Chapter 1922 Never Brushed His Teeth

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Song Yajun wants to find a place where everyone is equal, friendly and loves each other. He should not come to the world, but go to the fairyland. Bookmark this site┏Ⅹ④③⑨⑨┛

In Li Yong's view, perhaps only the fairy world can achieve true equality and true friendship and mutual love.

And there is no traffic coming and going, no bus falling off the cliff.

No life or death, no tortured love tragedy, no human tragedy.

People live a happy, joyful, rich and fulfilling life; they don't compete with the world, and their minds are peaceful and peaceful.

"Can you take a taxi?" Facing the whistling sea breeze and looking at the deserted Bihai Park in the distance, Li Yong directly changed the topic, and asked Song Yajun lightly, "Can you take a taxi home?"

"Yes, isn't it easy to take a taxi?" Song Yajun waved his fist and smiled innocently. In Song Yajun's view, since the world is so violent, it should be no problem to just take a taxi.

"That's good." Li Yong took off the medicine king stone pendant and hung it around Song Yajun's neck: "Take this and take a taxi home, which is the house next to the Blue Moon Lake. I'll leave for a while, and when you get home, I will will come out."

"Okay." Song Yajun agreed wholeheartedly.

"Take this well." Li Yong pointed to the pendant and said seriously. .

"Brother Yong, it's okay, don't worry! I won't lose it." Song Yajun repeatedly assured.

With a thought, Li Yong got into the Medicine King Stone.

He felt that taking a taxi home from the beach would be the fastest speed, and it would take at least two hours!

Two hours outside, two days inside Yaowang Stone, he should make good use of the precious time of these two days.

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After Li Yong disappeared, Song Yajun looked around for a while, really unable to determine which direction Li Yong went. However, he realized that Li Yong attached great importance to the medicine king stone pendant, so he held it in his hand and looked at it carefully.

With Song Yajun's erudition and knowledge, he couldn't see anything famous, so he had to give up.

Looking around again, Song Yajun finally set his sights on the couple who were hugging, kissing, biting their ears and gnawing their necks on the beach.

Why are you still fighting? It's endless, right?

Song Yajun couldn't see it,

Finally bit the bullet and walked over, raised his voice: "Hey, can you stop being so violent? Everyone loves and respects each other, isn't it okay? Why are you fighting?"

The young man and the young woman turned their heads together and looked at Song Yajun in shock: "Why are we fighting?"

"You guys aren't fighting, what are you doing like that?" Song Yajun gestured with his hands.

"Crazy." The young woman blushed with embarrassment.

"Get out." The young man had an urge to hit someone.

Song Yajun thought to himself, human beings are really not easy to get along with! It seemed that it was quite different from what he had imagined before. He thinks that Da Mao and Er Mao are very good, and Li Yong is very good! But this man is just too savage.

Song Yajun didn't want to conflict with them, so he walked away and said, "Listen to my advice, don't fight."

The young man couldn't bear it any longer, he ran up from behind and punched Song Yajun.

Song Yajun grabbed the young man's fist with his backhand, and said depressedly: "Young man, why don't you listen to my advice? After fighting with that girl, I didn't enjoy it, and you still want to fight with me, don't you?"

The young man shouted angrily: "I'm going to beat you, I'm going to beat you bastard! Believe it or not, I'll ask the bodyguard to kill you?"

Song Yajun frowned and said, "Since you want to fight so much, I have no choice but to accompany you to the end."

As soon as the words fell, Song Yajun hugged the young man, kissed the young man's mouth, then bit the young man's ear, licked the young man's neck, and almost tore off the young man's shirt.

The young man is just an ordinary person. If he wants to struggle, he can't at all;

In Song Yajun's arms, he was like a weak woman being forcibly hugged into the arms of a powerful hooligan.

The feeling of being ravaged was so sour that the young man burst into tears.

The young man showed a pitiful expression on his face, as if he wanted to die.

The young woman on the side screamed: "Come on, hooligan, you are molesting my boyfriend, bodyguard, come quickly."

Four bodyguards in black ran over from a distant park when they heard the sound, and rushed towards Song Yajun cursing.

The bodyguards all thought that Song Yajun must be blind, and also an idiot; such a beautiful woman would not moleste him, but he insisted on molesting a man. This is not stupid, what else can it be called?

"Sex monster, let go."

"Let go of our boss."

"beat him."

Seeing that the bodyguards couldn't persuade him, they all attacked Song Yajun.

However, these are just bodyguards with peak internal strength, how can they be the opponent of Song Yajun who is a great success in the spiritual realm?

Song Yajun let go of the young man, and just turned around, and beat all four bodyguards to the ground.

Turning around, Song Yajun looked at the tearful young man and asked with a smile, "Do you want to fight?"

The young man was completely ruined by Song Yajun's kiss. He had nothing to love, his lips were blistered, his legs were weak, and he could hardly stand upright; moreover, his bottom was still wet. I was kissed and peed directly, and peed all over my pants.

Hearing Song Yajun's question, he shook his head like a rattle: "No, I won't fight..."

Song Yajun taught: "Remember, as human beings, we must love and help each other, respect each other, and don't fight."

"Yes, yes." The young man didn't even know when he got into a fight, so he couldn't explain it clearly!

"Is there a car?" Song Yajun had to be ordered by Li Yong to take a taxi home, but the car hadn't been taken yet.

"Yes, yes." The young man nodded and said.

"Take me there." Song Yajun ordered lightly.

The young man thought to himself, which onion are you? Why do you ask me to take you there? However, seeing the four bodyguards hired with money were still lying on the beach, the young man had no choice but to nod and said: "Okay, please follow me, this way please."

The young man swears that he has never been so polite to his father, mother, and father-in-law.

The young woman hurried over, supported the young man, and led Song Yajun to the outside together.

They crossed the beach and followed the path to the road. The young man's red sporty sports car was parked on the side of the road.

"This is my car, imported from Germany, worth 20 million..." The young man introduced politely: "It can run 360 yards, faster than the high-speed rail, sir, you know the name of this car... "

Song Yajun didn't listen to the young man's introduction at all, thinking that Li Yong told him to take a taxi, now that he finally opened the car, let's take a taxi! So, he swung his fist and hit it directly. This punch smashed the window glass of the car immediately.

Bang, clatter... The young man was dumbfounded, and the young woman was also dumbfounded.

It doesn't count if you bully someone, but you still want to smash the car? The young man looked angry, but he didn't dare to attack.

The young woman felt sorry for this sports car. If she punched it down, it wouldn't be worth a million dollars. It couldn't be repaired!

But Song Yajun didn't stop, thinking that Li Yong just asked him to take a taxi, and didn't say to hit him a few times; he might as well punch a few more times, so as not to make Li Yong unhappy when he went back to report to Li Yong.

So, bang, bang, bang...

Song Yajun walked around the car, smashing all the glass on the front, rear, left, and right sides of the car; finally kicked the door down, and kicked the car over.

This time, except for the good engine, the sports car is completely scrapped.

Seeing Song Yajun's violence, the young woman backed away in fright and kept silent. The young man couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately shouted angrily: "Baldy, why did you break our car? You want to pay for my car."

Song Yajun smiled honestly: "I can't help it either."

The man wanted to strangle Song Yajun to death, and said furiously, "What do you mean? Who told you to break my sports car? Do you know who the hell I am? You don't want to live if you dare to smash my car!"

"I really have nothing else to do. Brother Yong asked me to fight." Song Yajun explained helplessly.

Seeing that Song Yajun's attitude was not bad, the woman suddenly took courage, walked forward, pointed at Song Yajun's nose and said angrily: "No matter who told you to beat you, you are a crime. We call the police. It's over..."

The man suddenly motioned the woman to shut up, and then asked suspiciously, "Which Brother Yong are you talking about?"

"His name is Li Yong, and he lives by the Lanyue Lake in Zhonghai City. He told me to take a taxi home." Song Yajun thought about it: "I just found out now that I can't go home after taking a taxi! It seems, It doesn't matter."

"That's my brother-in-law, that's my brother-in-law." The man jumped up suddenly, and he stopped feeling sorry for his car, but asked in surprise, "Baldy, where is my brother-in-law? It's Li Yong, where is he?"

Song Yajun looked at the man and asked, "Who are you?"

"My name is Zhou Honghui. My sister is Li Yong's wife, and I am Li Yong's brother-in-law." Zhou Honghui changed his decadent and angry expression just now, and introduced with pride: "I am my brother-in-law's secretary. Looking for him."

Song Yajun didn't understand, waved his hand and said, "Brother Yong told me to take a taxi, and then told me to go home!"

Zhou Honghui recalled, and explained: "To take a taxi is not to hit with fists, but to block the car, which means to take a taxi. My brother-in-law told you to take a taxi home, which means to tell you to take a taxi home, why don't you understand? "

Song Yajun touched his head in embarrassment: "Sorry, I just came to the world."

Zhou Honghui was taken aback, looked at Song Yajun, and asked softly, "Aren't you human?"

Song Yajun patted his head again, and said in a low voice, "I'm a sea turtle. I just turned into a human."

"A monster!" The young woman couldn't help but took a step back, looking at Song Yajun in horror.

Zhou Honghui put his arms around Song Yajun's neck with a smile on his face, and said with a familiar smile: "So it's Brother Turtle. Since you call my brother-in-law Brother Yong, it's my family. I'll send you back!"

"Thank you, thank you buddy." Song Yajun also became polite, and then pointed at the car embarrassingly: "I'm sorry! I misunderstood just now, I didn't expect that you are Brother Yong's relatives, I, I have no money to compensate you, what should I do? "

Zhou Honghui said indifferently: "It's okay, brother-in-law will help you pay for it later."

Song Yajun's heart suddenly relaxed, and he pressed Zhou Honghui's neck, and laughed, "Good brother."

Seeing that Song Yajun was about to kiss him, Zhou Honghui hurriedly broke free: "How long has it been since you brushed your teeth?"

Song Yajun touched his mouth: "I, I have never brushed my teeth."

"Ugh..." Zhou Honghui rolled his eyes and threw up.