Chapter 1936 Can't Find a Place

With a glance at the home, Li Yong saw that Zhou Feixue had just taken a shower, was wearing the sexiest silk nightgown, sitting on the tidy big bed, and said to himself: "Brother Yong, why hasn't he come back? Mingming said afternoon Just come back, it's almost late at night, why don't you come back? Could it be that you went to pick up girls again!"

"Men are so lustful. They have beautiful wives at home who don't want to make love, so they just go out to make love to women."

Hearing what Zhou Feixue said, Li Yong sent a voice transmission: "How can you mess with flowers? You are also looking for a wife outside."

Zhou Feixue looked around: "Brother Yong, where are you?"

"I'm still on the way?" Li Yong smiled and said, "I'll be home soon."

Zhou Feixue immediately rolled over and got out of bed, and began to put on her clothes: "I'll pick you up."

"No, just wait for me on the bed." Li Yong said with a smile.

"Okay!" Zhou Feixue climbed onto the bed again, complaining, "Hurry up, I miss you."&1t;i>&1t;/i>

Li Yong didn't pay any attention to it, but looked to Zhou Honghui.

I saw Zhou Honghui taking Mei Xiaoyan on a boat on the Blue Moon Lake, holding a piece of paper in his hand, and said excitedly: "Did you see that? My sports car was broken by Song Yajun, and my sister gave it to me." A check for 30 million, I bought that car for 20 million, and my sister gave me 10 million more."

"Your sister is really rich." Mei Xiaoyan looked envious.

"It's not my sister's money, it's my brother-in-law's money." Zhou Honghui said happily.

"Oh, that's Song Yajun breaking up my car. My car is worth 1.6 million. Do you think your brother-in-law will accompany me to give me 2 million?" Mei Xiaoyan asked.

Zhou Honghui hasn't answered yet.

There was a gust of wind blowing, and the check in Zhou Honghui's hand was blown away. Zhou Honghui yelled like a dead father: "Hey, my check...my car..."&1t;i>&1t;/i>

Seeing that the check was about to fall into the water, Zhou Honghui jumped down with a splash and swam over in a hurry.

However, the check suddenly flew up again, flying higher and higher, and disappeared in sight.

It's a pity that Zhou Honghui can't fly, otherwise, he would definitely chase him to the sky.

Controlling the check and flying into the car, Li Yong reached out to catch it.

This is the magical effect of the spiritual liquid, which can control objects at will and fly around.

It's just that now, you can only control lighter things and heavy things, there is no way to do this.

Afterwards, Li Yong continued to look at home while driving.

I saw Song Yajun sitting on the swing in the back garden, telling Da Mao and Er Mao his story of picking up girls.

"I think back then, I met a very beautiful and hot spider spirit in Yanliu Lane. Now that I think about it, this is the most beautiful lady I have ever met in my life. At that time, the spider spirit was affectionate. The lady told me that she had never been taken advantage of by clients. She was very lonely that night, and I was very handsome, so she wanted to have a relationship with me. Can you believe it? I spent money to find a lady, and I was able to Find a place..."&1t;i>&1t;/i>

Song Yajun spoke seriously, and Da Mao and Er Mao swallowed their saliva together.

"No..." They shook their heads: "I don't believe..."

"Even I can't believe it!" Song Yajun picked up a bottle of beer and drank it.

Da Mao and Er Mao couldn't wait to ask: "Have you had a relationship?"

"How did you have a relationship? Can a spider spirit really have a relationship with your turtle?"

Song Yajun thought for a while, and then continued: "That night, I drank a lot of wine with the spider spirit, and that night, I talked a lot with the spider spirit; At that moment, in the beautiful singing of the spider essence, I was drunk, and the spider essence was also drunk. At that moment, the spider essence regarded me as my first love boyfriend, and I also regarded the spider essence as my first love girlfriend. We hugged, Kissed and said a lot of love words..."&1t;i>&1t;/i>

Da Mao and Er Mao blinked, thinking that Song Yajun was so lyrical! So hurtful, so cool and handsome!

However, having said so much, they didn't have the focus of their attention.

Da Mao couldn't help asking: "Do you have a relationship?"

Ermao also followed up and asked, "Yes! How did you two sleep together? Who is more active?"

Song Yajun made a recollection: "We drank and drank directly to the bed. Maybe she took the initiative or I took the initiative. But for us, it doesn't matter who is more active. The most important thing What's more, I couldn't find the place, and I was so anxious at the time, I couldn't find the place no matter how I searched."

Both Da Mao and Er Mao were confused: "Why can't I find a place? Where are you looking for?"

Song Yajun smiled awkwardly, and said softly: "You all know that spiders have many legs, right? Moreover, a spider spirit that turns into a human has more legs, one after another, and they are too numerous to count!" &1t;i>&1t;/i>

"Each leg is thin and long, wearing silk stockings, which is sexy and attractive; I was young and ignorant at the time, and I didn't understand anything. The blood was rushing, and the sperm was on the brain. I just looked for it, and I looked for it. Break off one leg, no, break off the other leg, not yet. I searched and searched all night, but I couldn’t find a place.”

"Dawn, the spider spirit woke up, and I woke up too. The spider spirit disliked me for being stupid, and I hated the spider spirit for having too many legs; we disliked it back and forth, and finally quarreled. The spider spirit kicked me with my legs, She also wanted to wrap me up with silk. I will definitely not let her bully me! I resisted, not to be outdone, and when she kicked me, I hugged her feet."

"As soon as she kicked me, I hugged her leg and guess what happened?"

Facing Song Yajun's question, Da Mao and Er Mao shook their heads together: "I don't know."

Song Yajun slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "I found it, I finally found it. The place I was looking for was just under that leg, my God! What luck. I hugged the spider spirit's leg and touched it upwards. The spider spirit immediately became gentle. You don’t know, the spider spirit is really gentle! At least I can’t forget that feeling.” &1t;i>&1t;/i>

Da Mao and Er Mao swallowed their saliva again. After hearing Song Yajun's story, they wished they could run out to find the young lady and a spider spirit to taste that unforgettable taste.

"Can you tell me the details?" Da Mao asked, "For example, the process of undressing and the reaction of the spider spirit..."

"Yeah! We want to hear the details." Er Mao looked wretched, full of expectation.

Song Yajun sighed: "I was so drunk at the time, I can't remember!"

"Then what happened later? What happened to you later?" Da Mao and Er Mao started to get to the bottom of it.

Song Yajun took a sip of beer and thought about it: "Afterwards, that beautiful spider hugged me tightly, not wanting me to leave. She touched my chest while talking to me a lot."

"What love story? How did you say it?" Da Mao and Er Mao wanted to know very much. &1t;i>&1t;/i>

Song Yajun scratched his scalp and continued: "She told me softly that eight hundred years ago, she met Tang Monk who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. At that time, she didn't know that eating Tang Monk's meat could lead to immortality, otherwise , she must eat a bite of Tang Priest's meat, and if she eats Tang Priest's meat, she will become a true immortal, and then ascend to heaven."

"Wow, you even met Tang Seng?" Da Mao and Er Mao were extremely surprised.

"That's right, this is a spider spirit over five thousand years old, and its body is older than me." Song Yajun said seriously.

"It's more than five thousand years old, and it's still a virgin?" Da Mao and Er Mao were even more surprised.

Song Yajun blushed, changed the subject hastily, and continued: "Listen to me, at that time, the spider spirit met Tang Seng who lost his way in the woods. Seeing that Tang Monk was handsome, the spider spirit asked, "Where is the holy monk going?" The Tang monk said: Go west. The spider spirit asked again: Why go west. The Tang monk answered: Learn from the scriptures. The spider spirit said: "My daughter has the scriptures, why go west?"&1t;i>&1t;/i>

"Tang Monk was surprised and said: Where is the scripture? Let me see? The spider spirit blushed and cursed: Rogue monk, aren't you afraid of being blamed by the Buddha?" , The poor monk lost his way again, and really didn’t know how to get there! If the almsgiver has scriptures, the poor monk can take them, so he doesn’t have to go to the West Heaven so hard, and ask the benefactor to bring the scriptures.”

Da Mao wondered: "How can the spider spirit have scriptures? The spider spirit must be deceiving people."

Er Mao also said strangely: "Yes, it is impossible for the spider spirit to have scriptures. What she tells is different from Journey to the West."

Song Yajun said seriously: "The spider spirit really has experience, because the spider spirit is a woman."

"Women? Do women have to have scriptures?" Da Mao and Er Mao asked again.

Song Yajun suddenly felt that it was really troublesome to let Da Mao and Er Mao understand this; so Song Yajun didn't explain, and continued to talk: "Under Tang Seng's strong request, the spider spirit has no choice. I had no choice but to take Tang Seng deep into the woods and read scriptures to Tang Seng..."&1t;i>&1t;/i>

Having said that, Song Yajun deliberately paused.

Da Mao and Er Mao were fascinated by what they heard, and hurriedly asked: "What happened later? What happened later?"

Song Yajun touched his bald scalp: "We'll talk about it tomorrow."

"No! Brother Song, let's talk now, we have to listen to the rest." Da Mao and Er Mao begged: "Song Brother, speak quickly."

Song Yajun knocked on the broken bowl in front of him: "It's hard work to tell a story, why don't you pay for your hard work!"

Da Mao took out a hundred and put them into the broken bowl; Er Mao, not to be outdone, also took out a hundred and put them in the broken bowl.

Song Yajun put away two hundred yuan, haha, I can buy a set of cheap cosmetics for my wife, and I can also buy a few extra-curricular books for my children; it is not easy to earn money! It's really not easy to meet idiots like Da Mao and Er Mao.

Putting the money away without any trace, Song Yajun continued to speak: "The spider spirit took Tang Seng to the depths of the woods, and brought Tang Seng into the Pansi Cave. There lived a group of spider spirits. They came to learn the scriptures, and they were not stingy people, they took off their clothes one after another, and wanted to show the scriptures to Tang Seng... Tang Seng was frightened, thinking that these spiders were going to insult him, so scared that Tang Seng ran away on the white dragon horse. Run, and look back at the same time..."

"Accidentally, the white dragon horse bumped into a tree. Fortunately, his god horse broke the tree directly."

"Later, after learning the scriptures and returning to the Tang Dynasty, Bai Longma went to find the spider spirits in the Pansi Cave and wanted to take another look. Because he was running too fast at that time, he didn't even see clearly..."

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