My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 386

Jimo and the other three older women were chatting in the yard, and Yiyi Yaya was playing with the little fox, and when they saw Chen Fang enter the yard, they walked over together.

Charming: "It's been a long time, little brother."

Jimo: "Did something happen to you?"

Wen Ren: "Going out for a trip, you brought back five girls, what do you want to do?"

After Wen Ren said this, other people noticed that there were five maids sitting behind Chen Fang, and Yu Mei felt that these five maids looked familiar.

As soon as Chen Fangsan's jumping stopped, the three women's questions came one after another. He didn't know who to talk to first, so he didn't talk about it first, and he directly called the five maids to get off the car, and then he also took Gong Xiaobai who was hugging his thighs. got out of the car.

The three daughters and two children were dumbfounded when they saw a person hanging on Chen Fang's lap.

Wen Ren asked with a strange face: "What's the matter with this man, why is he hugging your thigh?"

"It's hard to say." Chen Fang sighed.

Gong Xiaobai felt his face burning a bit at this time, but no matter how embarrassed he felt, he still wanted to say hello to them, so he looked up at Jimo and the others, and when he was about to speak, he saw the charm among them, and he couldn't help shouting out.

"Auntie!"

"Xiaobai, why are you here?"

Charming also had a surprised expression, she never expected to meet her nephew here, no wonder those maids looked familiar, they were the ones who often followed Xiao Bai.

"This..." Gong Xiaobai dared not say anything.

If I want to tell my aunt that I ran out privately and was chased and almost lost my life, maybe my aunt will hang her up and beat her.

Seeing that Gong Xiaobai looked like Ai Ai didn't want to talk about it, Qiong Mei frowned and asked the five maids who were a little at a loss, "Say, what's going on."

The five maids were so frightened that their faces turned pale. The woman with a strong aura in front of her was the younger sister of the young master's mother. Although she was not often seen at the house, she was very famous in the clan. I didn't know the others, so I saw her with my own eyes. Every time I come here, as long as I know that the young master has been bullied by his two brothers or others, I will hang those people up and beat them up. No one in the clan can stop them. Of course, the young master himself was the one who was beaten the most. Indisputable.

Under the charming questioning, the five maids explained the matter clearly, and then her complexion became more and more ugly, the anger in her eyes was burning, and her aura was getting bigger and bigger. Everyone was out of breath.

"If you want to blame it, you can blame me. It was because I betrayed the young master that this kind of thing happened." Xiao Yu plopped to her knees on the ground.

Charming looked at Xiao Yu coldly, her face was expressionless and she didn't know what she was thinking.

"Auntie, no, Xiao Yu was forced to do nothing." Gong Xiaobai said hastily.

"She is yours, and I will not interfere with it." Mei Mei said lightly.

Gong Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief.

Charming sneered: "But for you, hehe."

Gong Xiaobai raised his heart again, his aunt hurts him, it hurts in every way, at least his butt is about to crack.

"It's okay to run out without permission, but you still think you're smart enough to get rid of the guards. If the five maids didn't try their best to protect you, my sister might die, her good son."

"It seems that if you don't give you a lesson that you will never forget, you won't learn to be good."

Mei Mei squinted her eyes and stared at Gong Xiaobai, whose face was pale with fright, and said, "Tell me, how should I punish you this time?"

Gong Xiaobai put his face on Chen Fang's thigh with a guilty conscience and dared not answer, the two remained in a stalemate like this.

Chen Fangchu found it very interesting between the two, he really didn't expect that Meimei was Gong Xiaobai's aunt, but now is not the time to stand here stupidly, because he suddenly wants to go to the bathroom.

"I have no objection to you handling the family affairs, but I want to have a big one now." Chen Fang said.

As soon as the words fell, everyone was stunned, looking at the two people who looked like conjoined twins, their eyes were full of strangeness.

At this time, Chen Fang also realized that if he wanted to go to the bathroom, he had to take Gong Xiaobai with him. I shivered.

Gong Xiaobai timidly said: "Brother, why don't you bear it for another hour or two!"

"Uncle, I'm of the same generation as your aunt, so we can't mess up our seniority." Chen Fang corrected seriously, and rolled his eyes at Mei Mei.

Gong Xiaobai followed the good example: "Uncle, how about we bear with it, you don't want someone watching you when you go to the bathroom, you will be constipated."

Tolerate your sister, is this something you can bear if you want to? You try it, especially when the toilet is still in the yard.

The feces are proud, the closer you get to the toilet, the more you can't hold it back. Everyone has experienced it. The feeling that life is worse than death is really indescribable, and sometimes when I reach the door of the toilet, half of it is exposed, I really want to die I have my heart.

Chen Fang hesitated for a while and said, "I'll try to bear it."

I can't bear to do anything, I can't really take this guy to the tuba, it would be bad if I took out my thick, black guy when I took off my pants, and scared this kid out of the shadows, right?

Nima, holding back for two hours, not knowing if it will explode, Chen Fang is in extreme pain.

Seeing the appearance of the two, the others covered their mouths and almost laughed.

"Why don't I go buy you a diaper, so that you won't be able to hold it down in your pants." Wenren teased.

Chen Fang's eyes lit up, this method is feasible, and then darkened, he didn't have to take off his pants when he was wearing a diaper, if he took off his pants, he might as well go to the toilet directly, so that he wouldn't be seen by others.

At this time, someone in the store shouted that it should be business, Jimo and the others went to entertain, and before Wu Mei left, she took away five maids, who could be used as helpers.

"Wait until you come down and see how I deal with you." After Wu Mei finished speaking, she left with five maids who stepped forward and turned their heads three times.

In the yard, Chen Fang and Gong Xiaobai, who was hugging his thigh, were left looking at each other, and Yiyi and Yaya, who were hugging a little fox, surrounded them curiously.

"Go and help uncle move a chair." Chen Fang said while stroking Yiyi Yaya's head.

The two little guys ran to move the chairs, while Chen Fang clutched his stomach and struggled to move under the tree, waited for the two kids to bring the chairs over and sat down, then took a deep breath.

"Uncle, how did you meet my aunt?"

Gong Xiaobai saw that Chen Fang's forehead started to sweat, so he asked to divert his attention, telling him not to keep focusing on his stomach, maybe he would hold back if he turned his attention away from the conversation.

"Longhuacheng, she stole two ideas and two pairs of socks from me." Chen Fang replied absent-mindedly, which meant that the sphincter seemed to be blooming, and he needed to work hard to tighten it.

Gong Xiaobai then asked: "Uncle, what do you think of my aunt?"

"Very beautiful, capable, what's the matter." Chen Fang said casually.

"Then are you interested in my aunt?"

"what do you mean?"

"Do you want to chase after my aunt?"

"I don't want to, and your aunt already has a fiancé." Chen Fang spoke without even thinking.

Charm is beautiful and the key is important. I can't say if my personality is good or not, but it is already someone else's food. Chen Fang is not an old farmer who has no hoe to wield, and he has never thought about poaching corners. He only stays at the level of seductiveness when it comes to charming.

"Well, I thought you would have thoughts about my aunt, so that I can help you, and help my aunt out of the sea of ​​suffering." Gong Xiaobai said with some disappointment.

Chen Fang became interested when he heard this, and felt that his stomach ached less, so he asked curiously: "From what you mean, it seems that you don't like your aunt's fiancé."

"It's not just that I don't like it, I want to hit him if I have the chance." Gong Xiaobai said angrily.

"Let's listen to it." Chen Fang felt that there was gossip to listen to, which could just divert his attention.

So Gong Xiaobai told the charming thing.

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