My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 388

The legend of the eternal contract is a contract generated by the rules of the world that appeared after the first intelligent creature appeared.

The subject of the contract is just a sentence "keep the promise". The content of the contract is self-written but not scribbled. The content must be fair and there are no loopholes to take effect. The price that the other party thinks is acceptable will be established.

"What if he is unwilling or forced?" Chen Fang asked.

"Do you think my aunt was willing?" Gong Xiaobai asked back.

The contract can check whether there are any loopholes in the written content, but it cannot detect the emotions of the person who signed the contract.

After the two parties confirm the content, write the contract with their real names in their own blood, and those who violate it will be nailed to the pillar of shame in heaven and earth, and will be present in the place where all intelligent creatures gather, receiving fifty years of spit punishment, thirty years of corruption punishment, The century-old soul-shattering punishment dissipated in the wind of annihilation.

"Even if this contract is signed by the gods in the age of the gods, once it is violated, it will be punished." Gong Xiaobai explained.

Maybe he felt that the explanation was not detailed enough, Gong Xiaobai also said what is the pillar of shame of heaven and earth, what is the punishment of spit, corruption and soul-cutting.

The Heaven and Earth Shame Pillar is a seemingly ordinary pillar, illusory and unreal. It uses all the characters that appear in this world to write the word shame and the content of the contract that the tortured person violated.

Spit punishment and corruption punishment are easy to understand. The punishment of cutting the soul is equivalent to Ling Chi, but the body is replaced by the soul.

By the way, the sentence of corruption punishment overlaps with the punishment of saliva, and the saliva is somewhat acidic. Under the strengthening of the rules of the world, no matter how weak this acid is, it can corrode the body bit by bit.

"This is too fantasy, isn't it true?" Chen Fang felt that it was unreal.

"It's true. People of my grandfather's generation have all seen a person who was tortured to death. No matter which city in the Federation has that person, just ask the older generation about it. Get an affirmative answer." Gong Xiaobai said seriously.

"Tsk tsk, that means your aunt's Chinese cabbage will definitely be picked up by that pig, what a pity."

Chen Fang expressed sympathy for Yu Mei's experience, and at the same time felt a little bit jealous of the third prince who had never met, after all, Yu Mei is a great beauty.

"No, you just wanted me to chase your aunt, wouldn't that make your aunt a defaulter and be nailed to the pillar of shame? How do you think, isn't this hurting her?" Chen Fang thought suddenly.

"How can I harm my aunt? The contract only states that the two parties will become husband and wife, and it doesn't say that they can't fall in love with others before they become husband and wife. I just want my aunt to have a good relationship before she gets married." Gong Xiaobai said .

Chen Fang agrees with Gong Xiaobai's words, that charming is forced, and it is not too much to pursue happiness before marriage, but it seems that doing so will still hurt two people, and Chen Fang always feels awkward, after all, charming already has a fiancé Even if you are forced to fall in love, if you have a fiancé and then find someone else to fall in love with, although it makes sense logically, it is unavoidable that people will criticize it logically.

"Otherwise, why do you think that the third prince is always staring at the man next to my aunt? First, he is narrow-minded, and second, he is afraid that my aunt will do something to shame him before getting married, such as being unmarried first... Then what, you know Yes." Gong Xiaobaiba blinked his eyes, but didn't continue.

Of course, Chen Fang understood what Gong Xiaobai was trying to express when he didn't say anything. He was only pure in body, but everyone was a man in his mind, and his spiritual world was almost the same.

"What's the first thing you do before you're married?" Suddenly a charming voice asked.

"What else can it be, just hand over your body, or just get pregnant before marriage, if you don't understand something, just pretend." Gong Xiaobai felt that someone asked such a question knowingly, and despised it.

"That's right, people who really don't understand are like a kid at the age of my Yiyi Yaya." Chen Fang echoed.

After talking, the two of them felt that something was wrong, and when they looked up, they saw Mei Mei who had been standing beside them at some point.

Gong Xiaobai's forehead sweated.

"Auntie, when did you come?"

"Sister Wu, you don't make a sound when you come, it's really scary." When talking about others, the person concerned appeared beside him silently, Chen Fang felt very embarrassed.

Mei Mei didn't answer their questions, but gently handed the water in her hand to Chen Fang and said, "Here, the water I brought back just now must be thirsty after talking for so long."

"I'm really thirsty." Chen Fang didn't suspect him, took the water and drank it.

Hey, why does this water feel a bit like soup? Sister Wu took it right, let it be, it was delicious anyway, Chen Fang poked his mouth and drank all the water.

Gong Xiaobai has been paying attention to her charming face, seeing that there is nothing unusual about her, she thinks that maybe her aunt just came over and didn't hear what he and Chen Fang said, so she complained.

"Auntie, I'm thirsty too. I was the one talking all the time just now. Uncle didn't say a few words. Why did you only give him water and not me?"

Charming ignored Gong Xiaobai, saw that Chen Fang drank all of them, took back the cup and pretended to smell the cup, and said with an embarrassed expression: "Look at my memory, this cup is not water but bowel soup , Recently, customers have eaten too much hot pot and have been complaining that they are always constipated, so we prepared some, and I put it with water and I got it wrong."

After hearing this, Gong Xiaobai's face turned green. He hadn't forgotten what state Chen Fang was in, and what state he was in.

"It's okay, it doesn't matter if it's soup or water, it's all quite thirst-quenching."

Chen Fang didn't seem to care, he didn't react.

"That's good, I'm off to work." Mei Mei nodded with a smile, then turned and left.

Seeing that Chen Fang didn't respond to the soup for a while, Gong Xiaobai felt relieved, but he didn't dare to remind Chen Fang indiscriminately, for fear that it would be bad if he noticed it. That is the embankment that wants to collapse, and it is useless to block it.

"Oh, you were in a hurry to go to the bathroom just now, are you okay now?" Charming turned around and said after walking not far.

After being reminded by Wu Mei, Chen Fang realized that he was still about to vent, but when he was chatting with Gong Xiaobai, he diverted his attention and held back, feeling nothing.

"It's okay, hold on... Hold on."

As Chen Fang was talking, his stomach suddenly twitched, and now it was his turn to turn green, while Gong Xiaobai turned purple.

"Uncle, hold on." Gong Xiaobai spoke in a tearful tone.

"Hold...I can't hold it anymore."

After Chen Fang finished speaking, he put on the super race wig and flew directly to the toilet. The distance of more than ten meters to the toilet cost the price of an intermediate-level core, so he couldn't help it at this time.

"Uncle, don't go, or you will get your pants down." Gong Xiaobai shouted.

Going to the toilet meant that Chen Fang squatted on the sidelines and watched him. Even with his eyes closed, his nose smelling, his ears listening to his brain, it would still kill him.

"Go away, what do you mean when I'm an adult pulling down my pants?"

Chen Fang directly refused, and then ran into the toilet with Gong Xiaobai, who was hugging his thighs, but when he was about to take off his pants, he found that his pants were being hugged so hard by Gong Xiaobai that he could only take off half of them sideways, what a tragedy up.

"Asshole, boy, I am at odds with you."

"puff."

"vomit."

Charming laughed happily, telling you to gossip behind your back, what is occupying the latrine and not shitting, what is pregnancy before marriage, hum.

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