Five Hundred and Eighty IX Playing the Piano to the Cow
Ronan felt that life should be a comedy.
Everything in front of him seemed very absurd and bizarre, because it was so inexplicable that Ronan strongly suspected that it was a prank, so he couldn't help but turned his head and looked around, trying to find the camera to see if there was a program crew filming in the dark, and set up a Trap for yourself to jump.
Even the raging anger in his chest subsided, replaced by a sense of absurd playfulness, and his smile rose.
So, what the hell is going on here?
To be honest, even before the turning point of last summer, Ronan was not able to search for any memories of inheriting the family property in his memory, that is to say, Jonathan Hansen's family property was never in Ronan Cooper's Considering the scope, he has never been a young master who "will go home and inherit tens of millions of property if his music dream is not successful".
After all, he was no longer a Hansen.
And, twelve years later, Jonathan "suddenly" remembered that he had three children? It seems that the three children have never been listed as heirs, and then patting the head one day and remembering this? Isn't this a fantasy?
To be more precise, the third party should hope that Jonathan will never remember that there are three other children with inheritance rights? Didn't they blossom and bear fruit all these years to give birth to life? So, what's going on now?
There is no reasonable explanation for everything. If it is a prank on the TV station, it will be easier for people to accept.
It is precisely because of this that at this moment, it becomes more and more absurd, it is simply inexplicable! Absurd beyond words!
Ronan laughed back angrily, and the low laughter reverberated in his chest.
"You think I'm joking?" Jonathan didn't like the sneer on the other end of the phone, and was furious.
Ronan was not afraid at all, and his laughter returned to his eyes lightly, "Mr. Hansen, what happened? You saw me on the Grammys, and then suddenly felt, does that guy look familiar? Then Wake up the memory that has been completely wiped out in my mind, make a phone call on a whim to poke it? Or what's going on?"
The more you think about it, the more funny it gets, Ronan can't understand Jonathan's brain circuit——
If Jonathan really wanted Ronan to bend over for Wudoumi, then the Grammys were obviously not the best opportunity after becoming famous; only a few months ago, when the band had nowhere to go, when Jonathan came here with a stack of blank checks, I am afraid Ronan would also It's hard to say no so easily.
In addition, if Jonathan really wants Ronan to inherit the family business,
Nor should there be no news for more than twelve years and then a sudden change of mind.
What is going on at this timing? Not quite right! From the beginning to the end, there is a sense of... inexplicable.
"Mr. Hansen, what are you looking forward to?" Ronan was genuinely curious, not sarcasm or complaining, but full of question marks from the bottom of his heart, "After hearing your words, I am grateful and weeping bitterly. At a loss, thank you for your charity, after more than ten years, I finally remembered a stray dog that was abandoned, and then I should wag my tail and put a smile on my face and throw myself into your arms?"
"Hmph." Jonathan sneered, "Otherwise? What are you going to do? You don't really think that you are a famous person now, do you? Or, let me teach you a real life lesson? Use A blank check that hits your head and makes you dizzy, realizing that your persistence is worthless, that your dignity and pride are worthless?"
oh?
It turned out that Jonathan was really looking forward to Ronan wagging his tail and throwing himself into his arms, so grateful!
Ronan was not angry, and the corners of his mouth raised greatly, "Oh, Mr. Hansen really won't disappoint, how about this, let's try it first."
"That's right, be obedient..." Jonathan thought that Ronan had finally given in, and his words softened a little, showing a trace of satisfaction.
But obviously, Jonathan was still centered on himself, and didn't feel the true meaning of Ronan's words at all.
"Ah, no, no, no, Mr. Hansen, don't worry, let's take it step by step, baby steps." Ronan was not in a hurry, and patiently corrected Jonathan's illusion, just like a driving instructor, correcting the sixteen-year-old little by little The young man learned the correct posture and said with a smile.
"I mean, first step, try to throw a blank check into my head. You say, if I just write a check to buy a Pacific island, build a private airport, and then buy a private jet Machine, can these all be packaged together?"
Ronan was discussing seriously, with a lightness in his words.
"As for the matter of building a luxury manor alone on the island, a second blank check is needed. To be honest, I have never thought about it before, but now that I think about it, it feels quite exciting. A blank check, after all It is something in the legend, and it needs to be fully utilized."
"You!" Jonathan was completely thrown off by Ronan's unreasonable action, he just uttered a syllable, and then the words got stuck in his throat.
Ronan was very satisfied with the situation he created, and raised his voice slightly, "What's the matter, can't these things be done with a blank check? It's really disappointing."
The eyes and the corners of the mouth were full of smiles, but Ronan relaxed completely, and faintly found the relaxed posture of a talk show——
Life can also be entertained like a talk show.
"Ah, if the blank check can't be realized, then I think the plan needs to be shelved for a while. Mr. Hansen should know better than me that the most important thing in business negotiation is not only the bargaining chip, but also the timing."
Since Jonathan wanted to teach Ronan a lesson, now Ronan also taught Jonathan a lesson.
"You seem to have missed the exact stop on the train and are now getting off the wrong train. Wait, did I forget to tell you, I just signed a check for two hundred thousand dollars a while ago, not much, apparently it's not some blank Checks, but you can’t buy the Isles and the Jets with a blank check anyway, so I guess the difference shouldn’t be that big, and I’m not short on money right now.”
Of course, at the current level of the One Day King, the income is still below one million dollars, which is far from being comparable to that of a medium-sized company like Jonathan Hansen. But the point is that the One Day King is no longer desperate. Existential dilemmas are no longer an issue.
"Two hundred thousand dollars? You are joking with me, aren't you? If so, the joke is not funny at all, it just shows how stupid you are, you don't know how many zeros can be signed on the check." Jonathan looked again Returning to the state, expressing disdain with a contemptuous gesture.
Ronan didn't hold back, and laughed dumbly, because he felt that he was playing the piano to the cow, and the two people's talking points were completely different.
So, how should communication proceed?