Chapter 299 292. Surrounding the Birds to Save the Cat (1/5)
Chapter 299 292. Surrounding Birds to Save Cats (15)
After attending the police party, Eva became the driver and was responsible for sending them back. Lao Wang, Uncle Bing and Atulu all drank, and the latter was still so drunk that the three of them could not drive.
When the night was hazy again, Wang Bo pulled down the car window and looked at the night sky. A full moon hung in the sky, very bright and beautiful, and the moonlight was light and gentle.
He stretched out his hand, the moonlight sprinkled on the palm of his hand, he clenched his fist, as if catching the moonlight.
Eva saw this scene from the rearview mirror, she chuckled and said, "What did you catch? Moonlight Elf?"
Moonlight elves are members of Nordic mythology. They are transformed from plants and trees, and their image is a cute little Zhengtai or little lolita. They will fly out on the night of the full moon. Legend has it that you can harvest blessings when you meet them.
Wang Bo shook his head and said, "I'm sitting with the most beautiful elf now, how could the moonlight elf appear? I did that just now because I remembered that the Mid-Autumn Festival will soon be here!"
"Mid-Autumn Festival? Is your festival right? Dai'er learned Chinese a few days ago, and it was introduced in a book. You must be homesick?" Eva asked while driving.
Wang Bo sighed and said, "Yes, I miss my family very much during the festive season, Eva, I miss my parents very much, I really hope they can come to me."
Eva held the steering wheel with one hand, patted the back of Lao Wang's hand with her left hand, and said softly: "They miss you too, you can bring them here, I think Sunset Town is so beautiful, they will like it."
Old Wang shook his head. He had been trying to bring his parents over since he came to New Zealand, but his parents were unwilling, especially now. Because September is the sea opening season along the coast of China, the sea was closed in the previous season and fishing boats were not allowed to go fishing. Now that the sea is open, the most important harvest season for fishermen is coming.
Eva drove to Maori Village first, Lao Wang helped Atulu out of the car, his burly wife was waiting outside the door, and seeing Atulu reeking of alcohol, this woman who seemed to have a stronger body rushed up one step at a time. He punched Atulu in the stomach first!
"Boom!" With a muffled sound, Atulu screamed and fell to his knees, opened his mouth and spat out.
Eva's eyes widened in surprise, and she exclaimed, "My God, is this domestic violence?"
Because of the incident of kicking the house away last time, Lily maintained a certain awe of Lao Wang, and she hurriedly explained: "No, no, mayor, this is not domestic violence, I will sober up this bastard! I usually sober up like this !"
Lao Wang believed it, and he believed that because of himself in front of him, Lily had already shown mercy.
After Atulu vomited a lot, Lily picked him up like a pig, and brought him home easily. The strength he showed made the old men like Uncle Bing feel ashamed: "This is a female tyrannosaurus? "
Eva also admired: "God, she should practice shot put or weightlifting, and she will definitely win a medal in the Olympics!"
Later, the beautiful teacher wanted to send them home one by one, but Lao Wang refused. It would be a bit too embarrassing to do so, how can I let the lady send them back?
In fact, Lao Wang is almost sober now, and his alcohol capacity is average, at least compared to the wine barrels of Sergeant Smith Atulu. But because he has the heart of a lord, one of his strengths is that he sobers up quickly, and this will return to normal.
But after all, after drinking, he didn't even bother to take a shower when he returned to the castle, so he hurriedly took off his clothes and went to bed and fell asleep.
In the dream, he felt like he was taking a sauna, and someone was giving him a bath, but they kept rubbing his legs.
Waking up in the morning, Pharaoh was still woken up by the noise. He felt a furry thing rolling around his body and face. He opened his eyes dimly and found that Big Fatty and Er Fatty were fighting again!
Old Wang didn't understand why the brothers liked to fight so much, it shouldn't be, cats and dogs are different, they are not aggressive, they even like to live in groups.
Two chubby cats are waving their short legs and rolling around on the bed. They are still small, and the mattress is soft with short legs. Sometimes they fall down after running two steps, so they keep rolling like wrestling .
The young man and the queen also woke up. They looked at the two little fur balls impatiently, and wanted to open their mouths and roar to scare them, but the old king was still sleeping, and they were opening and closing their mouths, closing their mouths and opening them again. The expression on the dog's face was dissatisfied.
Xiao Wang didn't care, he was still sleeping soundly with his eyes closed, his big strong paws were hugging one of Lao Wang's legs, wondering if he was eating in a dream, and he stuck out his tongue to lick it from time to time.
Seeing this, Lao Wang quickly pulled it out, no wonder someone always rubbed his legs in the dream, Xiao Wang was licking all the time, but fortunately he didn't bite, otherwise he would use the sharp teeth of a liger to go down this piece of meat in one bite. The legs are useless!
As soon as the old Wang woke up, the strong man and the queen rushed into his arms, and then looked at the two fat and fat brothers with dissatisfied eyes, as if they were asking the old king to uphold justice.
Lao Wang separated the two little chubby cats, but as soon as he let go, the two little bastards immediately got entangled again, as if there was an enmity between them, and they wanted to fight no matter what.
There was no other way, thinking that the cats raised in his hometown seemed to be particularly interested in birds, Lao Wang had no choice but to surround Wei and save Zhao. He whistled and called the general over, saying, "Good morning, Commander, come to bed."
"Ah, good morning, good morning!" the army commander said with a long voice, and fell in front of him obediently.
Sure enough, when the little parrot flew down, the eyes of the little chubby cat brothers suddenly widened. They stopped fighting and turned their heads to look at the commander. They opened their small mouths to reveal their pink tongues and licked their lips and became excited. .
The army commander didn't realize that the crisis was coming. It was used to running rampant in the castle. Only the Rottweiler princes tossed it when they were young. As the princes grew up, the mature and steady nature of the Rottweilers was revealed, and they no longer bullied the army. long.
Unprepared, the army commander started to be smug again after he fell down, pecking the wings with his beak for a while, and trimming the feathers on his chest for a while, so as to arrange the feathers in an orderly manner.
Big Fatty took the lead in attacking. It lay on the bed and raised its tail high, as if a small flagpole was tied to its buttocks. Then it slowly crawled forward, its eyes fixed on the commander.
Er Fatty's movements were faster, his short legs strode fast, and he rushed towards the commander with a whimper!