Chapter 1634 Dumb and Pig (Ⅰ)

In fact, Bolsson was aware of the little tricks the squadron leaders were doing behind his back, but he pretended not to know.

Among the group of hill giants, there are more or less strong, brave and aggressive reckless men, but nimble hill giants are as rare as pearls in oysters.

The squadron leader selected by Borson usually has an intelligence attribute of no less than 10 points. Among humans, this is only an average level, but in the hill giant tribe whose intelligence attribute is only 6 points on average, 10 points of intelligence is considered smart. people.

Out of the consideration of cherishing talents, Bolsson doesn't mind his subordinates playing tricks, as long as he doesn't make taboos on issues of right and wrong-such as not being punctual, such as being unable to restrain his subordinates.

"Bucktooth" Cook committed two taboos at the same time. Bolsson was very disappointed with him, and he had already moved to remove his post and replace the leader of the fifth squadron.

The Fifth Squadron is the most difficult squadron in the entire mercenary regiment. The idiots and lunatics that other squadrons don't want are all sent to the Fifth Squadron, which can be called the "garbage recycling bin".

With Cook deposed, it was difficult for Bolsson to find a qualified successor for the captain within the Fifth Squadron.

Even if Bolsson relaxes the requirements on the IQ of the captain candidate, at least one strong man who can crush other team members in strength must be selected, but in the fifth squadron, there does not seem to be such a strong guy.

Putting aside these troubles for the time being, Bolsson walked through the crowd and walked towards the center of the open space.

From a distance, I saw a person lying on his back in a pool of blood, already passed out.

Bolsson knew his group of reckless and aggressive bastards too well, and immediately guessed that there had been a vicious brawl here not long ago, and it was probably the source of the confusion in the Fifth Squadron.

It was impossible to strictly prohibit fighting in an army composed entirely of hill giants, and Bolsson knew it well.

What really made him angry was not that there was a fight, but why "Bucktooth" Cook didn't come forward to settle the conflict in time, so that things deteriorated to the point where someone was seriously injured.

If he can't even handle such a trivial matter, Cook is still useless as a squadron leader! ?

"Where did Cook die?" Bolsson asked coldly, "Get out of here!"

The expected scene where Cook rushed to greet him tremblingly did not appear.

Just when Bolsson's anger was about to get out of control, a squadron leader behind him poked his head over and pointed at the guy lying on his back in a pool of blood.

Bolsson's face changed slightly, he stepped forward quickly, leaned over to observe the unconscious guy carefully, and it took him a while to recognize it——this person is Cook!

The fifth squadron leader "Bucktooth" Cook's bloody and bloody face was sunken inward, as if he had been hit by a battering ram head-on, and his nose was flattened and crushed like a rotten tomato.

Even his iconic buck teeth were broken, and he flew to nowhere.

Seeing Cook's miserable state, Bolsson was both surprised and puzzled. He got up and looked around, trying to find the murderer who beat Cook into such a virtuous state.

He soon noticed that not far away, a big fat man wearing wild boar leather armor was sitting on the ground, with a helmet made of a dried and hollowed out wild boar head on his head, holding something in his hand, and was burying his head Weep bitterly.

Since the man's back was facing this side, Bolsson couldn't see his appearance clearly, and his back seemed a little strange. He should be a recruit who had just been recruited into the army not long ago.

"That guy knocked Cook unconscious?"

Bolsson pointed to the fat man's back and asked his subordinates.

"That's right! Brother Bolsom, it was Todd the 'Dumb' who did it!"

"That kid fights like a mad boar, very fierce!"

Witnesses to the brawl talked about the cause and effect of the conflict.

After listening to the narration of the onlookers, Bolsson learned that the young hill giant nicknamed "Dummy" was indeed a recruit who had just enlisted in the army.

This person's figure is considered super fat among the hill giant tribe who regard fat as beauty, and weighs nearly 2000 pounds!

"Stupid" Todd is not obese. Under the fat are all solid muscles, and his skills are quite flexible. If he didn't have a bad brain, he wouldn't be assigned to the fifth squadron.

"Todd, this guy, is so stupid, he even brought a fat pig to join the army. When he marched, he put the fat pig in a backpack, carried it wherever he went, and hugged the pig when he slept. The pig has become his wife."

"During the assembly just now, Todd carried his pet pig on his back as usual. Some troublemaker made a mistake and stabbed his backpack hard with a knife, causing the pig's butt to bleed. It screamed and struggled to jump out. Backpack."

"The frightened fat pig was running around the camp and Todd yelled 'my pig, my pig' and ran after him trying to catch the frightened fat pig back."

"This one man and one pig ran around and made a mess of the whole camp."

"Captain Cook heard the pig screaming and brought people over to check it out. It just so happened that the fat pig that didn't know how to live or die ran into Captain Cook head-on."

"Captain Cook kicked the fat pig to the ground, then grabbed the pig's neck and picked up the animal."

"Todd hurried over and begged Captain Cook loudly to give him back the fat pig that caused trouble."

"Captain Cook is full of anger and has nowhere to go. How can he easily let go of that silly boy? First, he deliberately kissed the pig's mouth in front of Todd. The fat pig screamed and struggled desperately, Todd He jumped up and down angrily, as if Captain Cook was molesting his wife in person."

"Captain Cook teased Todd the 'dumb' enough, so he put on a ferocious face, suddenly opened his mouth wide, and bit the fat pig's neck hard, biting off the pig's throat, and then Throw that bloody, screaming fat pig on the ground and laugh."

"The brothers all burst out laughing at the antics."

"Only Todd burst into tears, rushed to fight Captain Cook, and yelled to avenge his pet pig."

"We just thought he was being stupid and waited to see the good show."

"We thought that Captain Cook would give this recruit a hard lesson, but Todd was so powerful that he threw Captain Cook to the ground in two or three hits, and hit Cook hard with his head as a hammer. Captain face."

"Bang bang bang! I remember Todd hit him three times in a row, knocking Captain Cook until his face was bleeding and he passed out."

"Todd was still angry and continued to beat Captain Cook who had passed out."

"We were afraid of killing people, so we hurried up to fight."

"That Todd guy is as strong as a monster!"

"Six or seven of us couldn't hold him down together. Instead, we were thrown to the ground by him, with our noses and faces bruised."

"Fortunately, after such an interruption, Todd's madness finally passed, and he became a little more sober. He stopped beating the hapless Captain Cook, ran to pick up the dead pig, and burst into tears. Look at his face. He looked sad, as if it wasn't the fat pig that died just now, but his mother!"