Chapter 386: No, No!

The entrance to the Chu family's land was guarded by two members of the Chu family.

Yu Rouzi has been living in the Chu family for the past few days. The Chu family members recognized her as a good friend of Miss Chu Chunying. When she entered the Chu family's land, they did not encounter any obstruction.

At this time, Song Shuhang asked aloud: "By the way, two fellow Taoists. Have you ever seen a senior in white come back with your Chu family's genius Miss Chu Chu?"

The two guards scratched their heads, stared at Song Shuhang and said, "Senior Sister Chu Chu, what were you doing yesterday? Although Senior Sister, you are indeed a genius..." But bragging about being a genius always makes people feel a little shy.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Damn it, I forgot that I look like Chu Chu now!

He sighed, but from the words of these two guardians, it can be inferred that Venerable Bai did not return to the Chu family with Chu Chu. Could it be that Senior Bai directly hid his figure and took Chu Chufei deep into the clan?

With Senior Bai’s straightforward character, it’s really possible!

Therefore, Song Shuhang and Yu Rouzi entered the Chu family's land together and went to the residence arranged by Chu Chunying for Yu Rou.

Along the way, Song Shuhang and Soft Yu chatted about some things.

"Speaking of which, Soft Yu. Didn't you receive a gift from Senior White not long ago?" Song Shuhang was curious. After all, he had seen a gift box with "Soft Butterfly Island Yu Soft" written in his own hand by Senior White.

"I didn't receive it." Yurouzi shook her head.

"It's strange. I understand that senior has sent your express delivery." Song Shuhang murmured, but he laughed again: "But it's best if you didn't receive it, otherwise you will have to be with today's Jiuzhou No. 1 Group ' Together with our seniors, we have become a member of the meteor shower."

"Huh?" Rouzi Yu immediately turned around and stared at Song Shuhang: "Senior Song, are you saying that I would have become a meteor in the meteor shower?"

"Well, yes. It was a really disastrous experience. You saw it spiraling into the sky, flying in various super-foul states in the air, there were also meteor light effects, and the way it landed, in front of Duanxian Terrace How many holes were made by the seniors of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'. I also saw with my own eyes the screams of Senior Su Clan's Seventh and Senior Immortal Master Tong Gua when they ascended to heaven." Song Shuhang said with lingering fear.

"Spiral ascending to the sky, super exciting flight mode, meteor light effects, and booming landing method." Yurouzi said softly, and then she clenched her fists: "Thinking about it...it feels a bit exciting."

"What?" Song Shuhang suspected that his ears heard it wrong.

"Damn it, why did other seniors receive gifts, but I didn't? I also want to spiral up to the sky, I also want to fly in the sky with excitement, and I also want to become a shooting star! I still want to go Space!" Yu Rouzi poked at each other with two fingers, looking aggrieved.

Song Shuhang: "..."

I originally thought that Miss Yu Rouzi was a relatively normal member of the 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1', and her thinking channel was basically in the same dimension as him. But I didn't expect... the most abnormal one in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group is her!

As they talked, the two of them walked towards the depths of the Chu family. The guest room where Yu Rouzi was temporarily staying was actually Chu Chunying's residence, which was deep within the clan...

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On the other side, in front of Duan Xiantai.

Jian Yuanhai, the Supreme Elder of the Xujian Sect, and Chu Kangbo of the Chu family stood opposite each other. Jian Yuanhai held the sword in his hand tightly and stared at Chu Kangbo.

The other party seems to be seriously injured. Maybe he has a chance? !

Under the Broken Immortal Platform.

The seniors of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group finally persuaded Venerable Bai and made many promises - such as letting Venerable Bai personally visit some of their arms manufacturing companies abroad.

With great difficulty, Venerable White temporarily gave up the idea of ​​dismantling the missile.

So, with nothing to do, Venerable Bai borrowed a laptop from Beihe Sanren - as the always-on Saint Seiya in the group, Beihe Sanren still had the laptop in his hand when he was spiraled into the sky and turned into a meteor.

After borrowing the computer, Venerable White took out a wooden thing that looked a bit like a receiver and plugged it into the computer.

Then, Venerable White started to operate on the laptop with his fingers flying.

The True Monarch of Huangshan Mountain, Fairy Lychee, Doudou and Beihe Sanren beside Venerable White glanced at the screen curiously, wanting to see what Venerable White was doing on the computer.

When she saw this, Doudou burst into tears: "Puff~~Puff puff~~"

I saw files on the computer screen being opened by Venerable White from time to time.

There is the image of Lord Furukawa Temple opening his mouth and screaming loudly when being spiraled up to heaven... There is the Lychee Fairy who is only wearing pajamas and looking dazed... There is the Oriental Fairy who keeps dancing, but has a frightened and angry expression when she is suddenly lifted into the sky. ... There is the image of True Lord Huangshan holding his rice bowl, calmly being thrown away... There is the image of the Snow Wolf Cave Master weeping while spinning in the air while bathing the little Snow Wolf... There is the scene of Beihe Sanren's nose and saliva flying... There is a scene where the True Lord White Crane reveals his true body, and his neck is knotted due to spinning and flying...

Then, there is the scene of the bare-butt Kuangdao Sanlang hugging the drunk* layman tightly (sorry, the group members can't remember the layman's name at once), the two people hugging each other, and drilling with their heads on the top of the cave.

Later, there are three waves of crazy swords ripping off the layman's clothes, and the scene of the two people spinning in the air with a big fan is so beautiful that it makes you blind!

Venerable White calmly took screenshots of these expressions one by one, skillfully placed them into an 'expression generation software', and calmly clicked the OK button.

At the same time, His Holiness selected a picture from each person's pictures that made them scream the most frightened and burst into tears, put it into the 'dynamic expression generation software', and calmly pressed the OK button again.

"No, Senior Bai!" Crazy Blade Sanlang suddenly screamed loudly!

"No, Senior Bai!" The drunken layman also yelled.

"No, Senior Bai!" Fairy Lychee flew towards Senior Bai.

"No, Senior Bai! Stop it!"

"No... stop it!"

"O...o, Senior Bai!" This was the scream of True Lord Bai He. His neck was twisted into a twist, which was so embarrassing.

The camp of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group suddenly became chaotic. All the fellow Taoists rushed towards Venerable Bai and snatched away the computer to stop Senior Bai.

"Hahaha." Venerable Bai turned his head and smiled coldly at the fellow Taoist from Jiuzhou Group No. 1. Do you want to snatch the computer from his hand? Are you kidding? He is a seventh-grade Venerable!

Believe it or not, if you piss him off, he will turn on his charming aura in seconds and make everyone confused?

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So, after a few breaths.

All Taoist friends of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group, rush to the streets!

Venerable White pressed the 'OK' button with satisfaction, and then transmitted the 'Collection of Fifty Taoist Friends' Emoticon Packages' emoticon package to the space of 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1'.

"Well, this emoticon is too crudely made. I'll find an expert forum later and ask someone to carefully create a beautiful emoticon." Venerable White murmured.

What? Looking for a forum to let people carefully create "high-quality emoticons"? Doesn’t that mean that this emoticon will not only be circulated in the group, but also spread to the entire Internet?

No, absolutely not. It's so shameful. If it spread to the world of cultivation, how could they still hang out in the world of monks?

"Senior Bai, I suggest you ask Soft Yu to make emoticons! The emoticons she made are great." Huangshan Zhenjun stretched out his hand tremblingly and gave a thumbs up - at this time, he would definitely sell his teammates. Can't be vague.

Venerable White pinched his chin: "Okay, we'll see about it later."

True Monarch Huangshan's arms fell weakly... Brothers, I tried my best!

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On the other side, Song Shuhang and Yu Rouzi approached the center of the Chu family.

Suddenly, Yurouzi made a fierce move and covered Song Shuhang's mouth and nose.

Then she quickly pulled Song Shuhang back and forth, retreating nearly a meter away before stopping.

Miss Yurouzi's magical power was still there, Song Shuhang felt that he had obviously been promoted to the second-level realm...but he was still defenseless in Yurouzi's hands, and was easily dragged back by her.

"Is there an accident?" Song Shuhang asked with difficulty as Yurouzi covered his mouth and nose.

"There is a mist. It is a mist that is difficult to detect even for monks who have opened their noses. Even a third-grade monk will fall into a coma quickly if he smells it too much. Fortunately, I was trained by my father, so I am very familiar with these things. Keen." Yurouzi frowned.

Well, before his daughter goes out into the world, a good father must first train her to be resistant to drugs and other substances. This is the most important thing!

For example, some good fathers today will take their daughters out when they grow up, drink with her, and get her drunk to measure her alcohol consumption. Then the next day, the father will gently warn his daughter: Daughter, drinking so much is your limit. From now on, dad can't be by your side at all times. You must remember your limits and don't get drunk by bad people.

Although many fathers, when they are still drawing gourds, after drinking for thirty years, in a daze... they seem to hear their daughter's bold voice: Hey~~Dad, you can't drink enough. Come on, boss, give me two more bottles of Erguotou!

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"Mist?" Song Shuhang's hand grasped the handle of the broken sword, and then asked: "Can the Turtle Breath Technique prevent the inhalation of this kind of fog?"

Since it's the type that's inhaled into the body, it's okay not to breathe, right?

"Huh? Senior also learned the Turtle Breathing Technique?" Yurouzi asked in surprise - Could it be that senior is also lazy in breathing like her senior brother? So practice Turtle Breath Technique?

"Ah, yes. That was really... a difficult but interesting memory." Song Shuhang thought of the last trip to the universe that he just left.

Then, Shuhang stretched out his hand and drew the 'Turtle Breath Rune' on his palm.

He also gave himself and Rouzi Yu a 'Turtle Breath Technique' each.

After entering the second-grade True Master level, I can directly use "Zhen Qi" to carve the runes. The effect is much better than using the power of Qi and blood to carve the runes. I feel that the lasting effect of the Turtle Breath Technique has also become longer.

"Let's go into the depths of the Chu family and take a look." Yurouzi was ready to move. She felt that her adventurer soul was already burning...