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Chapter 396: Red Envelope From True Monarch Huangshan

True Monarch White Crane scanned all the fellow Taoists in the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" majestically - if it was a flying sword competition or a martial arts competition, he would not dare to be so majestic when facing the fellow Taoists in the group.

But when it comes to racing, he is really fearless!

He once transformed into an ordinary human being and won several world-class racing championships in a row. In those years, the ordinary human being he transformed into was respected by the world as the King of Racing Cars!

Although the walking tractor is not a racing car, after all, it belongs to the vehicle category! As long as it has four wheels... no, as long as it has wheels, Lord White Crane is sure to become the champion!

"If I become the champion in the 'Walking Tractor Competition', I will definitely be able to get closer to Venerable Bai and get closer to each other, right?" This is what True Lord Bai thinks.

So, he stepped forward - so what if the entire 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' fellow Taoists would fight against him? Let the storm come more violently, he has nothing to fear!

The fellow Taoists in the group looked at each other, and a few secretly nodded and clenched their fists. This stupid bird was too arrogant. Even though it was now at the level of a sixth-grade true king, he and the others must give it to him. An unforgettable lesson!

"Okay." Venerable Bai chuckled and continued: "In addition, a competition must have rewards. Since I am organizing this competition, then I will provide the rewards this time... This walking tractor The top six in the competition, well, let’s just say the top five. The top five, after the competition, can go with me to explore a ruins on the seabed."

Originally, Venerable Bai wanted to bring six fellow Taoists into the ruins as the first batch, but one of the places was reserved for 'True Lord White Crane' as it helped Venerable solve the Western problem of the 'Teacher Xiao Li' incident. of remuneration.

"Relics?" True Lord Huangshan asked curiously: "Senior Bai, what kind of relics are they?"

"Well, a very old relic seems to be a product of the 'previous era'. Before my last retreat, I accidentally collided with a warship, and then I discovered this relic... But because I will be in retreat soon , so before I could explore the ruins, I sealed and hid the entrance to the ruins." Venerable White explained.

The previous era refers to the era of ‘Old Heavenly Way’.

As soon as Venerable Bai finished speaking, the fellow Taoists in the group suddenly became extremely interested.

A product of the ‘last era’? If that's the case...will there be information related to 'immortality' in it?

You must know that in the ancient ‘Old Heavenly Way’ era,

There are many geniuses with the ‘Destiny’ who have opened up their own ‘path’. Although they cannot inherit the destiny and achieve immortality, they can take a half step closer to the realm of 'Ninth Grade Tribulation Immortal' and come into contact with the mystery of immortality.

In today's era, in the well-preserved relics of the 'Old Heavenly Way' era, information about 'immortality' can be found in nine out of ten cases!

This is the message of 'immortality'. Although it may be someone else's 'Tao', it can be learned from and integrated into one's own 'Tao' in the future.

Suddenly, many fellow Taoists in Jiuzhou Group No. 1 felt itchy in their hearts.

"Ahem!" Kuangdao Sanlang, who was in the big horse monkey state, patted his chest hard and said: "Senior Bai, how can such a meaningful thing as the walking tractor competition be without me, Kuangdao Sanlang? Let us drive the hand-held tractor , welcome the rising sun, and run towards a bright new era! I am going to sign up for the competition, no one can stop me!"

As soon as San Lang finished speaking, next to him, a female disciple of the Chu family who was responsible for being our guide blinked her eyes and asked curiously: "Hey, senior, isn't your Taoist name Su Clan's Ah Qi?"

The female disciple of the Chu family still remembers that the senior who was turned into a big horse monkey should be called 'Su Clan's Ah Qi'!

When the senior threatened Xu Jian Sect's leader Xu Zheng, he once said: "My Tianhe Su Clan's Ah Qi's favorite thing to do is to challenge a sect alone!" ]

How domineering?

In just one sentence, Xu Zheng, the head of Xujian Sect, obediently took off his Taoist robe in public.

At that moment, this female disciple of the Chu family became a loyal fan of 'Su Clan's Ah Qi'.

Therefore, she firmly remembered the Taoist name 'Su Clan's Ah Qi'. She even felt that even though this senior looked like a giant monkey now, he still looked so awesome and handsome!

Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "..."

"Puff puff puff~~" The surrounding Beihe Sanren, Snow Wolf Cave Master, Creation Dharma King, and Luo Chen Zhenjun all burst into laughter.

"Huh?" Miss Chu Kong blinked in confusion. Did she say something wrong?

Three waves of mad sword...internal injuries!

After the beginning of Three Waves of Mad Knife, all the Taoist friends from Jiuzhou Group No. 1 patted their chests and expressed their intention to participate in the popular walking tractor competition.

Fairy Dongfang Six: "Senior Bai, count me in for the relics of the 'previous era'!"

Beihe Sanren: "If you think about it, the walking tractor competition might be interesting."

"Actually, I drove a walking tractor many years ago. At that time, having a walking tractor was very popular." The owner of the Snow Wolf Cave said that he would be there when he participated in the walking tractor competition. Show your true self to compete.

Furukawa Kansama: "Actually, I used to own a tractor manufacturing factory. I must have a place in the top five!"

Facing the temptation of the relics of the 'previous era', moral integrity and so on can be replenished by sleeping.

In the end, Huangshan Zhenjun calmly put down the rice bowl in his hand... and finally finished the bowl of rice: "Then, I will provide the walking tractors needed for the competition. The specific number of participants is up to me. Sign up here. According to the number of people, I will dispatch a group of walking tractors as quickly as possible."

True Monarch Huangshan would not tell the group of fellow Taoists that when Venerable Bai expressed his intention to learn to drive, he gave Venerable Bai a walking tractor, hahaha.

"Then it's settled happily!" Fellow Taoists in the group signed up to compete one after another.

After counting the number of applicants, True Lord Huangshan thought of another thing: "By the way, little friend Shuhang hasn't come back yet?"

"Does the True Lord have anything to do with him?" Beihe Sanren asked.

"Well, it's almost time to give him a big red envelope!" True Lord Huangshan said, reaching out and grabbing Jingba Little Doudou.

Doudou shouted: "What are you doing, Huangshan Dasha?"

"It's time to go home." True Lord Huangshan said.

"No, you just went home when you said you were going home. How shameless do I have to be?" Doudou said coldly: "At least you have to come out in person, cross thousands of mountains and rivers, go through all the troubles to find me, and then find me again." Take me back! This is basic sincerity, do you understand sincerity?"

True Lord Huangshan chuckled: "Don't make trouble. You have played outside for long enough this time. Don't disturb little friend Song Shuhang anymore. Go back."

"No, I don't want to go back. I still want to make a movie with Song Shuhang. I want to be the protagonist of the movie. I want to be a big star. I absolutely don't want to go back!" Doudou waved his paws desperately and shouted loudly. .

"This time, I can't help you." True Lord Huangshan reached out and took out a dog leash, and put it on Doudou with a snap.

"Huangshan Dasha, I will fight with you!" Doudou gritted his teeth: "I advise you to untie my collar quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being rude! I'm going to sing the song of Huangshan Dasha!"

True Lord Huangshan: "..."

Before Doudou opened his mouth to sing the "Song of Huangshan Dasha", Zhenjun hurriedly snapped his fingers.

Then, a function on the collar is activated!

A flash of light!

At this time, Doudou spoke: "Woof woof woof woof~~"

Huh? Why is it just a simple barking sound?

After calling a few times, Doudou became confused.

Then, it tried another language and continued: "Woof woof woof woof."

Still can't make a human voice?

Doudou collapsed. He changed several languages ​​in one breath, but all he made was a barking sound, and even the barking sound was small.

"Haha, this is a newly made dog collar. Not long ago, I found that the 'muting function' in the group is very useful. Then I tried to modify your collar." True Lord Huangshan said proudly.

The real version of the 'silencing formation' does not ban sounds, but prohibits Doudou from speaking in human language. It can only make a "woof" sound.

"Woof woof woof~" Doudou screamed desperately, but the function of this collar is very powerful. Even if it barks desperately, the sound is only a little loud, and it sounds like the cute cry of a puppy when it is showing off its cuteness.

"Well, the whole world has become quiet, which is awesome." True Lord Huangshan sighed.

Doudou rolled his eyes, despairing. The 'Great Speech Spell' was actually brought to reality by True Lord Huangshan. Can he still have fun playing with it!

Kuangdao Sanlang on the side came over, stretched out his hand to pick Doudou's chin, and sighed: "Sure enough, Doudou who can't speak human words is cuter."

"Ouch~~" Doudou jumped up, threw himself on the head of San Lang, opened his big mouth, and bit San Lang's head with a click!

There was a vague liquid, whether it was blood or saliva, flowing down from Sanlang's forehead...

Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "..."

The Beihe Sanren turned around, took out his mobile phone, and took a photo of Sanlang and Doudou. The image of the giant monkey wearing Taoist robes and the Pekingese biting his head is awesome.

Although they are not the same species, when seeing this picture, the poem can't help but pop up in people's minds - they are born from the same roots, so why be so impatient with each other?

True Lord Huangshan reached out and grabbed Doudou from Sanlang's head.

Then, True Monarch Huangshan said: "Because I happened to be transporting a 'walking tractor' to all fellow Taoists, I thought of the big red envelope that I had promised to give to little friend Song Shuhang. Speaking of which, I already owe little friend Song Shuhang I got two red envelopes from you. The red envelope for taking care of Doudou for so long, and the red envelope for hosting Venerable Bai’s mission out of seclusion.”

"Hey, the red envelope for receiving me when I leave customs?" Venerable White turned his head and blinked curiously.

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