My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 113 This Brother Is Going to Die, Talk Nonsense

"I didn't expect that stinky grass can eliminate the stench of the body fluids of stinkbugs. I have learned a lot." Fang Dazhao looked at the small bottle of stinky grass juice that Chen Fang made in his hand, as if he had seen it.

"Don't say these things are useless, just throw these bugs on the two of them." Chen Fang pointed to Batu and Li Cheng who were accompanying Liu Tianming to the store and said.

"Brother, don't hurt me. They will know it as soon as I pass by, and throw the bugs on them. Isn't that just looking for a beating, and the stinkbugs are used. If I do it, the consequences will be very serious. The company will directly send me Expelled."

How could Fang Dazhao dare to agree? Ordinary people are disgusted by their smelly body, let alone someone who aspires to be a battle star. This is no different from throwing dung. It is a stain on both parties. Dismissing them would be detrimental to others.

"Did you bring your fan?" Chen Fang couldn't see Fang Dazhao's cowardice, this time he had to let Fang Dazhao take action.

"Yes." Fang Dazhao took out the fan Chen Fang gave him and said.

Chen Fang took it over and opened the fan, pressed it on Fang Dazhao's chest, with the "low-key" side facing outward, and said, "Don't be cowardly, go."

Fang Dazhao looked at the fan on his chest, and his eyes lit up. Why didn't he expect that now he could take revenge on the two villains without any scruples.

So Fang Dazhao ran towards Liu Tianming and the others with the worm and the fan, but when he was about to get close, he ran back again.

"No, Liu Tianming and the follower are right beside Batu and the others. If the insects are poured on them and jump on other people, they will implicate innocent people." Fang Dazhao hesitated.

Chen Fang looked at Fang Dazhao with black lines all over his head, and really wanted to pry his brain open to see what was inside.

"Who told you to pour the worms directly, what is the stinky leaf juice in your hand for?"

"Use your brain, sprinkle the grass juice on the feet of those two people, then find a place close to you and release the bugs, and then you come back, the bugs like grass juice so much, they will only cause trouble for those two people. "

"Oh, so that's how it was done." Fang Dazhao suddenly realized, but he still hesitated, "But this may still implicate Liu Tianming and others."

"I really want to kill you. What are you afraid of when you are tired? You know that stinky leaf grass can deodorize. When the time comes, you take it to find them. Do you think they will appreciate you?" Chen Fang was almost called out by Fang Da It exploded.

"It's okay!" Fang Dazhao was stunned.

It seems a bit too shameless to harm someone, but to help him hypocritically and get the favor of the other party, Fang Dazhao is a little entangled.

"You're so confused, how many people can stay together if you really get involved? We'll separate and run away. When the time comes, you can go and tell me that stinky leaf grass can deodorize."

"I'll go, I didn't bother to tell you a solution." Chen Fang really wanted to let go of this nonsense.

"I've never done anything bad. I'm inexperienced. It's normal for me to be unsure." Fang Dazhao finished speaking in a low voice, and before Chen Fang could react, he turned and left.

Chen Fang was stunned for a moment, jumped on the spot, his blood was surging, his face was like a jujube, but he couldn't express his anger, and suddenly he became a red-faced Guan Gong.

"You fat man, are you saying that I have a lot of experience in doing bad things? I haven't done anything good. I was a captain in elementary school, a deputy squad leader in middle school, a dormitory leader in high school, and a senior in college. , the game is even more chief, these are only people with high morals and noble morals who can become people who have done bad things? Oh my god, I was so angry that I started talking nonsense."

After Chen Fang finished speaking in one breath, his brain was almost starved of oxygen, and when he said some angry words, they all popped out of his mouth, and he didn't know what the specific meaning was.

Chen Fang was so angry that he jumped up, and Fang Dazhao approached Liu Tianming and the others with a fan according to what Chen Fang said. Then, relying on the magical effect of the fan, he sprinkled the stinky grass juice in his hand on Batu and Li Cheng. They put on their shoe uppers and pants, and then they hurried away from them before being smelled. They found a nearby corner outside, released more than a dozen stinkbugs, and then ran away.

"What's so stinky about you?"

Not long after Fang Dazhao left, Liu Tianming, who stood between Batu and Li Cheng, frowned and said, holding his nose, left beside them, and walked out of the shop.

"Is there?" Batu sniffed his body. He usually pays attention to the smell of his body. He never comes into contact with any smell source, and he always carries a bottle of perfume on his body. How could it be smelly.

"I'm going, it really stinks."

Li Cheng sniffed it. He and Batu were separated by one person. The smell of perfume on Batu's body was relatively rare. When Liu Tianming reminded him, he immediately smelled the smell. He thought it was something in the store, and told Liu Tianming Tianming also rushed out of the store.

Batu also smelled it, and followed him out. He thought that it was fine in the store just now, but suddenly it stinks. Something must have entered the store.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the two of them came out, the stinkbugs that were afraid to go in because there were insect repellents in the store immediately pounced on their shoe upper trouser legs as if they had seen their own father.

"There are a lot of stinkbugs, run away." Zheng Feng, who was holding a video camera, had keen eyesight, and immediately saw the stinkbugs jumping around on the ground, and immediately pulled Liu Tianming away.

However, Batu and Li Cheng didn't react in time, and the stink bugs jumped onto their shoes and pants.

The two of them had heard of the notoriety of stinkbugs. Originally, they just had to stay still and wait for the stinkbugs to suck the hay juice and jump away. I went to pat it off and shake it off, but the frightened stinkbug exploded directly, body fluids splashed, my pants and hands were stained a lot, and the stench became more intense.

"Ouch." Li Cheng was suffocated by the stench and felt nauseated.

Batu did indeed foam at the mouth and fainted on the ground.

Pedestrians on the road also left this section of the road one after another, and those who liked to watch the excitement stood in the distance and pointed.

"These two guys are really unlucky, did they step on a stinky leaf grass?"

"It should be. It's really careless. They are unlucky. They don't want to go out to meet people for seven days."

"Is the person lying on the ground okay? He's foaming at the mouth. Would you like to go over and help?"

"I want to go with you, but I won't go. If this gets on it by accident, even I will be in trouble."

"It should just be so smelly that I fainted. Anyway, I have never heard of anyone being stinky to death."

"Call the hospital, it's nearby anyway."

A bunch of people were watching the fun here, and Chen Fang and Fang Dazhao were also watching from a distance.

"Brother, will someone be killed? How about I go over and give them the grass juice?" Fang Dazhao said anxiously, looking at Batu who fell to the ground.

"Whatever you want, as long as you are not afraid of being suspected." Chen Fang shrugged and said.

As soon as the people here fell to the ground, you delivered something to the door, or stinky leaf juice, are you really not afraid that they won't think of it?

The people from the hospital came very quickly. Two people wrapped up tightly rode a flat-backed mutant beast and came here. The two carried Batu on the ground to the mutant beast and left. With a proficient look, it is obvious that he has dealt with such things a lot.

Li Cheng also followed, as to whether to go to the hospital to find a way to deodorize, or to leave directly is unknown.

"There's a hospital nearby, so I won't die, don't worry now." Chen Fang patted Fang Dazhao on the shoulder and said.

"Um."

Fang Dazhao looked unhappy after seeing Batu being taken away.

"Don't think about it, if you relieve your anger, you can find a way to tell them how to deodorize tomorrow." Chen Fang said helplessly seeing Fang Dazhao like this.

"No, I'm still a little happy to see them like this. After all, I was cheated by them and got hurt all over."

"I just feel that what I do is not honorable. I am playing tricks and stabbing people behind the scenes. I am too small and I feel a little uncomfortable." Fang Dazhao said with a sigh.

Hey, don't you say that I am also a villain, this brother is going to die, talking nonsense, Chen Fang felt suffocated.

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