Chapter 300
It's a pity that the fat cats' legs are too short, they can't run fast, and the mattress is soft, and it's a small nest when you step on it, so Er Fatty fell down again after two steps, and rolled towards the commander like a ball .
Seeing the fur ball rolling, the little parrot stopped combing its feathers. It looked at the fluffy meat ball in amazement, raised its paw and scratched it, muttering: "Ah, what bird?"
Er Fatty was worried that the little parrot was scared away, but the other party came to his door, he was overjoyed, and quickly waved his paw to grab the little parrot into his arms.
The little parrot jumped in fright, flapped its wings and took off quickly.
Although Er Fatty grabbed its claws, it was too light. The commander absorbed the energy of the lord every day, and he was so strong that he took it and flew up!
Now Er Fatty was scared, he turned his head and saw that he was getting farther and farther away from the mattress, he was so frightened that he quickly let go of his paws, and landed on the bed with a 'baji', being bounced high by the soft mattress.
But Fatty is still walking on the catwalk, it seems that the process is more important than the result for it.
Old Wang didn't know what to say, so the big fat man moved quickly, he might not be able to catch the commander if he worked together, but he missed the opportunity.
On the contrary, Er Pang bounced up and then fell down and hit it, so that the big fat got angry, pushing away Er Pang who hit him and turning back was a paw!
It's a pity that the little short legs can't reach...
Lao Wang wanted to get up to wash and exercise, so he found a piece of clothing with pockets on his chest. The big one was fat on the left and the other was fat on the right, with a little chubby cat stuffed on one chest.
He was woken up a bit early, and the sky hadn't lit up yet, but he was surprised when he checked the time. It was already six o'clock in the morning, and the sky was supposed to be bright. Is it cloudy?
Turning on the weather forecast on the phone, it is true that there may be light rain today, and the sky outside is gloomy, not bright. Not long after reading the weather, the sky began to rain.
There were still some clothes drying in the outer court, so Pharaoh quickly packed them up and came back.
After a while, other people woke up one after another. He saw little Hani walking out wearing only big pants, and knowing that he was going to get his clothes and pants to dry, he said, "Don't go out, your pants are already wet..."
Hearing what he said, Little Hani had an embarrassed expression on his face. He twisted Nini and said, "Well, last night I dreamed of a beautiful girl with a great figure, so I got a little excited and wet my pants."
"I found out that it was too late when it rained. At that time, your clothes and pants were all wet, but it wasn't very wet, and it would dry off after a while. By the way, what did you say?" Old Wang asked in surprise.
Little Hani: "..."
Little Battier next to him said: "Little Haney said he dreamed of a beautiful girl last night and then wet his pants..."
Little Hani turned around and slapped the young president on the head: "Xue Te, you're the only one talking!"
In the early spring, the light rain began to fall. After the rain came, the grassland suddenly became green. It seemed that the weeds were still yellow before the rain, and they grew young leaves when it rained.
The birth flowers on the side of the road are even more vibrant. Most of the flowers are open, red, yellow, white, blue, and even purple. scene appeared!
When Lao Wang went to work, he saw many cars parked in the open space of the town, and there were also parked cars on the side of the road in the distance. Some people were taking pictures of flowers in the light rain.
The female painter Barbara was also in the rain, and Anderson held an umbrella for her. She sat in front of a field of red wild twist flowers, looked at these pink flowers attentively, and moved the brush in her hand on the drawing paper rustlingly. Draw the figures of these little flowers.
Anderson saw Lao Wang, he smiled and waved, and then signaled that his wife was painting and he could not say hello.
Old Wang nodded, and took the strong man and the queen into the office building. Because he was worried that the fat and the fat would stay at home and continue to fight, he took them to the town together.
Maybe because of the strange environment, the big fat and the two fat are much more honest, lying in front of his computer on one left and one on the right, with the sound of 'gurgling' in his stomach, like two mascots.
At noon, he received a call from Brother A, Na Qingyang. On the other side of the world, Brother A was in high spirits: "Old Wang, I'm almost done here, and the immigration documents have been submitted to the embassy."
Wang Bo said: "This is slow enough."
Brother A said helplessly: "I can't help it. My grandpa is an old revolutionary. He heard that I wanted to immigrate and disagreed to the death. He said that I would go to work for foreign devils after finishing college."
In the current Internet discourse, brother A is the third generation of red, but he is not a descendant of high-ranking officials. Many people in the family are members of the system, but none of them have high official positions.
That Qingyang's grandfather was a veteran soldier who participated in the Korean War, and was transferred to the county's armed forces because of injuries. His father was a deputy director-level cadre of the city's Agricultural Bureau, and his second uncle was a member of the Investment Promotion Office of another county, and their official positions were so-so.
That's why Qingyang was so interested in politics. That's why he had to take the civil service exam after graduating from university. This path was planned for him by his family.
Brother A kept complaining on the phone, saying that his grandfather was a little demented, and he refused to let him go abroad, thinking that he had to stay in China to shine for the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland after he graduated from university.
Old Wang asked: "Then how did you convince the old man to let you go abroad?"
Brother A said: "I can only lie to him. I lied to him that he was going abroad to do business. He knew that foreign land ownership can be purchased, so I said that I would buy foreign land after I made money in business. One day I will buy all the land in New Zealand. In this way New Zealand becomes our overseas territory of China."
"Did the old man believe it?"
"It's not just a letter, I even took out the private money that I had saved for my wife, saying that I will give up a small house for everyone at this time, and let me buy more land in New Zealand!"
He was on the phone here, and the army commander flew in. It was flying in the rain. After entering the house, he flapped his wings annoyedly, and cursed: "Ah, the rain is fucking blown up!"
The fat and fat man who was supposed to be the mascot's eyes lit up when he saw the little parrot. They stuck out their tongues and licked their lips in unison, chasing each other and rushing towards the commander.
The army commander was startled, flapped his wings and flew up quickly.
But unfortunately, its feathers are stained with too much rainwater. Unlike ducks and geese, the surface of the feathers of parrots has oil and water insulation. Its feathers are the same as chicken feathers. If they get wet with too much water, they will become heavy and their take-off speed will slow down. up.
The big fat, the fat, and the short legs couldn't run fast, but because the army commander was very close to them, the two brothers finally jumped up and caught it all at once.
The army commander fluttered his wings in horror, pulled his neck and shouted desperately: "Ah, ah, Wang, someone caught your bird! Ah, caught your bird!"
Lao Wang didn't care about calling Brother A again, so he quickly hung up after talking, and came up and dragged Brother Fat Cat aside, and finally rescued the general.