My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 119 Recording

"..." Fang Dazhao's heart almost collapsed.

I am too familiar with this thing. In the battle video stored in a file on my hard drive, the protagonist does not look like this.

"Brother, will this be too shocking? I'm afraid I won't pass the review."

"Then give you another one."

Chen Fang thought it was really possible, so he waved away the lattice mosaic, replaced it with a touch of holy light, and blocked Fang Dazhao.

"This one is good, this one is much purer than the one just now." Fang Dazhao looked at the soft holy light with great satisfaction.

"Okay, you can take off your underwear too." Chen Fang said at this time.

"Why?" Fang Dazhao was stunned.

"Is there still a piece of fabric missing? What are you afraid of? You can't see through it." Chen Fang said.

"Didn't you agree to keep a pair of underwear before?" Fang Dazhao was reluctant. If he took off his underwear, he would really feel panicked.

"I just saw that the holy light didn't cover your crotch, and the top edge of your underwear is exposed." Chen Fang pointed to Fang Dazhao's stomach and said.

"Really." Fang Dazhao looked down and saw that Shengguang did not completely cover the underwear he was wearing, and the edge was exposed, because his underwear was black, so it was obvious.

"Although we are lying, we have to be honest. If you are not afraid of being told, you don't have to take it off." Chen Fang shrugged and said.

"Okay, can I take it off?"

...

At the beginning, Fang Dazhao was a little nervous, he couldn't speak fluently, and often forgot what he wanted to say. After a few times, Chen Fang wrote the script and asked Fang Dazhao to read it according to the script. several times.

Chen Fang's notebook is very rough, the most important thing is to rely on Fang Dazhao himself.

Fortunately, Fang Dazhao also took a few videos by himself, with some experience, and after watching the lines provided by Chen Fang, he finally figured out what to say.

After everything was ready, Fang Dazhao and Chen Fang returned to the boat and rowed to the shore for a while. Fang Dazhao stood in front of the camera and waved hello.

"I am Fang Dazhao, an ordinary adventurer. I joked with my brother who is taking pictures that I can live alone in the wild for three days without any supplies." Fang Dazhao pointed to the camera and said.

"My brother is a serious guy and he said a man will do what he says and that's why he brought me here."

"Next, I have to face the challenge of three days alone." Fang Dazhao said while pointing to the island behind him.

"You may say that my brother is by my side, and he will definitely come to help when we are in trouble."

"But I want to say that even if he sent me here, I wouldn't ask him for help even if I was killed."

"Let this video prove it." Fang Dazhao stretched out three fingers as if swearing.

"Okay, stop complaining, it's important to do business."

After Fang Dazhao finished speaking, he plunged into the sea and swam to the shore, while Chen Fang rowed a boat with one hand and followed Fang Dazhao slowly.

"To be honest, I'm a little panicked now. Although as an adventurer, it's not like I haven't stayed in the wild, but that was when the supplies were sufficient."

"Now that I have nothing, I inevitably feel a little flustered and don't know what to start with."

"But in order not to hinder the view, I decided to find something that can cover my body first."

After landing, Fang Dazhao said while observing the surrounding environment.

Walking through the beach and coming to the woods on the shore, Fang Dazhao pointed to some dead grasses on the ground that had been dried by the sun and said, "These withered grasses are good. I'll gather some and weave a grass skirt."

Fang Dazhao squatted down and turned his back to the camera lens, and then Chen Fang saw Fang Dazhao's big white butt, and cold sweat broke out.

Nima, is this coding only positive?

Chen Fang hurriedly used the coding technique again, making up for his mistakes.

When I go back, I will find an opportunity to fix the scene just now, Chen Fang thought silently.

"Although it doesn't look good, it can be used anyway." After gathering some grass, Fang Dazhao was busy for a while, holding a grass skirt that could barely be used to cover him, and said from the camera.

After Fang Da summoned the emperor's grass skirt, Chen Fang canceled Shengguang.

"Next, I need to find a safe place to spend the night, and I'll see what I can pick up along the way." Da Zhao said to the camera after putting on the grass skirt.

Fang Dazhao walked along the coastline, while Chen Fang kept a distance in front of him to shoot.

After traveling for a certain distance, the two came to a coastal mountain wall with caves of various sizes.

Fang Dazhao climbed up the precipitous mountain wall, found a larger cave and said, "This cave is pretty good, it's away from the ground and leeward, it's not humid, and it might be my heavenly residence."

After finding a temporary shelter, Fang Dazhao returned to the ground and continued to move forward.

"The sun is shining brightly, and I'm a little thirsty. I need to find out if there is any fresh water." It was now noon, the sun was shining, and Fang Dazhao was a little dehydrated. After walking for a while, Fang Dazhao said with a dry mouth.

During the advance along the coastline, Fang Dazhao was always looking for something that could be used. When he passed by a reef, he undoubtedly saw something on the beach, so he ran over and picked it up.

"Look, what I found is a pair of swimming trunks washed ashore by the sea. The elastic band is corroded by the sea water. There are holes in the bottom of the trousers, and there is sand, but it can still be used after washing." Fang Dazhao shook the swimming trunks on his hands. , exclaimed excitedly after shaking off the sand on it.

The grass skirt on my body is too piercing. When I walk, I always get stabbed, itchy and painful. I can’t reach out to scratch it during the shooting. It’s too uncomfortable, and I always go for a ride when I walk. With this pair of swimming trunks, he could finally get rid of the embarrassing situation, Fang Dazhao was very happy.

"What a surprise. I'll find a place to dry it first, and I can wear it after it dries."

Fang Dazhao cheerfully took the swimming trunks to the sea to wash them a few times, and then put them on the conspicuous reef to dry, fearing that they would be blown away by the wind, and even crushed a stone.

"I suddenly thought of a question, if this pair of swimming trunks was not thrown away directly, but its owner was washed away when swimming in the sea, how did the owner of this pair of swimming trunks get ashore, using seaweed or shells ?” The fat man suddenly laughed wretchedly.

Maybe it was luck. Not long after Fang Dazhao continued on the road, he saw a few coconut trees growing on the beach, with a few head-sized coconuts hanging from them.

"You're lucky, there are a few coconut trees growing over there, and the coconut juice can just quench your thirst." Fang Dazhao was overjoyed, and immediately ran over. During the running, the fat on his body rippled, and he was very happy.

"There are a few claw crabs under the coconut tree. With my strength, I can solve them in minutes. I have a big meal for the evening."

After approaching the coconut tree, Fang Dazhao found five claw crabs, large and small, living under the tree. The largest one was only as big as a washbasin, so he immediately launched an attack.

Fang Dazhao's mid-level strength, against the mutant beasts that are less than three levels above the elementary level, as long as he doesn't make mistakes, he will still be able to win easily.

With the hammer and shield, but not armed, Fang Dazhao just rushed forward.

One by one with the hammer, the claw crabs were indeed not Fang Dazhao's opponents, and they were cooked one by one.

"Hahaha, rich seafood protein." After the battle, Fang Dazhao stood with his hands on his hips beside the spoils and laughed.

At this moment, a claw crab that was not completely dead suddenly raised its claws and fired at Fang Dazhao.

"Ah!" Fang Dazhao immediately screamed, his fat face flushed red, his eyes were protruding, and his head just hit the shell of the claw crab that launched the claws. After a crisp collision sound, the bull crab The claw crab's carapace was broken and it officially returned to the west.

Fang Dazhao curled up and rolled on the ground, moaning in pain.

Chen Fang held the camera and just saw the scene just now, silently put down the camera and walked over, squatted beside Fang Dazhao, patted his back and said, "Would you like me to rub it for you?"

Fang Dazhao endured the pain and shook his head resolutely.

Seeing that Fang Dazhao was still conscious, Chen Fang shrugged and returned to the camera to continue shooting.

After a while, Fang Dazhao finally recovered from the severe pain, got up from the ground tremblingly, and said, "I forgot that the claw crab can use flying claws."

"It's okay, it's okay, fortunately the crab claws won't pinch people when they fly out, otherwise, my balls would be broken." Fang Dazhao said with lingering fear.

"Brother, you just look at it like this? Don't you remind me? Is there anyone like you who is a brother?" Fang Dazhao stepped on the lost claw crab a few times to vent his anger, then turned to look at Chen Fang, with a smile on his face. Said angrily.

Chen Fang: "The scene just now is too classic, I don't want to miss it, and I didn't realize it, don't blame me, if you want to blame it, blame yourself for starting to get flustered without confirming the death of the prey."

I can't refute the truth you said. Fang Dazhao looked depressed, but he kept chattering, "I've been unlucky in eight lifetimes to meet a brother like you."

Chen Fang didn't care about it.

"Forget it, fortunately, I didn't suffer much injury, but I will eat these claw crabs myself, so don't try to get some from me."

"Move your things back to the place where you live at night first."

Fang Dazhao went to a nearby tree to break off a few branches and peel off the skin, tied the five claw crabs together as a rope, and dragged them back. A pair of swimming trunks that have been dried.

After changing into swimming trunks, Fang Dazhao continued to take the prey he got to the cave.

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