Chapter 2430 Joyful as a Real Smile

The atmosphere of the wedding suddenly became lively, and the guests laughed.

Li Yi played with the master of ceremonies on the stage, and the master of ceremonies and the bride and groom had to play with him.

Everyone was making a fuss, and what should have been a serious wedding was turned into a happy ceremony by him.

The bride was supposed to cry because she was reluctant to leave her parents.

Li Yi rushed to say: "It's so sad, I want to cry. Think about it, how hard it is for parents to raise their daughter, and now she is going to marry far away. If we want to meet again, we need to walk more than 500 steps in the mountains.

I decided to give the bride and groom a bicycle each. They can ride the bicycle, hold their breath, and when they can breathe, they will go to their parents' home or their husband's home."

'Hahahaha' the guests laughed.

The bride and her parents, who were preparing to cry, finally broke their defense and laughed.

"I'm not kidding, I'm really giving it to you. Don't think it's sold for 100 coins outside. I'm giving you a bicycle for two people to ride together.

We agreed that we should work hard together in life. If anyone goes in the wrong direction, don't say that I, the host, will be angry."

Li Yi still smiled and said that he gave you a double bicycle and asked you not to separate.

We are witnesses for your marriage. What does it mean if you two separate?

The two families knew that this was not a joke and promised again and again.

When waiting for the procedure to enter the bridal chamber, Li Yi pulled the groom away. He was holding a large bottle of water: "Drink! If you don't drink, you will die."

The groom didn't dare to bet whether Li Dongzhu could kill him, so he drank it gulpingly.

"Vomit, vomit quickly, bend over, press the pit under your throat, press, vomit, good, drink, drink again."

Li Yi commanded the groom to vomit. The groom had drunk wine before, and it was rice wine.

"Li Dongzhu, I don't know if there is anything left in my stomach, is it okay?" The groom didn't dare to resist.

"Does your throat hurt?" Li Yi asked.

"It doesn't hurt, it just feels like vomiting water. I didn't eat anything, so I just put two pieces of maltose in my mouth." The groom explained.

"Come on, drink, drink a big glass of beer, drink it quickly, how do you feel?"

"I want to vomit."

"You said you didn't feel anything, vomited, and then drank, what do you feel."

"Hey! Isn't it very uncomfortable?"

"Do you want to vomit?"

"No, I still want to drink."

"Do you know how to enter the bridal chamber?"

"I know, we did it before... I won't tell you."

"Very good, take this pill, and then go to the bridal chamber, I will help you block other people who want to make trouble in the bridal chamber, eat it quickly."

"Master Li, do you still have this good stuff?" The groom understood.

"I have a lot of good stuff, eat it! Go! When you get pregnant, remember to go to the manor immediately.

If after three months, it's still the same situation, and your wife hasn't stopped her period, you must come to the manor, you should understand the seriousness of this matter."

"Then should I be on top or on the bottom?" The groom was a little scared, so he asked about the position.

"You should be in the underworld, get out of here." Li Yi kicked the groom after feeding him.

The psychological effect was first reflected. The groom went back and pulled the bride into the bridal chamber. His feet felt awkward when he walked.

"Hehe!" Li Yi laughed. I'm the master of ceremonies now. You have to have a child.

"Thank goodness I didn't eat too much at noon." Bi Gou was eating at the wedding banquet. He stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the big meatballs and hesitated again and again.

"Sixteen people eat, one bite each."

Li Yi picked it up and divided it into sixteen portions with chopsticks, dividing it vertically and then horizontally.

In the end, there were more than twenty portions, not sixteen portions at all.

Everyone stretched out their chopsticks to pick it up, and this was considered a happy occasion.

"Xiao Yi, you are really amazing. I don't know how to do this, but the woman should cry, why did you make her laugh?"

Bi Gou admitted that Xiao Yi could hold up in any occasion, it just depends on whether Xiao Yi is willing.

"Two villages are next to each other, why are you crying? Are you saying that our Tang Dynasty will be separated from the village boundary?

Some wedding hosts are incompetent and have to be sentimental.

What's the saying? It's not easy to raise a daughter, so you have to give her away. In fact, she has been given away a long time ago. The son-in-law comes to give gifts every now and then.

Even the father-in-law and mother-in-law went to live there and then came back. The son-in-law took care of them all the way, just like taking care of his own parents.

Why do you have to wait until the wedding to make people cry? Stupid? Parting of life and death?

This place is a farewell, and the lonely dandelion will travel thousands of miles. The floating clouds are the thoughts of the wanderer, and the sunset is the feelings of the old friend? Pretentious!"

Li Yi despised, despised some wedding planners at that time, their level was too low, they only knew how to be sentimental, and nothing else.

People were originally very happy, but you had to make them cry by being sentimental? Do you think you have the ability? Bah!

Li Yi was disgusted, so he made the wedding a happy one until he sent the newlyweds into the bridal chamber.

"Gangrou, tell me the truth, what else can't you do?"

Zhang Jiuling was the most convinced, he felt that Li Yi could do anything.

Today, he was in charge of the wedding, and no one was prepared. The master of ceremonies was scared and needed someone to save the situation.

Gangrou came up, so naturally, and took over the conversation at once, and the atmosphere was mobilized.

Saving the stage is like putting out a fire, have you practiced it?

"Jiuling, I tell you, don't tell others." Li Yi lowered his voice.

Zhang Jiuling suddenly straightened his chest, pursed his lips, and looked firm: "Gangrou, tell me."

"I can't give birth to a child by myself, really. Ouch! What are you doing? Are you biting people?"

Li Yi hid from Zhang Jiuling's "hunt" and shouted all the way to the feast.

The elders of both families can only sit on this table at the banquet, and the chairman doesn't think so. UU reading www.uukanshu.net

Even so, both families thought the location was good.

In this life, the marriage will be stable if the Supreme Emperor, His Majesty, Li Dongzhu, the prime ministers, and the princesses can all participate in it.

The husband dare not treat his wife badly, and the wife also depends on her husband.

The couple was protected into the bridal chamber, and Li Longji asked the two village leaders: "Is the drought serious here?"

"It's not heavy, it just rains less. We press the well ourselves. The paddy fields planted in the south used to be dry fields. Didn't Dong Zhu Li designate the land to become a river?"

"I'm actually quite worried right now. You said there was a drought. Shouldn't there be a lot of locusts? It turned out there weren't. People in the village were looking forward to it. They even offered incense to pray to the Locust God, but alas! He won't give it!"

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The village chiefs of the two villages spoke one after another. One said that dry fields should be converted into paddy fields, while the other complained that there was not enough drought.

Li Yi was confused. Did you two agree on your answer in advance? Blocked at both ends?

"Are there any grievances?" Song Jing also felt that it was too plain.

"Yes, people from our village live next to people from their village, and they plant melons. When the vines pass by, the little melons go into their jars.

Now that the melon has grown, the melon cannot be taken out. If you want to sell it, it is impossible for the other party to break open the jar.

What should we do if the two families are at a stalemate? Want a melon or a can? "

A man suddenly jumped out, talking and gesticulating about the problem of growing melons.

A few years ago, Song Jing might have been embarrassed, but now after hearing this, he gritted his teeth and felt humiliated.

Is your strategy aimed at me or Xiaoyi? I'll deal with what's against me, what's against Xiao Yi...are you tired of living?