heard this, he immediately felt that the orcs were too real.

"Dinner isn't ready yet, go and wash today's dishes." Charming pulled Chen Fang to the place where there were piles of dishes, took out a rag and stuffed it in Chen Fang's hand and said.

Chen Fang was not happy.

do the washing up? Others go abroad to wash dishes, so I come to another world to wash dishes.

"I still have bandages on my hands." Chen Fang pointed out the black and white bandages on his hands.

Charming gave Chen Fang a white look: "You wear these two bandages every day, are your hands disabled every day? Don't think I don't know that your hands are not burned at all."

"Hurry up and wash, you don't need to do other things. You can take care of washing dishes and dealing with mutant beasts later."

"Why, it's fine to deal with mutant beasts, but why should I wash the dishes by myself?" Chen Fang resolutely objected.

Everyone knows how troublesome it is to wash dishes. In Chen Fang’s previous life, he was at his parents’ house. There were only a few dishes in his family of four, and he found it extremely troublesome. willing.

Charming stretched out her palm in front of Chen Fang and said, "Touch it."

The second monk Chen Fangzhang couldn't figure it out, he looked at Meimei suspiciously and didn't know what she meant, but Meimei kept beckoning Chen Fang to do it, so the kindness was hard to bear, Chen Fang held Meimei's palm in his heart and touched it excitedly I squeezed it up.

Wow, so white, so slippery, so soft, is this a woman's hand?

Chen Fang indulged in touching the beautiful suet-white jade-like palm with slender fingers. If it wasn't for his facial paralysis, his expression might be so wretched.

Brother, your elder brother, I touched a woman's hand, and it was the hand of a beautiful woman, hahaha.

Didn't you say that I may not even be able to touch a woman's hand in my life, so I can only wait for the next life? Did you see me... I really will touch a woman's hand in my next life!

The brother Chen Fang thinks of is his own brother in his previous life. He often says that if Chen Fang stays at home, if he doesn’t go out for a walk, he will never find a girlfriend or touch a woman’s hand in his life. If he wants to realize it, he can only wait for the next life , it turned out to be really hit by his younger brother, and Chen Fang felt a little dull for a while.

Seeing Chen Fang's eyes change and his hands stopped moving, Mei Mei felt a little strange and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, why did you ask me to touch my hands? Are you trying to seduce me? Stop dreaming, I'm not such a casual person, don't use this trick to fool me into washing the dishes, there's no way." Chen Fang looked at it seriously Said charmingly and solemnly.

Mei Mei spat at Chen Fang, and then said with a little coquettish: "Little brother, you think too much, the reason why I let you touch my hands is to say that you don't think that if these hands are rough because of washing dishes Wake up, you don't feel sorry."

"What's the pity? If you don't give it to me, what's the use? If it's rough, it's rough."

"It's a pity that my hands are rough. What should I do if my skin becomes bald due to calluses when I use it in the future? It will be troublesome if my girlfriend becomes rough." Chen Fang said solemnly.

"..."

"Can I knock you to death?" Veins popped out on Mei Mei's forehead, and her palms turned into fists.

With your attitude, you can only be good at being a girlfriend for the rest of your life.

"I'm just kidding, I wash it as soon as I get angry. I'm in my thirties and I don't know how to control my emotions. Anger can easily make people old." Chen Fang said whatever he wanted without any scruples.

After hearing this, Charming couldn't help showing a big shield, which directly stuck to Chen Fang's face.

Don't you know that you can't mention the words age and aging in front of women? It's so annoying.

Charming's favorability towards Chen Fang plummeted.

...

In the depths of the laterite plain, where there were originally rocky hills

The female Saltwind Titan, who had been standing still for several days, finally moved and took heavy steps towards a certain direction. The male Saltwind Titan followed her footsteps, and the two giants, one big and one small, slowly disappeared. In the night.

After the two titans left, several heads protruded from a crack in the nearby ground, among which a bald head and a chicken coop head were very conspicuous.

"Master Tiangu, are you sure the thing will work?" the bald man asked as he looked at the back of the Saltwind Titan.

Jiwotou said confidently: "It's absolutely fine, as long as they dare to eat the food we proudly prepared, they will definitely be stunned. I used very rare and rare Drunken God Flower and Dragon's Saliva to prepare the best food." Strong anesthetic, even the ancient gods will be unconscious after taking it, there will be no accidents, don't worry."

These two people are the masters of Bali and Tiangu who have gone back and forth.

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