My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 101 You Are the only One Who Plays Too Much

Talk about distributing cigarettes in advance, big sister, you can do it, this is very social.

Will the boss give you face? Give it, especially the face of the female boss, don't worry about it.

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"Smoking is harmful to health." Chen Fang said after puffing out his cigarette.

"By the way, where did you get the cigarettes?"

Chen Fang was very curious, since there is no canteen in the arena, where did you get the cigarettes.

"How about this smoke?" Wu Sheng asked back.

"That's right, it's cool when you inhale it, and there's an indescribable feeling..."

Chen Fang suddenly felt that every time he took a puff of cigarettes, his soul was being nourished, which was incredible. He didn't know what a soul was, but his subconscious mind told him that his soul was very happy now.

"This cigarette is made of my soul, smoking is good for you." Wu Sheng said lightly.

"The mortals who came in once said that smoking is equal to slow death. I want to see if I will die."

"But there is no smoke in the arena, so I made my soul into smoke." Wu Sheng took Chen Fang to the edge of the balcony, pointed to the bottom and said, "Look, there used to be a gladiator square, thousands of years old. In those years, I filled the square, but I still couldn't die, but I developed a habit of smoking, and I also had the idea of ​​filling the entire arena."

Chen Fang looked in the direction Wu Sheng pointed, Huo, it was amazing, a sea of ​​cigarette butts, and the so-called square in her mouth could not be seen at all.

Fill the entire arena? Great wish.

"It used to be the residence of the half-heroic spirit, but now it's an ashtray. Thinking about it, I still have a sense of accomplishment." Wu Sheng looked proud.

Where does your unwarranted pride come from?

"Wouldn't those ghosts from the past clean up their cigarette butts? Also, don't you think this is bad, after all, they have no place to live." Chen Fang said casually.

"They don't dare to touch those cigarette butts. If they touch them, they will die and be reborn. How can I touch my soul casually, and neither can other heroic spirits." Wu Sheng said lightly, "Even if there is one and a half heroic spirits yelling not to throw it away, I would stop, but haven't."

You don't feel back pain when you stand and talk, you dare to lose who dares to object, isn't it because you are afraid of being put on small shoes, a little self-conscious, okay?

"Then how can I touch it and still smoke it? Is it because I am alive?" Chen Fang wondered.

"If I agree, you can touch it, it's that simple, and you're still a virgin I like." Wu Sheng said.

I want to refute that I am not a virgin, but this is the same as saying that I am a virgin, there is no evidence, big sister, can you not mention this, it is very shameful, and what the hell do you think, you thousand-year-old woman wants to treat me do what? Chen Fang was flustered.

"Why do you want to be the right hand of my soul?" Chen Fang felt that the business was important, so he asked.

"Because I want to go out."

"That's not a reason. You can wait for the culprit to take control of this place, and then when someone comes to take you in, devour his soul, seize the house and be reborn, you can still go out, right?" Chen Fang said.

"That was the previous plan, and it was not so easy to succeed." Wu Sheng said.

"When those people came in to receive the heroic spirits, how could they be unprepared? They will definitely let the Lord of Disasters suppress the field. Even if it is just an empty shell of gods, it is not something we heroic spirits can resist." Wu Sheng looked at the distance slowly. Slow down.

"Why can't you resist?"

"Ask the pet dog, it understands."

"..."

"There is such a big flaw in this plan, will other heroic spirits not see it?" Chen Fang asked.

"They feel that they can resist the power of the lord of trouble. After all, the heroic spirits here used to be subordinates of the gods on the light side, and they fought against the gods on the dark side together, but the possibility of success is very small." Wu Sheng said truthfully.

"Why?" Chen Fang asked.

"Ask the pet dog, it understands."

I ask you, you ask me to ask the dog, is this a good question? First of all, the language is different. Is it difficult for you to speak? Chen Fang was speechless.

"Then there is a chance, why don't you give it a go?" Chen Fang said.

"Before I saw you, I would choose to give it a go, but now I just want to talk to you." Wu Sheng said.

"What would happen to the soul without its right hand?" Chen Fang asked.

"It will replenish soul quality from other parts of the soul body, and then grow back, and the strength of your soul will decrease, and your spiritual consciousness will be affected."

"But if I turn my soul body into your hand, it will only be enhanced and not reduced."

Who knows if you're telling the truth or not.

"Of course, the premise of soul body grafting is that your soul body is complete, and it must be voluntary."

"And the soul and body of virgins are complete."

"It's nothing to do with virgins." Chen Fang hurts in the crotch, hey, is this topic of virgins irrelevant?

"The birth of a new life requires a soul. The soul is not created out of thin air, it is given by both parents."

"Once you have a child, it means that your soul is disabled."

"And I can't see any defects in your soul, so you are undoubtedly a virgin."

"No, according to what you said, as long as there is no child, the soul is complete."

"It can't be called complete. It can only be said that the missing parts of the two sides complement each other. Your soul is no longer clean. With a part of the other's soul, the color is different."

Let me go, it turns out that a virgin can only be judged from the soul.

I'm curious if the soul will be colorful if there are many boyfriends and girlfriends.

Also, there is no soul for shooting a gun.

Wait, if I merge with Wu Sheng's soul, it doesn't mean that I am no longer a virgin in soul, but my body is still, what is this, it's so sad.

Chen Fang complained endlessly in his heart.

"Since you can go out in the way you said, why didn't you do it before? I don't believe that after all these years, no one has met your requirements." Chen Fang questioned.

"Really not, because no one's soul can withstand the integration of my soul and body. Once it fails, the two souls will suffer forever, and it will never disappear. This is not what I want." Wu Sheng shook his head and said.

"Only I can? How powerful is my soul?" Chen Fang was a little disbelieving.

"I don't know why, but the strength of your soul is stronger than our heroic spirits, which is unique." Wu Sheng was also very curious.

"Is this the only way? To be honest, I don't believe you. Since you can devour your soul and take your body back to life, why do you still look for me? It's unreasonable." Chen Fang said truthfully.

"Becoming a slave and puppet loses self, takes home and rebirth to change appearance, and maybe even gender; soul grafting, I will live and die with you, and can maintain the state of heroic spirit, how should I choose you." Wu Sheng Said lightly.

Nonsense, of course it is a rebirth, of course the premise is that the other party is a man.

"Actually, you don't have to be afraid at all. This process is led by you. I'm afraid that you will erase my consciousness and become an idiot." Wu Sheng said.

As she said, if I take the lead, she can agree, Chen Fang thought for a while.

"Tell me when you think about it, time is running out, those people are already in action, once the arena is under control, it will be difficult to think out again." Wu Sheng said.

"I promise you, but I have one condition."

"explain."

"I have a friend who is going to get out alive with me."

"Yes, if you are worried, I will arrange it now. After he finishes the wrestling, there will be a little time to meet him. You can confirm whether he can go out."

"So much the better."

I didn't see any movement of Wu Sheng, but the fat man's shout came from outside.

"Brother, my gladiatorial bell is ringing again, let's go first."

Then there was no more sound outside.

"Come with me."

After Wu Sheng finished speaking, he walked outside, and Chen Fang followed behind her in confusion.

There was no words all the way until they came to the edge of the arena, a stone gate standing alone in the open space.

"This is the exit to the outside world, only the winner of the gladiatorial can go out."

"We are waiting here, your friend will appear here directly after victory."

After Wu Sheng finished speaking, he fell into silence again.

Chen Fang looked at the stone gate in front of him, it was very simple, except for two stone rings on the door, there were no extra decorations, he went to the door and pushed it, and it remained motionless.

"It's useless. For non-gladiator winners, it's just an ordinary door, and it's useless to push it open." Wu Sheng said.

After hearing this, Chen Fang stopped trying to push the Shimen open, asked Wu Sheng for a cigarette, and waited for Fang Dazhao's wrestling to end.

After smoking about three cigarettes, Fang Dazhao suddenly appeared in front of Shimen.

"Hey, the scenery outside this door seems to be the place I passed by before."

The door in front of Fang Dazhao is an open door, opposite the door is a road, which is where they entered the arena before.

"Haha, I can go out now."

Fang Dazhao started dancing, but after a while, he became quiet again.

"No, my brother is still inside, I can't go."

"However, if you don't leave now, what should you do if you can't get out in the future? My mother has only one son."

"Ah, I'm so troubled." Fang Dazhao grabbed his hair and shouted.

Seeing Fang Dazhao's distressed look, Chen Fang felt warm in his heart. Although the two of them hadn't been together for long, this friend, no, they are brothers now, so I decided.

Just when Chen Fang was going to talk to Fang Dazhao, the fat man spoke again.

"Ah, I forgot, my girlfriend is waiting for me too."

"Hey, brother, it's not that I don't want to stay, it's that someone outside is thinking about it, I can't be too selfish." Fang Dazhao sighed, with guilt and helplessness on his face.

Fang Dazhao stepped out of the gate with one foot, and when half of his body was out, he leaned back again, looking extremely struggling.

"No way, Fang Dazhao, the last three wrestling fights were so rough, it must be because your brother agreed to Wu Sheng's conditions in exchange for it, you just left like this, how can you treat him." Fang Dazhao's face was complicated.

"It's just that you play a lot, go out and wait for me." Chen Fang couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked Fang Dazhao's ass.

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