Chapter 1923 Eyes Are Lame

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No wonder the smell was so strong when she was kissed by Song Yajun just now! Almost smoked to death!

Zhou Honghui vomited so badly that he almost threw up his stomach. Bookmark this site┏Ⅹ④③⑨⑨┛

The young woman, who was far away, hurried over, patted Zhou Honghui on the back, wiped his mouth, and handed him another bottle of water.

This is still a beautiful woman who knows how to take care of others, otherwise she would have escaped far away.

Zhou Honghui burst into tears: "Brother, you, you, you are really terrible! Can you talk about hygiene?"

Song Yajun felt baffled: "How can I be unhygienic? Every time I poop, I wash my butt with sea water, which is cleaner than you humans wipe with toilet paper, and you still say I don't pay attention to hygiene? Look at you, you spit everywhere Yes, even your clothes are dirty by your vomiting; the smell is so bad! I think you don't pay attention to hygiene."

Zhou Honghui almost fainted from anger. The reason why he vomited like this was not all because Song Yajun didn't brush his teeth.

Thinking of being hugged and kissed by Song Yajun just now, Zhou Honghui felt worse than fucking a dog, and wanted to commit suicide.

"You, you, you..." Zhou Honghui was so angry that he couldn't speak, he just felt his brain was dizzy and a little lack of oxygen. If he couldn't beat Song Yajun, he would have rushed forward and strangled Song Yajun to death.

The young woman persuaded in a low voice: "Honey, he is crazy, ignore him. Just treat him like a dog, think about it, if you are bitten by a dog, can you bite back?"

That can't be done! If he bites back, won't he also become a dog?

Zhou Honghui thought about it, and thought it made sense! So, he caught the water handed by the young beauty, cleared his mouth vigorously, and then sighed: "Okay! For my brother-in-law's sake, I will bear it."

Song Yajun also said: "For Brother Yong's sake, I will endure it."

"You bear? What can you bear?" Zhou Honghui burst into anger.

"You say I don't pay attention to hygiene. What's the difference between scolding me? Anyone who dares to scold me, I will debone and peel him, chop them into meat stuffing, and make dumplings for eating." Song Yajun said bitterly.

Zhou Honghui's legs immediately felt a little weak, and he said with a smile, "Let's write it off once and for all. That brother, don't you want to go home? I can send you off. I just happen to have something to do with my brother-in-law, so let's stop by."

Song Yajun asked suspiciously: "The car is broken,

How else? "

"Here, there is another one here." Zhou Honghui pointed to a white BMW X7 not far away: "This is my girlfriend's car. My girlfriend is her. Her name is Xiaoyan. How about it? Isn't it beautiful!"

Song Yajun glanced at it, and said lightly: "In my eyes, the most beautiful person is not as beautiful as the ugliest female turtle. As a member of the sea turtle family, I can only fall in love with the female turtle. I want to keep Genetic purity and essence."

Mei Xiaoyan thought for a while, then suddenly became very angry, and rolled her eyes: "Hmph, I don't know much, it's scary."

Song Yajun kicked the flamboyant red sports car away: "I think violent people are the scariest."

Mei Xiaoyan was really startled, and hurriedly hid behind Zhou Honghui.

Zhou Honghui boldly said: "Brother Yong is my brother-in-law, you'd better be polite to me."

Song Yajun immediately restrained his tyrannical spirit, and said with a smile: "Don't tell Brother Yong that I broke your car."

"It's easy to say, easy to say." Although Zhou Honghui agreed, he just had the opposite idea in his heart.

"Walk."

In this way, Song Yajun met Zhou Honghui who was dating at the beach by mistake, and was sent home by Zhou Honghui.

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In Yaowangshi's space, as soon as Li Yong came in, he took a shower and changed into dry clothes.

During this process, he sees through perspective that in a stone room, Doubixing is talking about cross talk on a table.

Sitting below are Han Lu, Han Fei, Zhang Yurong, Dahu, Mrs. Xiongjie, and three children, Li Meng, Li Wei, and Li Xiaohua. In addition, there are Guo Chaobao, Jiang Yulong, Huang Junjie, Wen Tsai and Lin Tao.

In one corner, Ding Xiaoyu was still lying on the snow-white snow.

Looking at the uncontrollable smile on Ding Xiaoyu's face, it is obvious that he is also listening to cross talk.

"Everyone sitting here, you all paid for it. Ever since I Doubixing gave a cross talk talk here, you have supported me very much. For my livelihood, I will charge a small amount of money, 800 yuan per person per position per show .”

"The reason why I have to charge this little money is not for myself, but for my mother. When my heartless father abandons her, there is no shortage of money to spend, so I can use the money to buy me a second-hand one." Dad."

Doubixing walks up and down on the table while talking eloquently.

There was a lot of laughter below, even Duo was amused by his Doubi son.

"Because there is no fanfare, so I call it stand-up comedy. What is stand-up comedy? Some people don't understand it, so I will briefly explain it here. Shake your own burdens. You spend money to listen to cross talk, but you just want to have fun, right?"

"Some people are not willing to spend money, 800 yuan, too much, so they don't come. But can a person sit at home and enjoy 800 yuan? He can't enjoy it. If he can enjoy it, his disease will cost money. Eight hundred yuan can't cure it..."

"This uncle, you still don't believe it. Don't think that you are my father's master, so I have to respect you. If you are old and disrespectful, no one will respect you. If you want others to respect you, you must first respect yourself .”

"Since you don't believe it, why don't you come here?" Doubixing jumped down and threw 800 yuan in front of Lin Tao: "This is money. Smile, let me see if you can laugh? If you can laugh , the eight hundred yuan is yours."

"Hahaha..." Lin Tao laughed out loud, exaggeratedly, and snatched the money away.

Doubixing looked at Lin Tao expressionlessly, and only when Lin Tao couldn't smile anymore, he said slowly: "Look, for 800 yuan, laughing so horribly is worse than crying, really A face that doesn't age..."

Seeing Han Lu and Han Fei burst into laughter, Lin Tao regretted it, and hurriedly returned the money to Doubixing.

Doubixing took the money, put it in the pocket under the neck, jumped on the table, and continued: "When this uncle came here on the first day, he peeked at Mrs. Xiongjie changing clothes; some people will say, this is not A pervert? Actually, it would be wrong to call him a pervert. Because his eyes have problems and he can’t see everything.”

"It's just that he can only see part of the human body; so when he stared at Mrs. Xiongjie, it was not because he was lustful, but because he wanted to see Mrs. Xiongjie clearly, and wanted to see whether Mrs. Xiongjie was male or female, male or female. .”

Amidst the laughter, Mrs. Xiongjie blushed and glared fiercely at Lin Tao.

Lin Tao waved her hands again and again, and said angrily, "Fart, nothing..."

Han Lu, Han Fei and the others took this as a joke, and laughed out loud, leaning forward and back together.

Doubixing ignored Lin Tao's anger at all, and made a look of peeking at others, and continued to talk: "The first thing the uncle saw was Xiong Jiefu's hair, he wondered, what is this, is it Brown wicker? Then he saw Mrs. Xiongjie's forehead, and he thought, what is this? Is it a white leaf?"

"Then, the uncle rubbed his squinting eyes and saw Mrs. Xiongjie's bridge of nose. He exclaimed: My God, what mountain is this? Is it the Qinling Mountains or the Tianshan Mountains? Could it be the Andes Mountains?"

"When he saw Mrs. Xiongjie's legs, he thought they were grilled sausages, and he drooled; when he saw Mrs. Xiongjie's ruddy mouth, he thought it was a lake with red flowers blooming beside the lake. Seeing Mrs. Xiongjie's proud Su The chest, he thought it was steamed buns, yes, it was the big white steamed buns eaten by northerners; because he was very hungry when he came, he almost pounced on it, ate the steamed buns, drank the lake water, and swallowed the grilled sausage... So, What he sees is not Mrs. Xiongjie's overall beauty and charm, but Mrs. Xiongjie's partial characteristics, so he is not a pervert..."

"Someone asked, what's his name?"

"I can tell you very seriously that he is only lame..."

Amidst a burst of laughter, Lin Tao inadvertently looked at Mrs. Xiongjie, and found that Mrs. Xiongjie was not only not angry, but also very happy; Lin Tao was relieved immediately, and suddenly found that Mrs. Xiongjie was generous and very beautiful.

That faint smile is so beautiful! The beauty is just like Lin Tao's favorite appearance.

Just when Lin Tao was in a daze, Mrs. Xiongjie blinked mischievously, licked her sexy rosy lips, and straightened her chest charmingly and seductively. Lin Tao's heart skipped a beat, and she hurriedly looked away, not daring to look any further.

Thinking that he once had thirty-six wives, it can be said that he has had countless wives, and now they are all over one hundred and fifty years old, and after living for more than one hundred and fifty years, he suddenly fell in love with Mrs. Xiongjie.

Lin Tao began to despise himself, he squeezed his leg hard, and thought of Amitabha.

After a while, Lin Tao couldn't bear it anymore, and looked at Mrs. Xiongjie secretly again, and suddenly found that Mrs. Xiongjie was looking straight at him. Lin Tao hurriedly sat up straight and looked at Doubixing on the table, not daring to look around again.

However, Mrs. Xiongjie came over suddenly, came to Lin Tao's side with a smile, and sat down gently.

He even touched Lin Tao inadvertently with his arm, covered his mouth, and smiled secretly.

Lin Tao's heart skipped a beat, feeling the excitement of being teased.

He smelled the scent of Mrs. Xiongjie, and found it as alluring as the cherry blossoms on Mount Fuji in Japan.

However, Lin Tao didn't know the details of Mrs. Xiongjie, so she didn't dare to respond easily.

At this moment, Lin Tao was thinking, what if Mrs. Xiongjie had a husband? What if there are children?

Is it just a one-night stand, and no one will know anyone afterwards?

Lin Tao's thinking is still very conservative, not as open as modern people, and she can't accept one-night stands!

Besides, if Mrs. Xiongjie's husband is a martial artist at the peak of the divine realm... Lin Tao suddenly thought of Wang Yulong, Huang Junjie and Wen Tsai, they are all existences he can't beat; their wives, Lin Tao dare not think anything wrong .

"What Doubixing said is really good." Mrs. Xiongjie said with a light smile.

"Yes, yes!" Lin Tao echoed awkwardly.

"Do you think I'm pretty?" Mrs. Xiongjie asked suddenly. Q Book Friends Group: 158357518