Chapter 729: The Smile Is Too Ugly, Change It!

Originally, the weapon refiner wanted to create a kind of shoes with the function of "controlling the sword" and "controlling the shoes to fly." But in the end, he failed and only came up with a super weakened version of the sword control technique, which became the 'shoe control and slap in the face technique'.

In fact, many monks have done similar experiments. It is the dream of many monks to master 'sword flying, sword control, and flight skills' before the fourth level - Master Tongxuan invented the semi-finished product of 'sword control', and the pharmacist invented the 'gu' that turns people into hot air balloons.

After listening to the introduction, Song Shuhang felt that the face-slapping slippers were really interesting: "Shop, how do you sell these face-slapping slippers?"

"If you like it, fellow Taoist, I will give you the purchase price of these shoes, five yuan of third-grade spiritual stones." The landlady said with a bright smile.

More expensive than Sixteen's pair of shoes with the 'Levitation Technique'?

But it was still within the acceptable range of Shuhang: "Okay, then I'll take it."

The proprietress quickly wrapped the slippers for Song Shuhang - the finished slippers also came in a pair. However, the slipper on the left leg is just an ordinary slipper that is relatively sturdy and durable. Only the right foot is the ‘face-slapping slipper’.

Shuhang and Sixteen left the store with satisfaction.

When leaving the store, Song Shuhang turned around and looked around.

Su Clan's Sixteen asked: "What are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for that Taoist friend Su Wenqu who knocked us two down just now." Song Shuhang said with a slight smile. The change in the attitude of the female store manager just now was obvious.

And Song Shuhang and Su Clan's The Sixteenth did not take 'Venerable White' with them to go shopping. The female store manager's sudden change of attitude must have received a "secret message" from a Taoist friend.

Combined with the identity of fellow Taoist Su Wenqu [son of True Monarch Eternal Fire]... the person who transmitted the message to the female store manager was most likely him.

Su Clan's Sixteen also smiled and nodded, understanding.

However, after searching around, Song Shuhang did not find the sword-carrying scholar.

"That's all, let's continue shopping in our store." Song Shuhang said.

＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

after an hour.

Song Shuhang and Su Clan's Sixteen finished shopping at the store they wanted to visit, and they returned home with a full load.

At this time, the two of them were sitting on chairs in the square to rest.

In the center of the square, there stood the thirteen tall statues of Tribulation Immortal. When Song Shuhang saw these statues, he felt a little bit gloomy in his heart.

Su Clan's Sixteen stretched out and said, "The movie break is almost over, right? Are we going to go back to filming?"

"It should be almost done. I'll contact Fairy Lychee and Senior Bai to see if they are going back." Song Shuhang replied.

Then, he took out his mobile phone and prepared to call Senior Bai - hoping that Senior Bai had ended his "rental flying sword" activity.

He took out his phone and swiped to unlock it... At this moment, he suddenly saw another bright red light flashing slightly on the 'Thirteen Tribulations Immortal Statue' from the corner of his eye.

Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, and a bad premonition came to his heart.

Anyone who has read Mugenliu novels knows that some of the protagonists in Mugenliu novels can return to their daily lives after completing their tasks. When the next mission starts, you will be captured into the infinite space.

[I won’t be arrested again and continue the new exam, right? 】Song Shuhang secretly thought in his heart.

If we really want to arrest him again and take the make-up exam, that would be crazy! Because it has only been more than an hour since I last wrote the "Sage Self-cultivation Fu" silently.

You shouldn't be so diligent, right?

When he had this thought, suddenly... his vision went dark.

It’s beeping, it’s really happening again!

…

…

Song Shuhang's body tilted happily and fell towards Su Clan's Sixteenth. His consciousness was pulled into a huge, black square space.

In the square, under the Confucian saint's seat, the statue of 'Daozi', the head of the Thirteen Tribulations Immortals, exudes a faint light.

This time...what will be the test again?

He turned his head and looked around, and then his liver began to hurt faintly - the person who was pulled into the space this time,

Only him.

Su Wenqu and seven other Confucian disciples were not pulled into this space!

Pill, if you have to take the exam again this time, you will be dead.

"Hey, little friend Shuhang, we meet again." At this time, a familiar voice came from the air.

Song Shuhang turned around and saw 'Senior White Two' floating above his head, yawning. This time, the clothes on his body turned directly into a 'sleeping bag', and his whole body was huddled in the sleeping bag, with only his eyes and nose exposed.

When Song Shuhang saw Senior Bai Two, his eyes lit up with joy: "Senior Bai, you are still here." - Great, the most powerful cheating device, Senior White Two, is still there, so he won't be afraid of any exam no matter what.

"Well, I've always been here." Senior Bai Two said: "Then, I just slept in this space and woke up after I was full. Then I felt a little bored again, so I passed this 'Tribulation Immortal Statue' 'The connection with you pulls you into this space to accompany me."

Song Shuhang: "..."

The feeling of 'joy' in his heart suddenly sank into the eighteenth level of hell - the culprit who pulled him into this dimension was Senior Bai Two!

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly and said, "Senior Bai, what do you want from me?"

"Well, I remember that I had something to inform you, and it was a very important matter. But I just slept so comfortably that I couldn't remember it." Senior Bai Two said with a confused look on his face.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Well, don't look at me with such a sad look on your face. You must know that I am an old man. I have lived for who knows how many years. Isn't it normal for people to lose memory as they get older?" Senior Bai Two said plausibly.

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "Then Senior White, what do you want to do to remind you of important things?" The best way is to deal with Senior White quickly and leave this space. Therefore, try to cooperate with Senior Bai Two.

"I really can't remember. How about telling me a joke? Maybe when I'm happy, I'll remember important things?" Senior Bai Two pinched his chin and said.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Senior Bai Two: "What, you can't tell jokes?"

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth: "I can speak, but let me think about it!"

"Okay, I'll wait for you." Senior Bai Two changed into a comfortable position in the sleeping bag.

Song Shuhang thought for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I remembered an interesting joke. [Girl, give me a smile? If you don't smile, how about I give you a smile? Hehehehe?] Hahaha~~"

Senior Bai Two's eyes widened.

"How about it? Isn't this a good joke?" Song Shuhang said.

Senior Bai Two nodded seriously and said: "Well, it's very good, what a great joke. Then I remembered Dian Dian - what I wanted to inform you before is related to your life and safety. But , because of your joke, I was deeply shocked and couldn't remember the specific content of 'that incident'. So, are you ready to die, little friend Song Shuhang?"

"Huh?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened: "Is it related to my life safety?"

"Yes, it is not only related to your life and death, but also related to the life safety of your companions." Senior Bai Two said seriously.

"Senior Bai, I was wrong. I shouldn't have told such a bad joke. How about I tell you another joke?" Song Shuhang quickly tried to make amends.

"It's too late." Senior Bai said.

"Senior Bai, as the saying goes, there are only three things, you have to give me at least two chances." Song Shuhang said.

He could feel that Senior Bai Two was not joking just now. He really had a notice that was 'related to his life safety' that he wanted to tell him.

"It only takes three? It makes sense." Senior Bai Two stretched out his hand from the sleeping bag again and pinched his chin: "Okay, I'll give you a chance. Didn't you just say you wanted to give me a smile? Then you can give me a smile. I smile, and as long as your smile satisfies me, I might be able to remember the 'forgotten things'."

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Why, you're not even happy to smile?" Senior Bai asked.

Song Shuhang forced out a smile.

"It doesn't look good, it's too stiff. Change it to a sinister smile." Senior Bai said two times.

The corners of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched and he forced out a devilish smile.

"Ugly, laugh heartily instead." Senior Bai Two said again.

Song Shuhang took a deep breath: "Hahahaha."

"The voice is too unpleasant, so I changed it to a sinister smile." Senior Bai Two continued.

Song Shuhang bared his teeth and tried his best to make a sinister smile on his face.

"It scared me to death. The evil smile is so scary. Let's change it to a smile that warms people's hearts." Senior Bai Two patted his chest and said.

Song Shuhang rubbed his face and showed a gentle smile.

"Well, this smile is nice. But it's not interesting. It's not as pretty as my smile." Senior Bai Two said disdainfully.

Song Shuhang: "..." - This is too bullying. How many people in this world can you find who can compete with you in appearance?

"Let's change it to a girl who laughs like a girl, giggling." Senior Bai Two continued.

Song Shuhang immediately refused: "Senior Bai, that's the sound of a chicken."

"What about that?" Senior Bai asked.

"What the hell is that smile!" Song Shuhang couldn't help complaining.

"You are so boring... Okay, the last one, let's smile evilly!" Senior Bai Two raised a finger.

Smiling ferociously is easy. When Song Shuhang sees Senior Bai Two, he wants to smile ferociously. This is his true nature.

"I'll go, your grin is so scary. It scared me so much that I couldn't sleep for three days." Senior Bai Two exaggerated.

As soon as he finished speaking, Song Shuhang's smile became more ferocious.

"Stop, that's it. I'm very satisfied!" Senior Bai Two waved his hand: "Since you are smiling so hard, I will tell you the interesting news - your current location is in Confucian Wanshu Near the mountain, right? According to my information, a Confucian triennial event is going to be held there, right?"

Song Shuhang nodded.

"So, are you ready to face Jiuyou's crazy attack?" Senior Bai Two said with a smile. (To be continued.) Haoru Book Bar, the home of book friends! Unique URL: