Chapter 919 904. Are Zombies Coming (5/5)
Chapter 919 904. Are Zombies Coming (55)
Wang Bo is fine, but he smelled the stench at the front line, and the guys who were grilling meat next to him didn't dodge, because they got the fish soup that spewed out from them!
In other words, if Old Wang just smelled the fragrance of the old man, then these guys were sprayed by Xiang!
In an instant, several screams sounded one after another. The big man who just said that he likes canned bonito yelled the loudest, as if seventeen or eight big men took turns to open his dick: "Awww!"
Several people screamed and stood up and ran out. There were many people around, especially by the lake. They ran into the lake and bumped into people along the way, and the fish soup was inevitably contaminated on these people.
A commotion broke out, and screams sounded one after another beside the campfire, and the people who were occupied by the fish soup jumped into the lake while screaming.
At first there were only a few big men, but soon it became a dozen people, and finally dozens of people, a group of "Putong" and "Putong" jumped into the lake.
The little loli who was playing with Xiao Si and others blinked and asked, "What are they doing?"
"I don't know, do you want to learn how toads jump into the lake?"
"Oh, a toad has one mouth, two eyes and four legs, and jumps into the water with a plop. This is a Chinese nursery rhyme. Who of you can do it?" Little Loli said triumphantly.
The smell next to the campfire was really strong. When the breeze blew the stench, many people backed away holding their noses.
In addition to those screaming and running into the lake, Reddy, who had just taken a breath on the stage, saw this scene and shouted in shock: "My God, is the zombie wave breaking out?!"
"Zombies? Are there really zombies? Where are they?"
"This is the New Year's celebration, right? Why are there zombies? Does the New Year's celebration here have a cosplay session?"
"The mayor of the town here is Chinese. Doesn't the Chinese celebrate New Year and Halloween together?"
"Fuck, shut up, don't you smell a disgusting stench?"
"It really stinks! It's the smell of corpses! It's definitely the smell of corpses. I smelled it when I was working on a case!"
The cheers turned into exclamations, the crowd was a little rioted, and the stench was still lingering.
Atulu's voice came to Wang Bo's nose: "Well, it smells so familiar, someone must have opened the can of herring, step aside, let me see what's going on!"
Holding his nose, Wang Bo staggered and ran out, pointed to the campfire and said, "The canned herring is over there, hurry up and find a way to deal with it for me!"
Atulu nodded and said: "Leave this to my boss, don't worry. Come, give me a piece of cake, and put some sour cream on it, this can deodorize, and these onions and potato chips, give me together..."
The canned fish was still fixed on the hook. Just now, Pharaoh put it on the ground casually, so the fish meat and the fish soup inside were not spilled out. It was only the fish soup sprayed out at the beginning that caused the killing effect.
Afterwards, Pharaoh praised himself for his calmness and cleverness at the time. If he had thrown the can away, the polluted area would have been huge...
For the lake beach, this is comparable to nuclear pollution!
Under the shocked eyes of Lao Wang and a group of people, the big Maori man took a piece of cake and put all the fish in the can into the cake, and then he ate it in big mouthfuls.
In the end, he drank the canned soup too.
Wang Bo gasped—then he was so overwhelmed by the stench that he almost vomited out. It's not an exaggeration, this stuff is too stinky!
He had to wonder, was the canned herring caught in May or June this year or a thousand-year-old fish dumpling? Is this thing food or the source of biohazard? !
At this time, someone reacted and asked, "What was that roasted on the fire just now? Is it canned herring?"
Wang Bo nodded and said, "Ah, yes."
"Fack!" The man yelled directly, "Are you trying to kill us? Do you know that canned herring needs to be opened in water? This will reduce the smell!"
"Not only did you not open it in the water, you actually put it on the fire and exploded it by heating and pressurizing! My God, this is a terrorist attack!"
Wang Bo really wanted to refute, but he didn't want to speak, he didn't even want to breathe, the smell was too bad!
Atulu came over and said, "It's not that serious, sir, this thing is food, isn't it? You are too sensitive!"
"That's right, this is food. Food is for eating. You don't need to be so inspiring, right? I know that canned herring has a special taste, but it's not so terrible." A fat woman said.
Wang Bo had to apologize for his past behavior. The fat woman who spoke for him was Atulu's wife, and he had frightened her.
The man looked at Atulu and said, "I won't argue with you, you are a warrior! A man who dares to eat canned herring and drink the soup is absolutely fearless in this world!"
Facing Wang Bo, he changed his words and insisted: "Fire-roasted canned herring is a terrorist attack! A canned herring in a supermarket in Sweden exploded naturally the year before last. Do you know how the fire brigade dealt with it? They evacuated the entire supermarket !"
Others came to support him: "Oh my God! So this is canned herring!"
"Damn it, it is indeed the world's number one dark ingredient!"
"Is this a can of herring? Oh my God, I thought someone was roasting a ****!"
"Catch this guy, he must be here to make trouble!"
"Shut up, this is the big boss of Sunset Town! By the way, I got inspired, I know how to deal with my bastard neighbor, haha, he is going to be miserable!"
"Finally I know what canned herring tastes like, my Swedish friend was right, it tastes better than shit!"
The smell of canned herring is not only strong, but also particularly persistent.
Atulu dug a hole at the bottom of the lake and buried the cans and bottles in it. This was considered to destroy the corpse, but there was still a stench lingering.
This lake beach was considered ruined, so a strange scene appeared at the celebration party. There was an empty area in the center of the lake, while people on both sides were barbecuing, drinking, singing and dancing...
"A ghost, a feces-smelling ghost, wanders by the lakeside of Sunset Town. All forces at the New Year's party, officials and townspeople, tourists and businesses, firefighters and police, have formed a holy alliance to expel this ghost."
Hani held a glass of red wine and said slowly, and Mrs. Vanessa next to him was amused by him: "Don't say that, Mr. Hani, Officer Arthur is right, it's just food."
Wang Bo rinsed his mouth with lemonade, washed his face and hands, and then he sniffed his body, and felt that there was still a bad smell: "Made, why can't this smell go away?"
Eva suppressed a smile and said, "No, your clothes have no smell. It's your nostrils that smell, and there's no way to wash it off."