Chapter 1,370 Pregnant... Whale Dan!
"What is this operation? A dream?" The Ten Thousand Worlds and the Nine Netherworlds exploded again.
This time, Tyrant Confucianism Demon's battle was full of twists and turns.
When everyone thought that the content of his battle was a bit ordinary, Tyrant Confucianism Demon opened an unfathomable "spell effect", and even Jiexian was addicted to the spell effect and couldn't extricate himself.
When everyone thought that Tyrant Song Xuansheng was going to teach by example and practice, Tyrant Confucianism Demon suddenly asked the question "What is filial piety? What is love" in a majestic and direct way, attracting everyone's attention and making people eager to hear the next.
But then, Tyrant Confucianism Demon suddenly changed back to the original battle.
The cultivators of the Ten Thousand Worlds and the evil demons of the Nine Netherworlds just endured it, after all, it was a rare eighth-grade battle.
But Tyrant Confucianism Demon didn't say a few words, and fell asleep with a happy expression on his face.
At that moment, there were countless people in the Ten Thousand Worlds and the Nine Netherworld who turned the table.
My heart is so tired.
Finally, when the Nine Netherworld Xuan Mo was about to give a huge red negative review to Tyrant Xuan Mo's **, Tyrant Xuan Mo spoke again and performed a superb "dream **" skill.
Moreover, when Tyrant Xuan Mo spoke, his temperament became oppressive.
Although he was sleeping with his head down, no one from the cultivators of the heavens and the Nine Netherworlds and the evil demons dared to complain. Everyone almost subconsciously sat up straight, kept a well-behaved posture, and involuntarily cast their eyes on Tyrant Xuan Mo, pricked up their ears to listen to the **.
This feeling is like the ancient times when students saw the majestic teacher coming.
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[Parents are the foundation of human beings. Today's topic is to govern filial piety and maternal love. ]
[A loving mother loves her son, not for reward. ]
[A one-foot-three-inch baby, ten and eight years of hard work. ]
Song Shuhang, with his head down, began the ** process slowly.
Every word he said would trigger strange phenomena in the world, and righteousness would gather towards him, enhancing his majesty.
What Song Shuhang was talking about at this time was just the ordinary content of "filial piety".
However, none of the cultivators in the heavens and the evil demons in the Nine Netherworld dared not to listen. All the cultivators and evil demons sat upright, listened carefully, and did not say a word.
[The grace of ten months of pregnancy is heavy, and the repayment of three lifetimes is light. ]
[The pain of ten months of pregnancy and childbirth... all students can experience it for themselves. ]
While speaking, the "eye" pattern on the whale pill behind Song Shuhang became bright again.
This pattern represents the "Eye of the Confucian Sage".
It once again projected the "projection" behind Song Shuhang.
At the same time as the projection appeared, an eye also flew out of Song Shuhang's body and was projected into the "projection" screen.
It was the body of the "Eye of the Confucian Sage".
The cultivators in the heavens and the evil demons in the Nine Netherworld looked puzzled.
And not far from the Demon Tribulation World.
Skylark in the trumpet: "Hey, hey, hey, are you kidding me? Are you thinking of using that trick during the Xuanmo Tribulation? That's too suicidal! Such a suicidal thing... So exciting, I never thought of it."
Skylark clenched her fists excitedly.
Her 'Eighth Grade Xuansheng Tribulation' was interrupted again, and now her trumpet is still at the peak of the seventh grade. In other words, she can continue to play happily with the 'Heavenly Tribulation World'.
After the suicidal battle of Song Shuhang is over, she can borrow the 'Eye of the Confucian Sage' from him. Next time, when she has passed the suicidal battle, when the Xuansheng Tribulation of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds comes to the end, she can suddenly sacrifice the 'Eye of the Confucian Sage' and make the practitioners of the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds pregnant for the second time.
Just thinking about it makes me feel very exciting.
Skylark felt that the suicidal power in her body was boiling up and could not be suppressed.
Chi Xiaojian: "Look up at the sky! Pills."
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In the dream state
The Confucian saint and Song Shuhang in the outside world synchronized: "Ten months of pregnancy, the pain of childbirth... all students, you can experience it for yourself."
Here it comes, this terrible scene is finally coming.
Song Shuhang burst into tears.
At this time, how much he wished that he didn't have the weird talent of "entering dreams".
"Master, how can we experience something like a ten-month pregnancy?" Daozi, who was responsible for recording, asked in confusion.
Senior Daozi, shut up, don't ask any more questions. Song Shuhang shouted in his heart.
It's a pity that he couldn't speak, nor could he remind Daozi.
"The master has researched a spell and memorized it in his pupils. This spell is called "Pregnant Gaze". Look into my eyes." The Confucian saint said softly.
The saint's voice was soft, but with a kind of majesty that could not be refused. All the students present, including the "Fairy of Creation" possessed by Song Shuhang, involuntarily cast their eyes on the teacher's eyes.
[Look into my eyes] In the outside world, Song Shuhang and the Confucian sage said synchronously. The practitioners of the heavens and the worlds, the evil demons of the Nine Netherworlds, could not help but cast their eyes on the projection of the 'Eye of the Confucian Sage' behind Song Shuhang.
When all the students looked at the eyes of the Confucian sage, the sage's eyes emitted a 'weird light'.
What kind of weird light is it?
It is so weird that it cannot be described at all.
What does this weird light represent?
Need I say it? Of course it means pregnancy.
"No~~" Song Shuhang cried out.
However, it was the 'Fairy of Creation' who controlled the body, and Song Shuhang, who was in the state of possession, could only bear it and could not change the plot of 'entering the dream'.
[Congratulations to player Song Shuhang, who was hit by the ‘pregnancy gaze’ for the second time, and gained a ten-second ten-month pregnancy experience, and a VIP-level half-hour childbirth pain experience. ]
However, this experience is different from the last time.
Last time, it was a male body, but this time Song Shuhang experienced the pain of pregnancy and childbirth in the ‘female body’ of the Fairy of Fortune.
This feeling, for Song Shuhang, is so weird that it is indescribable.
However, two seconds later.
"Huh? No more pain?" Song Shuhang suddenly found that the connection between himself and the Fairy of Fortune was broken.
The Fairy of Fortune's belly swelled like a blow, but Song Shuhang didn't feel anything unusual.
"Strange." Song Shuhang murmured.
In the past, when he entered the dream, he had to experience the things that the dream object experienced, whether good or bad. Including Cong Niang's long life, Chu Chu was killed by someone holding her sister in his arms... and so on.
This time, when the Fairy of Fortune was hit by the ‘pregnancy gaze’, he only experienced it for less than a second, but he was safe and sound afterwards.
Could it be that my 'talent for entering dreams' has been upgraded, and I can stop having some bad experiences? Song Shuhang thought to himself.
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At the same time, in the Xuanmo ** state. The 'Eye of the Confucian Sage' behind Song Shuhang burst into a strange light.
The practitioners of the heavens and the worlds, the evil demons of the Nine Netherworlds, regardless of age or gender, regardless of demons and ghosts, regardless of plants and stones, regardless of human or non-human, were all shot by the light of the 'Eye of the Confucian Sage'.
Under the 'Pregnant Gaze', all beings are equal.
Unless you are already pregnant.
[Ba Ru Xuan Mo sends the 'Pregnant Gaze' file to everyone, do you want to receive it? yes/no? ]
Unlike the 'Pregnant Gaze' launched on weekdays, in the 'Xuan Mo **' mode, the 'Pregnant Gaze' of the Eye of the Confucian Sage is blessed by the ** state, and its power is greatly increased.
The 'Pregnant Gaze' that used to make thousands of people pregnant in one wave, under the power of the ** mode law, is infinitely powerful.
The next moment, everyone who looked up at the existence of the ‘Eye of the Confucian Sage’ had their lower abdomen swell up like air.
It swells one circle per second, and the entire process of a ten-month pregnancy can be completed in ten seconds.
The convenience is beyond imagination.
Look, pregnancy is so simple.
Do you still think that ‘holding hands to get pregnant’ is convenient? It’s out of date! And it requires physical contact, which is so troublesome.
The ‘pregnancy gaze’ of the Confucian sage can make you pregnant with just one look, so what are you still hesitating about? Look up quickly and accept the baptism of the sage’s loving eyes.
"Ahhh, what's going on?"
"My belly is getting bigger!"
"I'm a man, Tyrant Confucian Demon, did you get something wrong?"
"What does the strange light in this sacred eye mean? There must be 800 words of profound content in it, which is worth my study and analysis. But before that, I need to get pregnant first."
"Huh? Is this what it feels like to be pregnant? So interesting."
"Asshole, I just gave birth not long ago, and you're here again? Go to hell!"
"Beep beep beep~~"
"Chi, I can't take it anymore. The majestic master is suddenly pregnant, which looks so interesting. Of course, we are pregnant together. It hurts. "
"My Taoist partner and I are practicing dual cultivation, bastard."
"Stop, stop it quickly. My junior sister is still a child!"
"Stop, my junior brother is still a child!"
"Stop, my master is still a child!"
"Hahaha, Huangshan Dasha is also pregnant, hahaha."
"You are pregnant too, Doudou. Don't laugh at others for your own mistakes."
"Where is Senior Bai in seclusion? Will he watch this "Xuan Mo** '? I want to see Senior Bai, is he pregnant too? I want to see the pregnant Senior Bai, no one can stop me. "
"I just want to give birth to a football team, but I'm not going to give birth to one myself."
"Tears are streaming down my face, Zi Yan and I are pregnant together, let's take a selfie. Ahhh, it hurts, it hurts so much."
"Not good, I was racing, my belly suddenly got bigger and I'm going to lose control, I hit it~~Ahhhh, I ran over it, it's over..."
"Mom, I love you~~I love you the most."
The heavens and the worlds, the Nine Netherworld, were in chaos.
The cultivators and the Nine Netherworld demons left a huge shadow in their hearts, at least the psychological shadow of the area of three bedrooms, two living rooms, and two toilets.
At this time, Song Shuhang, who was sleeping, said calmly: "Pregnancy is bitter, childbirth is bitter. This kindness and love, I will never forget it in three lifetimes."
Senior Bai Two: "..."
As the master of the Nine Netherworld, he would naturally not be affected by the 'pregnancy gaze'.
"This time, I can't save you either." Senior Bai Two rubbed his temples.
**After it ends, the Nine Nether Demons will probably give a lot of negative reviews.
At this time, the projection of the 'Eye of the Confucian Sage' finally dissipated, and the Eye of the Sage returned.
Then, in Song Shuhang's Qi Hai Dantian, the belly of the Fat Whale Golden Pill swelled up...